What is a Chatograph™? According to their website:
1) Check the calendar to see when your favorite celebrity is appearing
2) Select the player, add to your cart, and enter your question/comment
3) Have your interaction blasted across social media
4) Receive your personal autographed CHATOGRAPH™ certificate via mail.
And guess which favorite celebrity is doing an appearance this Saturday? That's right, Steve Garvey himself. As of this writing, Dad's John Hancock can be had for an eminently reasonable $14.99. Any takers?