Tuesday, January 26, 2010

SoSG Pedro Guerrero Concedes With Grace, Tact, and Class

And there you have it, at 12:47p PT, conceded his spot as a Son with all the style you've come to expect from such a verbose individual:

"F y'all"...I think that's the same thing I said on August 26, 1988 when you fckrs traded me to St Louis and THEN won the world series....so maybe, you'll win in 2010?

The Dapper Dominican, ladies and gentlemen, was never one to beat around the bush.

Sidebar updated (updated again 1/27 9:30a). Farewell, Pedro, and thanks for all the memories!

18 comments:

fanerman said...

Conan O'Brien could not have written something more eloquent than that. Godspeed Pedro Guerrero!

Dusty Baker said...

Sidebar already update; PG already sworn out. Did you already revoke his securoty clearance, I hope? That way, he can't sneak in and post anyth--wait, what am I saying? He never posted anything even when he was a Son.

Dusty Baker said...

*updated

*security

Jesus, this sobriety is screwing up my typing.

Greg said...

So can we expect this level of competition (read: bribery) each off-season??

Dusty Baker said...

Neeebs, it's time for one of your famous wrap-ups of the action now that this election is over.

And someone also needs to come get all Doris Kearns Goodwin on us and tell us what the Pedro administration meant. Maybe I can do that, complete with overuse of hand gestures and extreme overuse of FDR quotations.

Dusty Baker said...

Is Fred's Brim sad?

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

For as long as I've known Pedro, he has always shown the utmost class and dignity necessary in a Dodger blogger; that is to say, he's shown none at all.

Dusty Baker said...

This will have to be updated:

http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2008/01/sosg-presents-better-know-blogger.html

Sorry I don't have a tiny URL.

Dusty Baker said...

There once was a Son named Pedro
Who turned out to be more like Fredo.
He ran away with the election,
Which, upon reflection,
Wasn't really a win, bro.

[Sorry, not much to work with in "Pedro."]

Mr. Customer said...

Alas, so passes Pedro Guerrero.
His posts, admit it, were quite rare, though.
When the electorate nixed him,
The Sons eighty-sixed him.
He'll now be pumping your gas at the Valero.

Steve Sax said...

@DB, Mr C: Great limericks, but I can't believe neither of you worked in the word "afro".

Dusty Baker said...

Don't think "afro" wasn't in earlier versions, Sax. Someday my handwritten original manuscript for this limerick will be in the musty old archives of some prissy college, and you'll be able to see the work's progress where I tried to work in "afro" and "Avogadro."

Delino DeShields said...

Crap, Pedro owes me 20 bucks.

Fred's Brim said...

Fred's Brim indifferent

Dusty Baker said...

FB indifferent. Just like the rest of our apathetic electorate. You people make me sick!

[j/k]

Steve Sax said...

@DB 6.22p: how could you leave out Avogadro, on principle alone?

Josh S. said...
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Pedro Guerrero said...

Dusty - You're kind of a clown after leaving the Dodgers, joining up with Barry Bonds, the Giants, the Reds, etc. Dude, Pedro posted some classics.