TIGERS 14, DODGERS 5
In a game I admittedly didn't see one iota of, I may be the best qualified to provide a succinct summary, because anyone who actually saw the debacle must surely be blinded:
Waxed.
Dodgers bats teed off early against a recently-struggling Justin Verlander, taking a 5-0 first inning lead. That didn't last long as the Tigers roared back for five runs in the second. Ryu could never settle down and the German team began pouring in the goals seemingly at will. I might have mixed up my sports reports but you get the picture. Let's hide this one away and pretend it never happened.
Tuesday, July 08, 2014
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I saw it. I have to pour acid in my brain now to erase it.
Will you be suffering through tomorrow's game as well?
I will. I have to watch Netherlands destroy Argentina.
Oh, wait, you were asking BJ.
5-1 Oaktown in the 8th inning.
A's take it 6-1. Gnats really reeling.
That's too bad.
Oh no, wait. That's awesome.
Awesome headline Dusty! I knew I could count on another Son to rip the pubic hair off of that pun.
I saw parts of it so will only need a small amount of BJ's acid. However, we are still in first place and whatever is left of my brain will focus on that.
Austin Jackson's gonna go 4-5 with 4RBI today
Poor Avila only had 1 hit
5 Tigers has 3 hits, the rest had 2
WACK
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