Tuesday, August 07, 2012

Post-Game 111 Thread: Impotent

ROCKIES 3, DODGERS 1

That the Dodgers actually scored a run tonight should tell you everything you need to know about this team right now. The flaccid bats couldn't get it up, mustering that single run on four hits and six walks. The Rockies' patchwork pitching staff outdueled Aaron Harang on Sandy Koufax Bobblehead Night. Look for a loss tomorrow as the Dodgers seem determined to continue their sweep-swept pattern.

29 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

It's alright. It happens to lots of teams.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Hobbling Hanley had half our hits!

Orel said...

I expect Neeebs' mom to make an appearance in this thread.

Fernie V said...

WTF, we are worst now then before we got these MFers.

Orel thanks for photoshopping my body out of your post game picture.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Hope you had Safe Search researching this post, Orel.

Dusty Baker said...

Dodger offense has blue balls.

Paul said...

Paul is home alone.

That means Ardbeg time.

Dusty Baker said...

ps- Hunter Pence sucks balls.

cc: PPR

Paul said...

The Feast Infections would have been a kick ass ff name.

Well it will be the new band I discover in Sanger CA now.

Dusty Baker said...

Dusty is home alone. That means Neeebs mom makes an appearance on his laptop browser.

Orel said...

Google SafeSearch is largely useless. But I do feel better about myself for some reason.

Paul said...

The Infected Troncosos past the censors.

Paul said...

and it was the only one I made up. So I feel accomplished.

*high fives self*

*says sweet nothings to my glass full of Ardbeg*

Paul said...

So I hope we can win a game soon.

Paul said...

earthquake? hope not too big.

Orel said...

Ron Nelson ‏@rbnlaw

4.4 In the hills of Yorba Linda. About 5 miles from me. Yeah, I felt it. #cantsleepnow #earthquake

Dusty Baker said...

The earthquake some of you felt was definitely not our offense exploding.

Steve Sax said...

That earthquake was just Juan Uribe slipping in the shower

Steve Sax said...

That game, on the other hand, was thoroughly irredeemable if not for seeing AC and Dusty. And going with my family, of course.

Dusty Baker said...

Calm down, earthquake pansies.

(Not saying that to RBN, but to everyone else)

Steve Sax said...

That earthquake may have been Joe Blanton

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

Awesome time. Missed the crickets, though.

Alex Cora said...

Hey Donnie. How about a team meeting to discuss some stuff ie light a fire under their asses, before this road trip?

Steve Sax said...

Juan Uribe knows how to light a fire under his ass

Hideo Nomo said...

I just found Dusty's favorite Olympic athlete, British high jumper Robert Grabarz (grab arse).

Dusty Baker said...

I hear that guy likes to hang out in Gra Barz.

DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy said...

lol today i passed by the Akbar bar

Fred's Brim said...

these schizo assholes are pissing me off. Is Dave Hansen really our hitting coach?

MR.F said...

Batum's nut punch:

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1153792/nutpunch.gif