Typical Giants Fan
Joe Blanton (8-11, 4.96) vs. Timmeh (6-13, 5.45)
Dodgers look to climb back on top of the division after dropping a painful one last night. Key to that success, as Sax's
earlier post referred to, will be Matt Kemp finding his early-season form at the plate. He will look to do so against one of our favorite taunting subjects, Lincecum. Timmeh has not fared well lately at Chavez Ravine, where he is 0-3 with a 4.18 ERA over his last four starts. We'll also need some pitching help from Joe Blanton, who is still winless in a Dodger uniform. Blanton has gone 0-2 with a whopping 8.22 ERA in his three starts since being acquired from the Phillies. Should we let him wear his old Phillies uniform, then? For tonight's game, maybe it's really a matter of which pitcher will suck the least; sort of the opposite of last night's classic pitcher's duel.
Oh, and tonight is a bobblehead night, commemorating Fernando Valenzuela's June 29, 1990 no hitter. Nice glasses! Bobblehead nights usually bring out more than a few Sons and SoSG readers, so leave us a comment if you plan on being at the Ravine tonight.
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Word is that El Toro himself will throw out the first pitch and Cruz will catch.
Victorino LF
Kennedy 2B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Ramirez SS
Loney 1B
Cruz 3B
AJ Ellis C
Blanton P
Fernando will throw out the first pitch and Cruz will whack it into the gap for a standup double.
Also? RUBBY!!!
Also: Javy down
I will not be at tonight's game,
I will be wearing spectacles!
We may need Fernando to pitch tonight. Hope he's limber.
PLEASE WIN TONIGHT!
I'll be at the Yard on Loge level. Hit me up and buy me a beer!
Oh shit you guys, Dusty needs beer. I'm worried! Do the right thing...
8.22 ERA. What could possibly go wrong?!
That's right, do the right thing! (writes "beer" and "beer" on knuckles of both hands)
Wash yer hair, Timmeh!!!
Let's kick some Gnat ass,mofos!
Wow, Blanton's on fire.
Bases loaded, no out for the Giants.
Someone get Valenzuela's uni ready...
Pretty sure Blanton sucks.
Confirmation made.
Hey but at least everyone gets a free doll!
ACTION FIGURE, Paul
Please let this be like Harang's first inning the other day.
unless it was a Juan Uribe bobblehead, no action in that. In fact it should be him laying down with wads of cash falling out of his pockets.
^
Let's knock that dirty haired asshole around!!!
Can there be a less intimidating walk up song than 'Buffalo Soldier'?
But you get your jiggle's worth, PJ.
@Alex, "Season in the Sun." Look it ip.
Lolz, that's pretty bad, Neebs!
How far did Kemp's fly ball go?
Our little secret ...I know all the words. Just dont tell Paul.
in front of bullpen gate, but not to warning track
IT'S THE FUCKING PITCHER FER FUCKS SAKES!
AJ keeping shit in check, pricey caught stealing indeed, Vin
Runs por favor
I actually turned the TV off after the 2-run single, and was shocked, SHOCKED I SAY, to learn that's all they got.
Is Rubby warming yet?
Dodgers trying to restore Lincecum to his Cy Young glory.
Kemp you are so awesome!
I'm feeling pretty violent myself.
Guys, Scout thinks Blanton may be running out of gas.
Howdy, folks.
@DB 7:00 p.m. I tell Timmeh that every time I see his stoner visage on the tube.
Have been nursing a summer cold all day. Sucks big time. The 4 p.m. screwdriver -- for medicinal purposes -- and the 8 p.m. vodka-cran juice highball aren't helping this sorry game much.
Guess it's time for a NyQuil. See you folks tomorrow for the GT.
@ Nomo
Blanton = gas can
56k. Nice crowd.
Bottom of the 8th....WAKE THE FUCK UP DODGERS!!
Or not.
sweeeeeeeeeep
What a surprise here comes the lefty.
he has to get a hit against a LOOGY eventually
After that swing. I don't think he ever will.
He could of at least struck out.
This game reminds me of the Flaming Menudos "Screw it" tour
Sack check and we failed miserably.
I couldn't hit leftys back then.
AJ slides into home like a pitcher.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
PJ: But you hit on the TV. Dude looked like a lady.
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