Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
crap - dad's home!*adds water to refill the liquor bottles**flips over couch cushions to hide the stains*
Dad did the same thing before we got home.
Think he'll notice what happened to the pool?
You mean why Michael Phelps is back there doing bong hits in the pool?
Actually, I'm pretty sure Michael is here on Dad's invite, as well.
It is, however, still a little murky from when Gary Busey was in there.
You finally got daddy's attention! And you didn't have to resort to drinking or getting tattoos!
Too late Mr. F. I figured the latter was the only way I'd have an in with Alex Morgan
Well, as we learned earlier today, I did have to wear a plastic beach toy on my junk. If that's not a cry for help, I don't know what is.
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