Tuesday, July 15, 2014

All-2tar Game Thread, 5p

Puig and three guy2 that would have hit at lea2t one home run in the Derby.

Not Clayton Ker2haw (0-0, -.--) v2. Felix Hernandez (0-0, -.--)

Here it i2! The Mid2ummer Cla22ic! Thi2 one count2! The 2tar2 will 2hine! 2ame old, 2ame old.

Thi2 i2 all the Dodger ba2eball we're getting until Friday, 2o I gue22 we'll take it. Ye2, Clayton Ker2haw 2hould be 2tarting, but doe2 it really matter? The 2tarter goe2 for two inning2 top2. I think we're all more intere2ted in 2eeing what 2henanigan2 Puig will get up to after 2ucking it up in the Home Run Derby. My prediction? He goe2 1-3 with a 2ingle and make2 2ome routine catche2 in right. 2en2ational!

At lea2t with four Dodger All-2tar2, there might be a rea2on for u2 to 2tay tuned in the entire time. Hopefully, all four will 2ee playing time, 2ince there i2 literally no major 2tory for Fox to fill airtime with thi2 year.

No 2ir, nothing to 2ee here.

67 comments:

rbnlaw said...

What are you trying to 2ay?


Thi2 whole "2 as an S" thing ain't ea2y.

Hideo Nomo said...

2pecial thank2 to Find and Replace.

Hideo Nomo said...

That awkward moment when a fan of another team finds our Twitter and doesn't know it's 99% sarcasm.

Orel said...

Do the Dodgers have home-field advantage for the World Series yet?

karen said...

Yeah, Wainwright was the right guy to start. He's faced 2 hitters and given up a double and a triple. Good call Mike.

karen said...

UPDATE from 2 seconds ago...Cabrera just hit a 2 run homer off our starting pitcher.

karen said...

The Kid comes in in the second and restores order. Sets 'em down 1-2-3.

spank said...

Please for the love of anything let Kershaw pitch to Jetah

Franklin Stubbs said...

The Cardinals finding ways to chafe my arse even when I'm supposed to support them.

Orel said...

"I have two balls because of him."

Orel said...

Nope. Simon vs. Jeter

Fred's Brim said...

Goldschmidt in that 2eter segment reminded me of Roger Dorn in the Amex commercial in Major League

Fred's Brim said...

perfect inning for Clayton, only had to pitch 1 inning

Orel said...

Puig's struck out twice already?

Franklin Stubbs said...

Fucking geriatric single

Fred's Brim said...

Puig getting a lot of action tonight.

Orel said...

TIL no one keeps his head on the ball longer than Jeter

Fred's Brim said...

@Orel yeah, Felix got him with some nastiness in the first. He had a good AB vs Darvish working him to 3-2 and laying off some tough pitches but he got tricked on a breaking ball that started inside but broke back over the plate

karina said...

├ępale everyone!

Nomo, this is am awesome GT.

I know in any given moment, they'll stop showing the game and start showing every Jeter's movements

Orel said...

Thanks, FB. I wonder if he'll get another AB

Fred's Brim said...

@karina including his bowel movements. Whenever Jeter is in Minnesota, he gets lutefisk even though he knows it does to his digestion

Fred's Brim said...

I guess thats it. Now for the awkward interview with Robothal

karina said...

I called it. I don't remember anything like this.

Fred's Brim said...

the best part of the Re2pect ad was Action Bronson

Orel said...

Now I want Jeter to unretire at the end of the season

Fred's Brim said...

Chris Salt is a skinny mofo

Fred's Brim said...

DEE running for Utley!

Fred's Brim said...

heh Miggy holding Dee by the wrist

Fred's Brim said...

SpeeDee scores from first on the Lucroy double!

Orel said...

Conflicting edits???

Fred's Brim said...

The NL ties it up, Jeter can't earn the win

karina said...

Mike Trout is the new Derek Jeter

Fred's Brim said...

Grienke in, Dee stays in

Fred's Brim said...

stupid panneled hats

Fred's Brim said...

Grienke with a great inning!
Now pull him

Orel said...

Nice work, Zack!

Hideo Nomo said...

Puig the only Dodger not doing something awesome. I guess that's ok.

Fred's Brim said...

another AB for Yasiel

Fred's Brim said...

ugh, another 3-2 K for Puig

Orel said...

Not a dream ASB for Puig

karen said...

It's okay, Yasiel. You still the man!!

Fred's Brim said...

Ramirez doesn't get him anyway, crafty slide or not

Fred's Brim said...

Time for Yasiel to get his hand healthy

Fred's Brim said...

another Card in to give up a bunch of runs

Fred's Brim said...

I don't think I've seen Neshek pitch before. I think I would remember that motion. I think that's Kent Tekulve trying to skip a stone across a pond

Fred's Brim said...

another tough play for Puig.
I wish they would pull him before he tries to prove he blongs by doing something stupid

Orel said...

Kent Tekulve reference!

Fred's Brim said...

Nice work, Matheney

Fred's Brim said...

Altuve is not a large man

Fred's Brim said...

Clippard gets lucky with that wild pitch, nice ups by Mesoraco to snag that rebound

Orel said...

Altuve power!

Fred's Brim said...

all 5 AL runs charged to Cardinal pitching. Trout is still on their bill

Fred's Brim said...

I want to see Dusty drink a Redd's Strawberry Ale

Fred's Brim said...

Dee up with a guy on second and 1 out

Fred's Brim said...

wow, great play by Altuve to get Dee

karen said...

We all know that I'm a big ol' baby, but this All-2tar game is really making me miss TGwynn.

spank said...

Jetah

Orel said...

Jeets

Orel said...

AL 5, AL 3, top 8. Two on, two out for the NL

Orel said...

Wainwright eating his words. Awkward

karen said...

Wainwright's a Cardinal. I hope he chokes on his words.

Orel said...

One out left

karina said...

I am going to watch ESPN right now. I might have missed something Derek Jeter did :)

Franklin Stubbs said...

Hard-hitting Jeternalysis.

Hideo Nomo said...

Cardinal hate approaching Giants level.

Fred's Brim said...

The worst part is that same Cardinals pitching will shut us down for 3 straight games this weekend

Alex Cora said...

Who's this Deruk Jeters guy? Any good?