Monday, August 20, 2012

Finish The Limerick

It's been far too long since we had a rousing round of Finish the Limerick.

Let's play!

Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,

Whose suspension's the end of an era;

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Have at it in the comments, Dodger fans!

Previous Finish the Limerick's here.

19 comments:

Franklin Stubbs said...

Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
He covered up badly,
Then apologized sadly.
Pablo, now go get mauled by a bear-ah!

fansince53 said...

Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
As if that's not enough,
He then tried to bluff,
He'll find prison unlike the Riviera

Franklin Stubbs said...

Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
His façade was as lame
As Barry's old claim,
"The Clear? That stuff's just aloe vera!"

Franklin Stubbs said...

In other news, Jeff Kent will apparently be on "Survivor". In response to which I can only say, "Survivor is still on?!"

Dusty Baker said...

I just saw that Jeff Kent news. And I thought, how the hell is a guy who could never get along with his teammates going to be able to develop the sort of partnerships amongst survivors that are important to being successful on the show's competition? Then I thought, as Stubbs did, wait - that show is still on?

Actually I had the thought about whether or not the show was still on first.

Franklin Stubbs said...

So, there was the one with the naked guy, and then the one with the crazy blonde chick from "The View"...

Didn't we come together as a nation and agree to just ignore it after that.

Ñeeebs said...

Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
His name doseth suck,
And he's sort of a schmuck,
Thus the fat lady can now sing so said Berra.

Franklin Stubbs said...

I like it, Brother Neeebs!

Ryan said...

Alas for poor Melky Cabrera
Whose suspension's the end of an era
In hopes of landing a bag of cash
He took a few shots in his ass
And now we call him Melky PEDrera

Franklin Stubbs said...

Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
Pinocchio, we know
Lies will make his nose grow
But with Melky what shrinks are his pair o'!

Chad Beardingsley said...

Alas, poor Melky Cabrera
whose suspension’s the end of an era.
An illicit drug
that inflates his mug
locks him out of a Hall with a Berra.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Heh, that one got me suspicious looks from my coworkers, CB.

Chad Beardingsley said...

Good to hear, Mr. Stubbs.

(grins)

Franklin Stubbs said...

I always said that beard was slightly sinister.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Alas, for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
His OPS was too good to be true,
The result of some new BALCO brew,
Now, the Melkmen must promote a new fella

Eugenio's Streak said...

Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era,
His website was dumb,
Zito pitches like a bum,
And Panda said pass the Marinara

Fred's Brim said...

Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
Yes his stats they did mount,
But Gnats wins will still count,
Can we give PEDs to our Juan Rivera?

Franklin Stubbs said...

Just imagine the power he could put behind those double-play balls, FB!

QuadSevens said...

Alas for poor Melky Cabrera,
Whose suspension's the end of an era;
Loney hit a homerun,
Maybe he's the next one,
You think we can trade for Teixeira?