AvB Update 7: Hitters Bare All

Today, on a very special Abes vs Babes: both teams take it all off and reveal what lies underneath. No, this doesn't mean you'll get to see our stash of James Madison soft-focus oil paintings (and sorry ladies, the Darryl shot is just to get your attention). It means today we uncover the full roster of both the Abes' and Babes' hitters, along with their corresponding stats. The black box that until now has shrouded AvB in mystery and begat rumors of game fixing will finally be lifted.

But first, an update on the Week 7 competition, which requires a brief look at Cameron Diaz' career. From her The Mask debut in '94 until she became the world's highest-paid actress in '03, Cameron basically ruled the world. But then the cracks started to show. First, Timberlake. Then, In Her Shoes. We became truly concerned when she started channeling Claudia Schiffer. And just when it seemed she was following another Timberlake Ex into Crazytown, a trifecta of Cameron-friendly events hit:

• Her Shrek the Third had a $123 million opening weekend.
• She got to hug it out with Kate Hudson (here's the story from the hardhitting reporters at Yahoo! India news).
• Lastly and most importantly, Cameron's Babes protege Victor Diaz suddenly became the second coming of Ted Williams, batting 0.400 and belting 4 HR's during the week to win Player of the Week and help the Babes notch a Week 7 win.

With their strong week, The Babes extend their lead in Cumulative Stat Categories to 7-1 and push their lead in Weeks Won to 5-1-1. Here are the full scoreboards:

Week 7 Only: The Abes The Babes Avg 0.207 0.285 Runs 29 20 HRs 4 7 RBIs 22 27 SBs 4 4 ERA 3.67 2.50 Wins 2 3 Saves 0 0 Ks 37 35 Total 2 5

Cumulative: The Abes The Babes Avg 0.249 0.267 Runs 167 147 HRs 24 29 RBIs 134 136 SBs 13 25 ERA 4.52 3.88 Wins 6 13 Saves 0 0 Ks 167 193 Total 1 7

And, as promised, here are the full details on the Abes' and Babes' hitters: Abes Hitters:

President	Player	Team	Avg	Runs	HRs	RBIs	SBs
Woodrow Wilson	Jack	PIT	0.261	25	1	9	0
Woodrow Wilson	Preston	STL	0.219	6	1	5	2
Woodrow Wilson	Craig	ATL	0.172	6	1	2	0
Woodrow Wilson	Josh	WAS	0.156	5	0	0	2
Andrew Johnson	Kelly	ATL	0.275	32	6	26	4
Andrew Johnson	Dan	OAK	0.358	20	5	16	0
Andrew Johnson	Reed	TOR	0.265	6	1	7	2
Gerald Ford	Lew	MIN	0.217	1	0	3	0
James Monroe	Craig	DET	0.229	23	5	26	0
Richard Nixon	Trot	CLE	0.278	18	2	20	0
John F Kennedy	Adam	STL	0.239	11	0	9	2
Andrew Jackson	Conor	ARI	0.241	12	2	9	1
George Bush	Dave	MIL	0.176	2	0	2	0
Total:			0.249	167	24	134	13

Babes Hitters:

Maxim Girl	Player	Team	Avg	Runs	HRs	RBIs	SBs
Penelope Cruz	Jose, Jr	SD	0.280	22	4	13	2
Penelope Cruz	Nelson	TEX	0.207	12	2	11	0
Brooke Burke	Chris	HOU	0.238	9	1	6	5
Brooke Burke	Jaime	SEA	0.320	4	0	1	0
Cameron Diaz	Matt	ATL	0.243	11	3	8	2
Cameron Diaz	Victor	TEX	0.308	6	5	9	0
Kim Smith	Jason	ARE	0.214	7	0	4	0
Roselyn Sanchez	Freddy	PIT	0.276	14	0	10	0
Roselyn Sanchez	Anibal	FLA	0.091	1	0	0	0
Sienna Miller	Damian	MIL	0.222	4	0	3	1
Evangeline Lilly	Ted	CHC	0.100	1	0	1	0
Cindy Crawford	Carl	TB	0.288	21	5	23	11
Eva Green	Shawn	NYM	0.318	23	5	21	3
April Scott	Luke	HOU	0.237	11	4	24	1
Brittany Murphy	Tommy	LAA	0.217	1	0	2	0
Total:			0.267	147	29	136	25

Coming Next Monday: pitching rosters and stats.