Chan Ho Park (1-0, 2.16) vs. Ervin Santana (6-0, 2.63).
COMMENTS: Geez this is depressing. Can we just fast-forward to the next series against the Reds? It's hard to muster much optimism for today's game, given the Dodgers' dismal track record at Angel Stadium, Joe Torre's less-than-inspiring choice for starting pitcher, and the Angels' resurgent Santana pitching like, well, that other Santana. Blake DeWitt's injury continues to expose the Dodgers' shortcomings: Russell Martin's enthusiasm can't hide the fact he's playing way out of position at third, Gary Bennett is going to allow more runs with his suspect defense than he drives in with his bat, and WE DON'T HAVE A STOPPER. I'm going to be realistic here: We'll be lucky to win one game this weekend. So here's a picture of WALL•E and his girlfriend EVE!