Even on the DL, Nomar Still Taking Hits

From the Onion:

And thanks to SoSG commenter Karina for this gem:

I need to share this: on Deadspin there is a story about a girl hitting a home run and getting injured while running to first base, so a couple of players from the opposite team carried her since first to home plate. One of the comments:

Right now the Dodgers are looking at ways to use this technique for Nomar.