Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Game 92 Thread: July 8 @ Tigers, 4p

I think she's saying "HanRam!" He's today's DH!

Hyun-Jin Ryu (9-4, 3.08) vs. Justin Verlander (7-7, 4.71)

The Dodgers have never faced Justin Verlander until today. In several series over the last few years, they've always just missed him. I guess they couldn't avoid him forever, but at least they're getting him when he's at his most un-Verlander-like (from a record and ERA standpoint, anyway).

And since they're facing Verlander, that gives us a reason to post an image of his sometimes girlfriend Kate Upton. (Though, do we really NEED a reason?) That's right, Justin! We're using your girl's boobs as our lucky Game Thread boobs! What're ya gonna do about it?!

Please don't say, "Throw a no-hitter."
Please don't say, "Throw a no-hitter."
Please don't say, "Throw a no-hitter."

47 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

This bra is holding up much better than #BRA.

spank said...

It's a massacree

Orel said...

You saw that coming, Gnomes?

Orel said...

Bill Plunkett ‏@billplunkettocr 2m

#Dodgers Yasiel Puig said he has accepted invite to participate in HR Derby.

Orel said...

No matter how bad my day goes today, I'll never feel as bad as every single person in Brazil

Steve Sax said...

There's something in there with that Kate Upton gif and a sad Brazilian, but I am too tired to figure it out

Hideo Nomo said...

Gordon 2B
Puig RF
Ramirez DH
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp LF
Ethier CF
Uribe 3B
Ellis C
Rojas SS
Ryu P

Steve Sax said...

Lineup ends with ERR

Hideo Nomo said...

3-0!

Hideo Nomo said...

5-0!!!

Orel said...

Puig guns down Hunter at second but the call is overturned. BOOOOOO

Orel said...

Ryu in trouble. 1st & 3rd, no out in the 2nd

Orel said...

5-1 now. Still no out

Orel said...

Four straight hits

Steve Sax said...

Oh no, who is hurt?

5-1 LA but Tigers threatening in the second

Steve Sax said...

5-2. Settle, HJR!

Orel said...

And a wild pitch!

Orel said...

All tied up

Steve Sax said...

So much for that lead

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Is it too late to get David Price to Comerica Park for the next inning?

Orel said...

OK, new game now

MR.F said...

Aw

Orel said...

Of course Verlander has settled down by now.

karen said...

Wow and I was bummed for missing the first three innings.

Orel said...

And the Tigers score the winning run. 6-5 in the 3rd

Orel said...

7-5

Fred's Brim said...

Yahoo, 5 runs against Verlander! We're gonna win! Right?

Fred's Brim said...

Everybody but Austin Jackson with a hit. I think even Verlander has a hit

Orel said...

RA for Tigers, no out in the 4th

karen said...

Is it okay if I say FUCK?!

Orel said...

This is laughably easy for the Tigers. 8-5

karen said...

Oh Lord in heaven. Chris Perez up in pen. Now things are really going to go downhill.

9-5 still no out, still RA

=(

MR.F said...

=/

karen said...

On Sunday Charley said that there was a 70% chance of rain today. There's still time...

Fred's Brim said...

this is pathetic, Austin Jackson can't even get a hit!

Orel said...

11-5

karen said...

WE NEED BIGGER GT BOOBS

Steve Sax said...

12-5. Nice effort guys

Dusty Baker said...

Are we Brazil in disguise?

Fred's Brim said...

So 1-2 with the boob theme. Maybe we should save them for the PGTs?

spank said...

I like the way Karen thinks

Hideo Nomo said...

Figured the PGT would already be up.

Dusty Baker said...

Not home yet otherwise would have put a PGT up.

karen said...

Matty with 3 hits tonight, also 7 for last 9.

What can I say? A MKW has to get her pleasure where she can.

Dusty Baker said...

45

Dusty Baker said...

"A MKW has to get her pleasure where she can."

That has to be a theme for an upcoming SoSG advertising campaign.

Dusty Baker said...

NBTPGTUP!

(Non-boob themed PGT)