Sunday, August 12, 2012

Post-Game 115 Thread: Fish Fileted

DODGERS 5, MARLINS 0

Chris Capuano held the Marlins in check with two hits over 8.0 IP, including 10 Ks. Jose Reyes broke up the no-hitter bid in the seventh. But it was great to see Cap back in his early-season form. Dodgers get their sixth shutout of the year thanks to Capuano and Jamey Wright, who pitched a perfect ninth.

Hanley Ramirez powered the Dodgers, getting us on the board early with a sacrifice fly (scoring Capuano), and then breaking the game open in the eighth with a two-run double. The Dodgers scored four in the eighth to ice the game and earn the series. Now, off to Pittsburgh for four!

33 comments:

Ñeeebs said...

Let's move on to the next.

Ñeeebs said...

patsy, victim, or loser?

Steve Sax said...

Let's go, Rockies!

Hideo Nomo said...

Rocking Fuckies.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Arizona is also winning early.

Dusty Baker said...

Jints up 3-2 in 3rd. There's still plenty of time for Karina's boyfriend to lay some whup-ass on the Hated Ones.

Dusty Baker said...

@Nomo

I accept your DAMMIT ruling from the GT.

Hideo Nomo said...

@Dusty: Noted. I will add it to the SoSG charter as soon as I remember which bathroom stall it's scrawled on.

Steve Sax said...

3-3 in SF, B5

DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy said...

lolangels

If they miss the playoffs i will laugh remembering the guy who called into the radio nearly crying, saying how he called his wife at work saying "Babe, we did it! We got Pujols OMG"

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Looks like the D-Backs are going to win.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

COL leads 5-4.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Seventh-inning stretch in Frisco, Rockies lead 6-4.

Steve Sax said...

Still 6-4, bottom 8

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Gnats have the bases loaded, nobody out.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fucking Colorado is blowing it.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Throw strikes, Betancourt! Asshole!

Cliff Beefpile said...

hateHateHATE!

Cliff Beefpile said...

I had a spinal tap once without anesthesia that was more enjoyable than this.

Hideo Nomo said...

Well, just fuck the whole state of Colorado.

Not you, Oskar Blues brewery. You're cool.

Steve Sax said...

Dammit Rox, you suck.

I blame Jim Tracy.

Steve Sax said...

This closing ceremony is absurd. Annie Lennox is on the front of a boat like Kate Winslet.

Steve Sax said...

I withdraw my earlier comment. Fatboy Slim just came out in a giant inflatable octopus to spin Funk Soul Brother. This is awesome.

Dusty Baker said...

I don't have the live feed where I am. Looking forward to live-snarking the event, tho.

Alex Cora said...

Onto Pitt for four straight WINS!

Dusty Baker said...

I'm growing tired of victory parades and things like the parade of athletes in the closing ceremonies where the athletes themselves are all filming the action. It just doesn't make a good viewing. I don't want to see 132 US athletes with their arms raised taking crappy, choppy video.

Spank Horst said...

But they all use iphones film,Dusty? #SteveJobsIsGod #Pukes

Spank Horst said...

^to film

Dusty Baker said...

I'd say 9 out of 10 filmers were using iPhones.

The other 1 out of ten were using their iPads.

#BuyAppleStock

Dusty Baker said...

Right about now!

Funk soul brother.

Dusty Baker said...

Why is Brazil's national anthem a waltz?

Fred's Brim said...

From Mrs. FB, when she heard no Marlin got to second base: "So Miami didn't get to touch the boobs?"

Dusty Baker said...

Mrs. FB, breaking it down!