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Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
____________,
____________,
_____________________________!
Have at it in the comments, Dodger fans!
Previous Finish the Limerick's here.
Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Let's play!
Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
____________,
____________,
_____________________________!
Have at it in the comments, Dodger fans!
Previous Finish the Limerick's here.
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19 comments:
Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
He covered up badly,
Then apologized sadly.
Pablo, now go get mauled by a bear-ah!
Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
As if that's not enough,
He then tried to bluff,
He'll find prison unlike the Riviera
Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
His façade was as lame
As Barry's old claim,
"The Clear? That stuff's just aloe vera!"
In other news, Jeff Kent will apparently be on "Survivor". In response to which I can only say, "Survivor is still on?!"
I just saw that Jeff Kent news. And I thought, how the hell is a guy who could never get along with his teammates going to be able to develop the sort of partnerships amongst survivors that are important to being successful on the show's competition? Then I thought, as Stubbs did, wait - that show is still on?
Actually I had the thought about whether or not the show was still on first.
So, there was the one with the naked guy, and then the one with the crazy blonde chick from "The View"...
Didn't we come together as a nation and agree to just ignore it after that.
Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
His name doseth suck,
And he's sort of a schmuck,
Thus the fat lady can now sing so said Berra.
I like it, Brother Neeebs!
Alas for poor Melky Cabrera
Whose suspension's the end of an era
In hopes of landing a bag of cash
He took a few shots in his ass
And now we call him Melky PEDrera
Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
Pinocchio, we know
Lies will make his nose grow
But with Melky what shrinks are his pair o'!
Alas, poor Melky Cabrera
whose suspension’s the end of an era.
An illicit drug
that inflates his mug
locks him out of a Hall with a Berra.
Heh, that one got me suspicious looks from my coworkers, CB.
Good to hear, Mr. Stubbs.
(grins)
I always said that beard was slightly sinister.
Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
His OPS was too good to be true,
The result of some new BALCO brew,
Now, the Melkmen must promote a new fella
Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era,
His website was dumb,
Zito pitches like a bum,
And Panda said pass the Marinara
Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
Yes his stats they did mount,
But Gnats wins will still count,
Can we give PEDs to our Juan Rivera?
Just imagine the power he could put behind those double-play balls, FB!
Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
Loney hit a homerun,
Maybe he's the next one,
You think we can trade for Teixeira?
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