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Gee, are we going to talk about PEDs now that the Giants are in town? Even setting aside the (completely understandable) schadenfreude and the turnabout-is-fair-play needling of Giants apologists who were all too ready to pile on when the Dodgers lost their own slugging outfielder not-so-very-long ago, this was always going to be a series to get fired up for.
The Dodgers get both Bumgarner and Cain this time around (on either side of a Timmeh sandwich), so it's critical that they bring some of that offensive momentum back with them from their successful road trip. Counting today, there are nine more games with San Francisco left, so it would be fantastic if we could put them on the defensive to start the final quarter of the season.
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(Per Dylan)
Nice to see Cruz in there.
Vekrercek?
That's either a delicious pilsner or an eastern European small forward.
"Gee, are we going to talk about PEDs now that the Giants are in town?"
Which color, Stubbs -- nude, black or white?
http://www.famousfootwear.com/productimages/shoes_ia34089.jpg
Do they come in "Hobbit", CB?
I think they do, FS.
Vekrecek, BTW, sounds like it's the DNA twin of Crljenak Kastelanski, the Croatian name for Zinfandel.
Which, I think, I may partake of soon.
Or a vodka martini.
RT @Dodgers: RT @psy_oppa: Bringing #GANGNAM STYLE to the @Dodgers - Giants game this evening!
WHAT THE WHAT?
PLEASE LET THIS BE SO!
@Stubbs at 4:05
Which Dylan song was that?
Can they also bring ganja style?
Oppa gangnam styling all over Ashley Madison would go great about now.
With a vodka martini.
Can we get a crack reporter on the case of possible Gangnam Style at DS?
Ok, then can we get a Sons reporter?
Grey Goose or Russian Standard Paltinum, preferred.
RT @MyKBO: Happening in the fifth inning.
@Sax: Crown Russe. (Yep, I can hear you guffawing.) On a tight-as-John-Travolta-disco-pants budget, so Ruuse is the smoothest and best balanced vodka for the price.
In his segment on the Marlins' bobblehead museum, Steve Lyons called the Joe Torre bobblehead Steve Garvey.
Easy enough mistake with the number, but still funny.
On the sofa, Vinny!
In the kitchen, Vinny, uncorking a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.
@Chad Beardingsley: I don't know the crown russe but I appreciate the fiscal conservatism... BevMo has a 1.75L Russian Standard bottle on sale for $24.99 if you're in their club. 2x the price of Russe, but still a deal.
Ah shit, I'm not drinking yet!
@Chad, so now I'm intrigued; what's your sauvblanc?
Epale,borrachos!
FUCK THE GNATS!
Pagan leadoff double.
Oh, piss.
Sandoval sac fly. 1-0 Giants.
Damnation.
Mary Hart in the house!
Okay, one run. Could have been worse.
Let's get that run back fuckers.
I can live with that, but we'd best not be dicking around from here on out.
Victorino gives it a ride but Blanco catches it at the warning track. DAMMIT
Awww...BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Wow, it's sure popping off the bat, tonight.
Dammit! I almost liked you Shane.
I Steinered that just a bit.
That Bumgardner is a droopy mofo.
Back to work, Clayton.
Killed some birds.
I'd like to see a little more patience, but it's not as if we weren't getting good contact.
Ther's vodka everywhere. In the commercials ,in the GT, in my liver.
Madison and Buster. That Sounds like a cartoon about dogs.
1-0 through 1. Not a good start. We are on pace to lose 9-0.
@Paul: which one is Turner and which one is Hooch?
Let's go Clayton
Giants station showing all the starlets at the game.
The curveball is working tonight.
1-2-3!
I'm closing in on first place in fantasy baseball. Watch out Orel. I'm only 49 games behind.
That went more smoothly. Now bring me some gahdammuhfuhn RUNS
Nice Clay. Let's score some runs now.
We're making contact but everyone's getting just underneath the ball. Hanley the latest.
@Spank: Regular season's meaningless anyway. I'm looking forward to my second-round exit in the playoffs.
lot's of flyballs so far. Maybe we can get a 9 inning accuscore prediction from Saxy on them.
We have a baserunner! On a HBP, of course.
I propose that "Fly balls" be Melky's new nickname.
Accuscore Game Forecast
Cochito!
Wow. Luis Cruz. Don't wake me up from this dream.
Do your thing, AJ.
C'mon, Writer Boy!
Cochito's on fire.
DMMIT
Well, shit.
BOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT KERSHAW CATCH OF THE YEAR
Oh HELL yeah!
What a catch by the Kid!
There's your Gold Glove, Clayton!
Awesome catch!! Please don't do that again.
epale everyone!
Kershaw leadoff single! He's singing GBA next.
Clay does it all!
EpaleK!
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez
Clayton Kershaw's walk-up song in the bottom of the third inning was "Cat Daddy."
Hey K!
(googling cat daddy)
Vic CS. Runs will be at a premium tonight.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MIA 9, ARI 2, bot 4
GAHH
Well we are on pace to lose 3-0 now.
This game is flying.
@Stubbs he is...he even played for Leones de Caracas, so it's double boooooooooo
Scutaro, isn't that when you pay your way out of military service?
Satisfactory.
Up jumps the Angel Pagan!
Even though Sandoval hit into the DP!
Cochito with the Gold Glove!
That's some nice glovin'.
COCHITO!
I love this guy.
Sandoval could easily replace "Buff Love" in the Fat Boys.
Nice play by Cruz!
Time to wake up the beast mode, Matty.
That's a negatory.
Matty continues slumping.
BOOOOOOOOO
Man, Dagwood has our number tonight.
Fuck Dre looks so lost against this guy.
Ashley has 6 Ks through four. He's rolling. Clearly, he is all set up for the win.
Fuck the gnats!
Rivera needs to close his eyes and swing.
Just saw the highlight of Clayton's catch. Wow.
Cruuuuuz.
Cruz with a one-out singe! He's 2-for-2
Can someone other than Cruz show up tonight?
Sorry, Vinny, I disagree. I have more than enough hate for the Giants.
I love Vin so much right now. Transcribing.
Holy shit, that better have been a broken hit and run.
Buster guns down another bunny.
Least we got him to 80s pitches now.
BLARGH!!!!!!!
Cruz says "How do you know I'm showing up?!??!"
shit!
Ok, now I'm really starting to get pissed off
oh shit! he was out!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Interesting tag by AJ.
Two runs seems like a lot with Matty slumping.
Unstoppable.
EPALEX
KERSHAW HIT
Now DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
What's shakin', Alex?
Ouch.
Clayton's starting to swing a pretty decent bat. Shades of Fernando.
KERSHAW CAN'T DO IT ALL BY HIMSELF GUYS
That was close.
stubbsy - Nothing in the world matters but this ballgame
BABIP's gotta even out sometime, right?
deja vu. Time to get caught stealing, Shane!
K Matty Showtime!
This game bites so far.
Victorino steals one. Now they can walk Matty.
say what u want about vickster but that puto is fast
Come on dammit! SCORE!!!
FUCK!
What an awful swing.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Victorino feels bad about that earlier CS. Steals third.
Whoops, I was behind.
FUCK
The Vicster needed to steal home.
I'm not feeling this game's mojo.
2-0 Giants heading into the bottom of the 7th. Time to wake up, boys.
Runs, goddammit.
run(')(S) PLEASE
If nothing else, let's get TopBabyGirl'sName out of here this inning.
i owe u a coke stubbs
Only if it comes with rum in it.
stubbs, streets ahead my friend
That was a pretty sad looking box score.
ALRIGHT BOYS SACK DA FUG UP!!!
Shit . i abandoned the GT. Somebody spank me.
I know some of the Sons are into that stuff, SPank
ugh.
+1 for the avatar BTW
Can we get a base hit up in dis bish?! And i don't mean freebase fools.
Fat Panda!
#lolzfatpanda
Well, if we lose, at least will have an amused chuckle at a fat guy chasing a little white ball.
Sandoval error gives us an extra out. How will we waste it?
Kung Fu Puto just gave us some freebase with that error.
Rivera pops up. Shock. Save us from ourselves, Cruz!
loney=rivera
At least our best hitter is coming up.
(cries)
CRUZ!
Six outs left.
Oh dear, we're still fucked.
An error and two singles by the Pitcher and we can't even make a close attempt to score.
apparently they don't read SoSG in the dugout as they ignored our plea for RUNs...
(pours)
(drinks)
(cries)
I am thoroughly frustrated by this offensive diaplay.
Make them pay for letting that fucker hit.
Need to get this pagan out.
Done.
Uribe heard us, but he's got a diet with a lot of cheese content, so he's probably out.
i make a plea for runs.
(pleas)
Kershaw should bat for himself, even if he's done pitching for the night.
A's trade for Stephen Drew.
Mr.F with a new outfiled position. The DP Designated Pitcher.
If AJ gets on please pull Uribe back.
(cries)
Just fuck you, Scutaro. Fuck. You.
Ajellis tags one, Scutaro spears it. Just the kind of night it's been.
Damn you Scutaro. Damn you to hell.
He made that look dramatic.
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez
Juan Uribe pinch hits for Clayton Kershaw, gets booed.
Why isn't Bills hitting here?
Let's hope Urine gets things flowing.
Fuck you Urine you piece of crap.
That was crap.
Urine K's. Nobody is surprised.
Tell Dylan H. I'm booing now.
@ Orel: Couldn't tell you.
Eff, Urine.
Bumstead at 118 pitches.
Vicster and Urine. You are just swell.
We are completely screwed.
meh
123 pitches for TopBabyGirl'sName.
At least we have Mellis-Kemp-Hanram?
Damn it all, this was the game we needed to win.
Beli in. Donnie thinks we still have a chance.
We have a chance, just not a GOOD chance.
@ Sax at 7:06 p.m.: Thanks for the tip re. the Russian Standard. Will have to try that some time.
I'll fess up: the weeknight Sauvignon Blanc is -- I kid you not -- the ultra-overachieving Oak Hill Saouvignon Blanc. It's clean as a whistle, consistent as can be, and well below $4 per 750 ml. Even though I'm in the wine biz,I love this stuff as a weeknight sipper.
I tells ya, folks, this noffense can lead you to a second or third nightcap.
My bad: It's Oak Leaf Sauvignon Blanc.
I've seen that shit for two bucks at my walmartian,CB. I'm down with cheap booze.
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