Stan Kasten: I'd like to return this monkey paw.
Wizened Old Man: Why?
SK: It's done the opposite of everything I've wished!
WOM: Well...didn't you heed my warning about the curse?
SK: Hold on, I'm getting a call. [answers phone, finishes call] Okay, you were saying?
WOM: I'll take the monkey paw back, but you must pay one final terrible price. Your worst pitcher, at Coors Field—
SK: Hold on, I'm getting another call. [answers phone]
WOM: Heh heh heh.
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Ellis 4
Victorino 8
Gonzalez 3
Ramirez 6
Cruz 5
Ethier 9
Rivera 7
Ellis 2
Blanton 1
Cruz in front of Ethier? Innnteresting.
Wizened old man: OK, now I'll let the Dodgers win three in a row just to fuck with him, and to give him a little hope. He'll be back.
HE HAS A BOARD...WITH A NAIL IN IT!
That could be a coffin, Gnomes
Ah, remember when Treehouse of Horror was quality television?
Is today the day that we make a 1-7 pitcher look like a Cy Young winner?
Magic 8 Ball: Signs point to NO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry ass first inning.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dodgers score 4 in the 3rd. We're winning!
Hanley up with a runner on.
Hanley goes deep! 6-0 boys in blue!
4-0 Dodgers
Hanley!
6-0 Dodgers.
Now that's the kind of inning I like to see.
I figured out the key here, guys:
I haven't watched any of this, and we are winning.
Therefore, I'm not watching any of this.
cc: Fred's Brim
That's my line, Dusty!
We are winning! Holy shit
AGon's flip throw highest to Blanton n the second was sweet.
I am also not watching.
(continues to not watch)
(cries)
We are still up 6-0 through five
Ok, I'm going to watch for you guys...
(doesn't watch)
epale everyone!
no power over here and internet took a while to work, when I can listen to the game, Cargo hits his first single in 6 at-bats.
@Karina
Are you in New Orleans?
@Dusty, nope, still in Venezuela, where without hurricanes we still explosions, fallen bridges and floods.
However, none of that has happened here and still we didn't have power :(
*we still have
Rancho
GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!! AJ ELLIS!!!!!!!!!!
GRAND SLAM AJELLIS!!!!
Blanton will give up 10 runs in the bottom of the eighth.
Boom shakalaka AJ. Saw that one!
Mehliss with the dodgers' 11th hit
Vain Shictorino with a weak pop to short. Two out, mehliss on first
So when did AGon shave the upper lip hair?
Lyons is obsessed with AJ Ellis' GS
AGon badly fooled for the K. Blanton coming back out.
*looks both ways*
is it safe to root for Cargo?
forget it...
I'm expecting a very minimalistic PGT today.
Blanton leaves with one out and men at the corners in the eighth. Dodgers lead 10-1.
Tolleson in, immediately gives up a hit
10-2 LA
Tolleson gives up ANOTHER hit. 10-3. Hanley very late on his dive attempt.
Show up, Tolleson
Tolleson is not good.
GET AN OUT GODDAMMIT!!!!!
Tolleson walks Brown. Bases full of Rocks.
Tolleson is all over the board to Fowler, 2-1 count
Fowler singles. Tolleson, you suck!
Mattingly, pull his ass!
10-4, bases still full. Tolleson finally yanked, thank god
Tolleson saw four batters and didn't record one out. Criminy.
Scout says: TOLLESON YOU FUCKING SUCK WHALE DONG!!!!
We got an out. I still feel sick.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I want to drown a sackful of kittens I'm so pissed off.
10-6, belli pitching. Dodgers look determined to make sure Blanton does not record a win.
I am going to say if we lose this it will be all over.
Finally the third out. 7-run inning for the Rox.
we need to score just get a handle back on this thing.
Belli on for the ninth. Gets a grounder to third for out one.
Base hit to left. One out. HR can tie it now.
Our bullpen absolutely blows.
I literally left for 10 mins, WTF happened?
Belli can't find the zone. It's like he's drunk out there.
Oops.
Ellis thought that ball was a strike
GIDP to end it. Thank god. Ellis still yammering at the ump.
Ho ho ho! What's wrong little girl? Why are you crying?
Oh you wanted to have your team build up a comfortable lead then not piss it away?
Well Christmas isn't till after the World Series, so ask for something else.....
we make almost party!
Oh my...
I can't even make party after this one.
PGT up. With a song, too!
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