Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Post-Game 92 Thread: Dodgers Get The Brazilian Treatment

TIGERS 14, DODGERS 5

In a game I admittedly didn't see one iota of, I may be the best qualified to provide a succinct summary, because anyone who actually saw the debacle must surely be blinded:

Waxed.

Dodgers bats teed off early against a recently-struggling Justin Verlander, taking a 5-0 first inning lead. That didn't last long as the Tigers roared back for five runs in the second. Ryu could never settle down and the German team began pouring in the goals seemingly at will. I might have mixed up my sports reports but you get the picture. Let's hide this one away and pretend it never happened.

10 comments:

BJ Killeen said...

I saw it. I have to pour acid in my brain now to erase it.

Orel said...

Will you be suffering through tomorrow's game as well?

Dusty Baker said...

I will. I have to watch Netherlands destroy Argentina.

Oh, wait, you were asking BJ.

Dusty Baker said...

5-1 Oaktown in the 8th inning.

Dusty Baker said...

A's take it 6-1. Gnats really reeling.

Orel said...

That's too bad.

Oh no, wait. That's awesome.

Steve Sax said...

Awesome headline Dusty! I knew I could count on another Son to rip the pubic hair off of that pun.

karen said...

I saw parts of it so will only need a small amount of BJ's acid. However, we are still in first place and whatever is left of my brain will focus on that.

Fred's Brim said...

Austin Jackson's gonna go 4-5 with 4RBI today

Poor Avila only had 1 hit

5 Tigers has 3 hits, the rest had 2

Fred's Brim said...

WACK