Looks like Barry Bonds won't be the only drugged-up diva soon laying claim to being #1. SoSG darling Lindsay Lohan will apparently top the new 2007 Maxim Hot 100 List, a story that somehow warranted a front page story on cnn.com.
SoSG has actually obtained the new Maxim List in full, information available only to those with either internet access or enough accumulated wealth to buy a magazine. A quick analysis of the new rankings reveals that turnover from last year is approximately 50%. For those worried/excited about what this means for next year's Babes roster (this year's contest will continue to use Maxim's 2006 list), SoSG breaks down the future Abes vs Babes impact:
Notable Arrivals: Kate Hudson (#27), Ashley Olsen (#37), Adriana Lima (#53). This could mean big trouble for the Abes. Thanks to Kate, Braves behemoth Tim Hudson (4-1, 1.83 ERA so far this season) and Dbacks infielder Orlando Hudson (0.313, 6 HR, 28 RBI) will be suiting up for the Babes next year. Thanks to Adriana, they've also locked up any action on a Jose Lima comeback. One question: If Ashley Olsen makes the list, where is Mary-Kate? Probably getting drunk with Ozzie Canseco.
Notable Departures: Eva Green (formerly #20), Cindy Crawford (#26), Brooke Burke (#94). This means that next year the well-rounded stats of Tampa Bay's Carl Crawford will be no longer. It also means the Babes can soon say goodbye to Shawn Green's 0.300+ hitting (as can Shawn Green).