|Both may induce headache, nausea, vomiting, and light sensitivity.|
Only one has a screw-top cap.
Do you think A.J. Burnett and Carl Pavano had a gentleman's wager on who could troll the Yankees most before getting released? Is there a clubhouse somewhere? I bet there is, and it's hidden behind a revolving bookcase in Jeff Weaver's basement. Unfortunately, A.J. is not there today, being regaled by Kei Igawa's witty anecdotes. He's here in Pittsburgh, and he's our problem now.
Joe Blanton is still looking to notch that first win for the Dodgers, and while one might expect that his pitching performance would at least be slightly improved now that he's away from Citizen's Bank Park, I'm still glad that the Dodgers' offense has been more potent as of late. If what it takes is a man with a tribble on his chin to get us a 4-game sweep (and a 7-game season sweep), I'll take it!
|No winning seasons in the last 20 years,|
no pillbox hats in the last 20 years.
I'll beg if you want me to beg.