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Do you think A.J. Burnett and Carl Pavano had a gentleman's wager on who could troll the Yankees most before getting released? Is there a clubhouse somewhere? I bet there is, and it's hidden behind a revolving bookcase in Jeff Weaver's basement. Unfortunately, A.J. is not there today, being regaled by Kei Igawa's witty anecdotes. He's here in Pittsburgh, and he's our problem now.
Joe Blanton is still looking to notch that first win for the Dodgers, and while one might expect that his pitching performance would at least be slightly improved now that he's away from Citizen's Bank Park, I'm still glad that the Dodgers' offense has been more potent as of late. If what it takes is a man with a tribble on his chin to get us a 4-game sweep (and a 7-game season sweep), I'll take it!
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| No winning seasons in the last 20 years, no pillbox hats in the last 20 years. Just sayin'. I'll beg if you want me to beg. |
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FINALLY TEKULVE
...is the name of the musical I'm planning to write.
I don't know how this Blanton thing is going to shake out, but I could go for some of that Bourbon.
A well-timed dentist appointment will allow me to catch this at the bar this afternoon!
Keep after it, Blue!
I don't think I've ever seen "well-timed" and "dentist appointment" in the same sentence
Enjoy your Novocaine cocktail!
Identical FB after his Novocaine cocktail...
LETS GO DODGERS!!!
You think Barajas cradles Barmes before games?
nice play by HanRam but alas the umps are gonna cockblock the whole afternoon
Nice play by AK to get the lead runner!
Is Lyons implying McCutchen is juicing?
"You gotta wonder where that power comes from"
That looked good, blue
Blanton not his sharpest. Walks McCutchen to put men on 1st & 2nd, one out.
They could have gone there, but they didn't. Ended up singing McCutchen's praises.
So much for the sweep. 3-0 Bucs.
Jones is juicing
Nah, Blanton is pitching.
Bring back the Phife-dog!
Triple Barrel Blanton
(pours)
(drinks)
Careful, Matty!
Kemp gets run from the dugout. Looks like the fix is in!
Mattingly's gone too.
LONEY HOMER!
So today is just going to be a weird day, I guess.
What did Bison say?!
Loney power? I'm so confused.
My AtBat says Loney homered. Stupid AtBat must be on the fritz
The TV mics were picking up Matt yelling "just watch the game!" over and over right before he was tossed.
Those same mics picked up Matt saying a whole lot more after he got tossed.
I'm behind in the game cause I replayed the shitstorm.
LONEY HR?
Wtf is going on here?
Who's gonna play CF?
Did Kemp come back in a Loney costume?
AK leather!
AK came to play
Riverslime represent
Victorino in center, Herrera in left.
1-2-3 in 7 pitches for Blanton!
@orel thx for roster update
So I dropped Loney from my fantasy team on Monday (deep nl league) and now he has a 3-game hitting streak, driving in runs and pulling out the whooping stick.
Great hustle, Victorino! Too bad it didn't help.
So we have you to thank, DBT!
Hey Herrera is back on the team?!?! When did that happen?
When JHJ went on the DL.
Ellis ground-rule double, Herrera but, E-6 scores Ellis! 3-2 Pirates.
E-5
what was kemp arguing about to get run from the dugout?
Great slide by Herrera prevents the Ethier GIDP.
HANLEY!
Hey, Dusto! Apparently he was chirping about the strike zone from the dugout. Then when he got ejected he came flying out like a bat out of hell.
Loneys home run swing is so majestic. Why can't he do that more!?
Thanks for the update.
I come back to my desk to find GameDay telling me Loney HRd.
Come on, you guys, quit fucking around with my computer.
Not only that, but the Dodgers didn't fold after a Garrett Jones three-run HR.
AK SB! WTF?
The vaunted A.J. vs. A.J. matchup!
Tie game. Clint Barmes triple scores Rod Barajas from first. You read that right.
Joe Blanton is our Brad Penny.
Garrett Jones ANOTHER three-run HR. 7-4 Pirates.
"That's just a colossal mistake." —Steve Lyons
Alvarez solo HR. 8-4 Pirates.
You started this mess, Blanton, you clean it up.
Blanton almost went after the home-plate ump. Great.
The Joe Blanton Experiment is not working out.
We need to trade Joe Blanton as the PTBNL, back to the Phillies (as was said earlier today).
We're keeping Shane though
We can still win this if we settle down
Well just god damn.
8-4 through five
8-5, bases loaded, two out, Herrera up in Kemp's spot....
Nope, make that Rivera. And he's HBP! 8-6 Pirates!
Gameday is being confusing as shit.
I mean, more than usual.
COME ON ANDRE!
Damnit Andre.
What happened to Joel Hanrahan?
Well...I hope they come out of this game pissed and take it out on ATL, but...
Well, that's not good.
But, we're still in first place.
that sucked a sweaty blanton
It's all quiet in dis bish.
GTUP!
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