Zack Greinke (11-6, 2.90) vs. Tim Lincecum (9-6, 3.65).
"There's never any controversy or distractions around a Bochy team. They just play hardball," writes Richard Justice at MLB.com. Look, we get it. The Giants have chemistry, magic bat-splintering googly-eyed aliens, and Chardonnay. They turn fool's gold into MelkyScutaroHudson. They are the Littlest $154-Million-Payroll Team That Could.
That would make the Dodgers the bad guys, and tonight the bad guys are starting Greinke in the type of game they are paying him $147 million to win. Not give-his-team-a-chance win, but terminate-with-extreme-prejudice win. Zack will be with the services of a hobbled Hanley Ramirez, thanks to the plunk-happy Cardinals pitching staff, and Yasiel Puig will be able to don his Superman tights tonight. The bullpen? Stuck on Krypton.
Greinke-Kershaw-Ryu. It's the best the Dodgers have to offer against the grittiest team in the NL West. Let's keep it clean, and no hits below the Belt!
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Dee Gordon 2B
Yasiel Puig CF
Adrián González 1B
Hanley Ramírez SS
Carl Crawford LF
Matt Kemp RF
Juan Uribe 3B
A.J. Ellis C
Zack Greinke P
The outfield experiment continues...
I don't get it... How difficult isn't to play center field?
I'm leaving the salt mines. I'll check in with y'all later.
HATE is at a full blown boil.
I hope Spank is around tonight, I miss my brother in HATE!!
I gots some HATE to help spread around.
Wish I could watch this one.
I like experimenting in the outfield. With LSD.
Manager formerly known as 'Donnie Baseball' down playing this series.
Yeah, Don. You've always been one of the better motivating managers in the bigs.
Douche.
Dirty douche done dirt cheap.
hateHateHATE building up! *punches wall*
Dusty...TV, transistor, CB radio...I don't care, bro. I wanna FEEL YOUR HATE.
Obviously this team can't do it without our voodoo.
Quoth the Spank: "Fuck the Giants!"
Quoth Neeebs' mom: "Spank me!"
hateHateHATE
@Dusty have you had Sam Adams Porch Rocker? I's fixin to imbibe.
post mofo
hate google
homerun Puig?
What happened w Puig, oh people with video?
No haven't had the porch rocker from SA.
I did rock Neeebs' mom on the porch once, before his dad came downstairs and ran me off.
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!!!
1-0 doyers
FUCK THE GNATS!!
Sweet shit-sucking jesus those Gnats unis are hideous. Just caught a glimpse on MLB Network. Screw Gaza, bomb the Gnats' dugout.
Love the Lakers Carlos Boozer acquisition. Do I really have to say why?
I'm sooo happy my brothers in HATE are repping tonight!! Feel the FURY Dust and Spank!
Oh no, who is hurt? Third inning injury delay
sit the fuck down,timmeh
Brought Fresno hate up in this bish! Whole lot a blue here in the Bay Area....
Fresno HATERS representing!!
Harness the HATE Dodgers fans!
Someone tell me the score please!
Urine?
1-0 Dodgers,holmes.
Puig!
3-0 blue
SuperDee brings in Zack with a triple. 2-0 Good Guys.
Puigster triples in Dee, 3-zip for the good.
And down goes timmah!
This is so much fun watching the dirty haired one circle the drain. 5 straight hits for the Blue, 4-nada.
Timmeh doesn't go 5. Ahhh, poor little FuckHead.
Matty with a 2 RBI triple.
Whores rejoice!!
6-0!!
FUCK THE GIANTS IN THE EAR!!!
What is the name of holy hell is going on here?
Holy cow. Ran some errands, then came back to find Timmah chased and the good guys up 6-0 on about twenty triples. Whoo hoo!!!
Are we having fun yet?
Are you Brazil in disguise, Gnats?
Can we play you every week, Timmeh?!?!
THIRD triple for Yasiel!! 7-nada, Dodgers.
I want to have Puig's babies.
Triple triple?? Only in Uribe's best dream.
Spank...Love the reference to Ray Rice. Lets get a bunch of great big, giant mofos to slap the snot out of that prick.
TRIPLE TRIPLE
We have these assholes bent over the barrel tonight.
For reals,Karen. Someone needs to put the hurt on that piece of shit.
11TB for Puig, without a HR no less. Wow
Diablo Pagan on the DL because he's out collecting more innocent souls.
10Ks for Greinke through seven. Wow.
Puig due up in the eighth. Let's do this
"Look at Posey looking up at [Puig], as if to say, 'You are a wonder'." --Vin
Giants fans chanting "Home Run Derby" at Puig. And Puig has 11 TB against them tonight.
Puig hits a deep one to center, but it's a fly out. Ethier tags and advances from second to third.
One out in the eighth.
A-Gon fly ball to left, but not deep enough to score Ethier.
This game is awesome, but it's about to be shit on by a Chris Perez appearance.
HanRam joins the fun. Single scores Ethier, it's 8-0 LA.
@Gnomes 10:07p: That's why we needed that eighth run: b/c Perez is coming in
TV broadcast, and Vin, talking about the seagulls descending on PacBell Park, the world's largest bird shitfest
Lots of empty seats there at the Giants' park.
Here come the seagulls.
Heeeere come the pretzels!
Romo up in the giants' "pen"
Maholm.
Enough said.
maholm is such a train wreck
"So Maholm might have gotten away with something there" (bases loaded called strike three for the second out in the ninth.)
Next pitch is a RBI single for the Giants.
So much for the shutout.
fucking Kenley Jansen has to get up now. Thanks a lot Paul
Foam Time.
Haven't said that in awhile.
PGT up!
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