I swear this is not by Jewel, and if Hunter or Kim Smith (not her real name) says it is, they're lying anorexic bitch-bags.
I’m writing this letter to tell youI don’t love you anymore
I don’t miss you
I never have.
The truth is, I tried, but never found
your adoration anything other than arduous
your niceties cliched
your praise thoughtless
and it has become unbearably obvious
that you love
me
with all the originality of romance novels
the manly man weakening the luscious flower
But do not be sad, nothing is lost, neither of us even loved/the other truly-/you only thought you did and I only wanted to.
BY
JEWELDARCY RICHARDS
I hope that Kardashian gives you VD. I'm a Dodger Blue Bell. Blake DeWitt already stared at my rack three times, and Manny asked me to comb his hair. I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE. HAVE FUN ON CELEBRITY FIT CLUB, PIG.
I miss you forever, BD.
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Him?
rbnlaw:
Yeah, who the hell is that guy?
Come on guys, he coined the term "Firecrotch" for Lindsay Lohan!
I can't speak for rbnlaw, but I'm just staring blankly at the word "firecrotch."
Brandon is an a hole. He promised me his world. He gave me nothing. if you don't know the prick, he's a rich brat heir to something. Id call him the man versions of paris hilton, but that's redunbant.
@Josh: Yeah, and. . . ?
Gawd, I love you, Darcy.
Redunbant is my new favorite word.
Rbnlaw...are you nice? Will you be kind and remember things like my birthday and my first and last name? I'm alone again, naturally.
I can and will do all of those things, Darby!.
Doh!
I even put a period after an exclamation mark. See, your haveing a affect on me allready!!
I used to do well in English klass, but the teacher was like that guy in that book from what's-his-Russian.
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