Happy Fourth of July, everyone. Though the number four has clearly not been kind to the Dodgers this season as the team is still in pursuit of the elusive four-game win streak. But hey, we always have Katy Perry to find solace in, right? God bless America.
Do you ever feel
Like a Diamondback
Stinking up the West
We'll pee in your pool again
Kung Fu Panda never feels
Feels so paper-thin
Like a house of pancakes
One cake from caving in
Do you ever feel
Already buried deep
Sixteen games back
Trades but nothing seems to help the pen
Do you know that there's
Still a chance for Blue
'Cause there's a spark in Ryu
You just gotta
Ignite Yasiel
And let him slide
Just own the Gnats
Get that fourth straight win
'Cause Clayton, you're a firework
Come on show them what you're worth
Make them go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you strike out thirteen in a row
Clayton, you're a firework
Come on let your curveball work
Make them go, "No, no, no"
Golden sombrer-oh-oh-oh
Like a Diamondback
Stinking up the West
We'll pee in your pool again
Kung Fu Panda never feels
Feels so paper-thin
Like a house of pancakes
One cake from caving in
Do you ever feel
Already buried deep
Sixteen games back
Trades but nothing seems to help the pen
Do you know that there's
Still a chance for Blue
'Cause there's a spark in Ryu
You just gotta
Ignite Yasiel
And let him slide
Just own the Gnats
Get that fourth straight win
'Cause Clayton, you're a firework
Come on show them what you're worth
Make them go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you strike out thirteen in a row
Clayton, you're a firework
Come on let your curveball work
Make them go, "No, no, no"
Golden sombrer-oh-oh-oh
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2B Gordon
RF Puig
SS Ramirez
1B Gonzalez
LF Van Slyke
CF Ethier
3B Uribe
C Ellis
LHP Kershaw
Beautiful GT, Dusty!
Bountiful GT, Dusty
Sam Adams Summer Ale
Boobiful GT, Dusty!
IT'S A TARP
Sam Adams Summer here, too.
You are spoiling us with these great GTs Dusty!!
Happy Fourth Everyone.
Cheers, Karen. Happy 4th to you!
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez
Tarp coming off, rain letting up, clouds on the move ...
YP home run. 2-nil!
Yasiel with his first homer since 5/28. It was a ROCKET. 2-0 Boys.
HanRam keeps the screws to them with a double.
Ethier triple makes is 3-0!
My oh my but Matty is looking fine in his 4th of July cap.
Sorry all, just can't help myself.
Mr. Steiner saying that FH are down by 2 in Padreville and also that they went 2-8 on their last homestand.
If we're all really quiet, I'm sure we'll hear hearts breaking all over DodgerNation.
Top of ninth in Pod Ray Junction (aka Chavez Ravine South). Pods still up 2-0.
@Karen
NO ONE looks good in that hideous cap, even Matty.
MISTER Baker...I sooo beg to differ!
Hanley HBP. He OK?
SD 2, FH 0, final
On the hand. OF COURSE
Orel...I missed the actual HBP but Conti checked him out and HanRam took his base.
MONSTOR 3 run shot by SVS, 6-0 for the first place Dodgers.
SVS 3R jack!
Thanks, Karen. Hanley's a HBP magnet
Inning still going. Ethier walks
Uribe: In play, no out!
Orel...He is a magnet. If he's not being hit on the hand, he's pulling a hammy or calf.
Dre home. 7-0 Good Guys.
Juanny home on Kid K single. Ho Hum...8-zip.
Wow! Still going and RA!
RA for Yasiel.
OH COME ON PUIG
Just kidding. This is great
Behold the power of GT boobs!
Hanley not taking his position. Don't know if it's because he's hurt or because of big lead.
Now that Gnomes has brought up boobs, didn't we have a boob themed GT last season that produced a winning streak???
I am so happy to see MLB honoring Lou Gehrig today on the 75th anniversary of his famous, very moving speech. We could use more men like him.
2013 boobs
I knew we could count on you to do that very tedious research, Orel!!
I am here to serve
Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers 1m
A perfect 6th inning for Clayton Kershaw. 34 straight scoreless innings, the 5th longest streak in #Dodgers history.
Save some for the end of the year, Clayton!
Somehow missed (despite multiple comments in this very thread) that the Gnats lost. Woo-hoo!
Update on HanRam: Removed from the game for precautionary reasons. No Xrays planned.
Awesome GT Dusty!
FOAM TIME!!
A Dodgers win,Fireworks,Beer and Katy Perry's breast....It don't get any better than that.
HYPGTUP!
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