Thursday, April 01, 2010

I Apologize for My Colleague

Hey guys,

OMG. I am SO sorry. It's come to my attention that my teammate Vma has been a little, say, less than accurate in her baseball talk. See that, you Eurotrash bimbo? It's "baseball," not "Base Ball" or "BaseBall." Sheesh. Also, Matt Kemp is no more a midfielder than Sweden is home of the Alps, hear? And Russell Martin a goalie? Way to destroy that dumb blonde stereotype!

And Brian Cavazos-Galvez? Okay, he put up a pretty nifty .971 OPS in Ogden last year, but the guy's a 12th-round draft pick. Don't get your hopes up, Swedie.

Anyway, please forgive Vma, for she knows not what she talks about. I had a feeling about this one when we first met at the Blue Babes sleepover at Dodger Stadium. Maybe you guys can educate her a little...Lord knows I've tried lol.



rbnlaw said...

As the New York Dolls once said:
"There's gonna be a showdown."

Josh S. said...

Yes, and Ricky Martin is gay. Any other obvious news to report?

Headless Horseman said...
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Headless Horseman said...

I would rather be having dinner with Dracula and his borderline personality disorder than continue reading about headless people with heads.

Eric Karros said...

Hunter: you need to apologize for your collagen, not your colleague.

Orel said...

Said the "natural" blonde.