Friday, July 04, 2014

Game 89 Thread: July 4 @ Rockies, 5p

Clayton Kershaw (9-2, 2.04) vs. Jair Jurrjens (where the hell has this guy been?)

Happy Fourth of July, everyone. Though the number four has clearly not been kind to the Dodgers this season as the team is still in pursuit of the elusive four-game win streak. But hey, we always have Katy Perry to find solace in, right? God bless America.

Do you ever feel
Like a Diamondback
Stinking up the West
We'll pee in your pool again

Kung Fu Panda never feels
Feels so paper-thin
Like a house of pancakes
One cake from caving in

Do you ever feel
Already buried deep
Sixteen games back
Trades but nothing seems to help the pen

Do you know that there's
Still a chance for Blue
'Cause there's a spark in Ryu
You just gotta

Ignite Yasiel
And let him slide
Just own the Gnats
Get that fourth straight win

'Cause Clayton, you're a firework
Come on show them what you're worth
Make them go, "Oh, oh, oh"
As you strike out thirteen in a row

Clayton, you're a firework
Come on let your curveball work
Make them go, "No, no, no"
Golden sombrer-oh-oh-oh

50 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

2B Gordon
RF Puig
SS Ramirez
1B Gonzalez
LF Van Slyke
CF Ethier
3B Uribe
C Ellis
LHP Kershaw

Orel said...

Beautiful GT, Dusty!

Fred's Brim said...

Bountiful GT, Dusty

Orel said...

Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hideo Nomo said...

Boobiful GT, Dusty!

Orel said...

IT'S A TARP

Dusty Baker said...

Sam Adams Summer here, too.

karen said...

You are spoiling us with these great GTs Dusty!!

Happy Fourth Everyone.

Dusty Baker said...

Cheers, Karen. Happy 4th to you!

Dusty Baker said...

Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez
Tarp coming off, rain letting up, clouds on the move ...

Dusty Baker said...

YP home run. 2-nil!

karen said...

Yasiel with his first homer since 5/28. It was a ROCKET. 2-0 Boys.

Dusty Baker said...

HanRam keeps the screws to them with a double.

Dusty Baker said...

Ethier triple makes is 3-0!

karen said...

My oh my but Matty is looking fine in his 4th of July cap.

Sorry all, just can't help myself.

karen said...

Mr. Steiner saying that FH are down by 2 in Padreville and also that they went 2-8 on their last homestand.

If we're all really quiet, I'm sure we'll hear hearts breaking all over DodgerNation.

Dusty Baker said...

Top of ninth in Pod Ray Junction (aka Chavez Ravine South). Pods still up 2-0.

Dusty Baker said...

@Karen

NO ONE looks good in that hideous cap, even Matty.

karen said...

MISTER Baker...I sooo beg to differ!

Orel said...

Hanley HBP. He OK?

Orel said...

SD 2, FH 0, final

Orel said...

On the hand. OF COURSE

karen said...

Orel...I missed the actual HBP but Conti checked him out and HanRam took his base.

karen said...

MONSTOR 3 run shot by SVS, 6-0 for the first place Dodgers.

Orel said...

SVS 3R jack!

Orel said...

Thanks, Karen. Hanley's a HBP magnet

Orel said...

Inning still going. Ethier walks

Orel said...

Uribe: In play, no out!

karen said...

Orel...He is a magnet. If he's not being hit on the hand, he's pulling a hammy or calf.

karen said...

Dre home. 7-0 Good Guys.

karen said...

Juanny home on Kid K single. Ho Hum...8-zip.

Orel said...

Wow! Still going and RA!

karen said...

RA for Yasiel.

Orel said...

OH COME ON PUIG

Orel said...

Just kidding. This is great

Hideo Nomo said...

Behold the power of GT boobs!

karen said...

Hanley not taking his position. Don't know if it's because he's hurt or because of big lead.

karen said...

Now that Gnomes has brought up boobs, didn't we have a boob themed GT last season that produced a winning streak???

karen said...

I am so happy to see MLB honoring Lou Gehrig today on the 75th anniversary of his famous, very moving speech. We could use more men like him.

Orel said...

2013 boobs

karen said...

I knew we could count on you to do that very tedious research, Orel!!

Orel said...

I am here to serve

Orel said...

Los Angeles Dodgers ‏@Dodgers 1m

A perfect 6th inning for Clayton Kershaw. 34 straight scoreless innings, the 5th longest streak in #Dodgers history.

Orel said...

Save some for the end of the year, Clayton!

Hideo Nomo said...

Somehow missed (despite multiple comments in this very thread) that the Gnats lost. Woo-hoo!

karen said...

Update on HanRam: Removed from the game for precautionary reasons. No Xrays planned.

Steve Sax said...

Awesome GT Dusty!

karen said...

FOAM TIME!!

spank said...

A Dodgers win,Fireworks,Beer and Katy Perry's breast....It don't get any better than that.

Orel said...

HYPGTUP!