Saturday, January 23, 2010

Greatest Non WWE Entrance Video EVER

I exhibited this in my post for salvation, but got my hands on a High Def version of the the UAF Nanook Hockey entrance vid. Without hyperbole, I promise it will change your world.

Astute reader/philosopher Daniel G points out that this is an alternate cut of the other vid...

First, the icebreaker that the nuclear polar bear chops in half is called the Seawolf, which I think is the name of the University of Alaska-Anchorage. And secondly, for some reason in the new version they blow up Miami of Ohio instead of Notre Dame.

This should come as no surprise to us College Ice Hockey Enthusiasts / Sarah Palin fetishists. The Miami of Ohio - Alaska rivalry dwarves Ohio St - Michigan in both intensity and lives lost. Now if someone can just explain what happened to the Polar Bear's brave wingmen during Operation: Annihilation Earth.

4 comments:

Orel said...

Ah, the much-needed "Explosion" label.

Steve Sax said...

Why are they blowing up the planet? And why are we cheering for them as they do that?

Delino DeShields said...

There's so much destruction in this. Even when the bear crashes into the stadium, he leaves a pile of rubble.

Fite Club said...

Saxie, it's a metaphor - the polar bear's actions symbolize how your extra greenhouse gas emissions are ruining his habitat. Somewhere Al Gore is smirking after watching this video.