Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Three Random Thoughts While Driving To Work Today

I don't think I've been this distracted by a billboard since the bus poster for Elisha Cuthbert's "The Girl Next Door."

Since when did Famke Janssen change her name?

Why is the best part missing?

12 comments:

QuadSevens said...

I saw that bilboard for the Surrogates 3 or 4 times before I realized any part of her was missing.

Josh S. said...

"Why is the best part missing?"

What are you talking about? Her brain is right there.

karina said...

Men and boobs...no matter how many explanations, i won't get it.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

karina: Don't try to make any sense of it. We don't try to understand women. But I am becoming an expert in understanding how South American women are wired.

Kyle Baker said...

@ Neeebs-

Open to advice. Almost 11 years in, it's still a mystery to me.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Dusty:

Lesson Number 1: They tend to think with their hearts and not their heads, thus they usually leap before they look. Expect this and make the proper adjustments and you will do just fine.

Next lesson TBA

Steve Sax said...

@karina: I meant the ribbon in her hair. (Apologies for disagreeing with Ric Ocasek.)

karina said...
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karina said...

@Sax didn't you notice her left heel is missing?

karina said...

@Neeebs i think you might have something in understanding us.

"They tend to think with their hearts and not their heads"

Oh boy. It's in our DNA.

Kyle Baker said...

In all honesty, Mrs. Dusty is actually far more American (she was born in OC), culturally, than anything else. Her family has the complicating factor that not only are they from Peru but they are Japanese, so they are very nice and polite but extremely late for everything.

the_sports_dude said...

I've seen that billboard countless times driving around, and I never realized how much of an "ass man" I am until now when I just noticed for the first time that her upper torso was missing.