Friday, May 02, 2008

Please Raise Your Hand If You Haven't Slept with Roger Clemens

Stripper claims Clemens affair (SI.com)

Roger, please, keep it in the pants. You're making Barry Bonds seem like a downright prude.

4 comments:

Delino DeShields said...

(Delino raises his hand) Wait, what was the question again? (Delino puts hand back down)

Orel said...

Were payments involved?

Delino DeShields said...

Yeah. But he didn't give me much.

Eric Karros said...

Mom and apple pie. They go together like strippers and baseball.