Clayton Kershaw (8-6, 2.95) vs. Chris Volstad (0-7, 7.94).
As Vin is fond of reminding us, "Men plan, God laughs." Okay, big fella, here it is, for your chuckling pleasure: I'm planning on attending today's game with my brother, also a Dodger fan, and two of his kids (not pictured above), who happen to be ardent Giants fans.
I'm planning on showing them the beauty of Dodger Stadium and hoping they won't get bored because it doesn't have a giant bottle of soda bottle behind the outfield.
I'm planning on watching Clayton Kershaw dominate the Cubbies.
I'm planning on the Dodger bats making mincemeat of Chris Volstad, who has a lifetime 5.01 ERA against them.
I'm planning on bringing a transistor radio so we can listen to you during the first three innings.
There it is. Do your worst.