Chad Billingsley (2-5, 4.89) vs. Ben Sheets (4-0, 2.53).
COMMENTS: Good morning, Grumpy Gus! With a six-game losing streak looming last night, I was about to get all Negative Nelly on you...until Juan Pierre made me turn that frown upside-down! Never mind that Rafael Furcal is on the DL. Never mind that we have no stopper. Never mind that today the Dodgers are facing Brewers ace Ben Sheets. Never mind that the Diamondbacks have shaken off their losing streak by winning two straight. Never mind that the Giants have won at least one against the Dodgers-sweeping Astros. Never mind that the Dodgers play the Angels this weekend. Never mind that I'm working this gag way too hard. Why? Because SoSG has a secret weapon: A Son in the stands at Miller Park! He will do the voodoo that you do to give the Blue Crew the juju to see a win through! (Hey, it worked yesterday!)