Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Chris Capuano (7-1, 2.14) vs. Josh Outman (0-1, 9.64).
Fact: Josh Outman and Grant Balfour were teammates on the 2011 Oakland A's.
image from Philadelphia Will Do
The Phillies cap instead of a cowl is a nice touch.
Pray for Mojo.
Mr F, are you saying it's a Longshot for the Dodgers tonight?
Another loss and things might Spiral out of control.
Knock it off, ya Nimrods!
Beer time! I'm gonna Havokold one.
Time to head home and tear this Bishop!
keep us going, Jerry!
and double play. of course
I guess Dre didn't steal second. that would have avoided the DP
Jaysus Heyerdahl Christ, that is depressing.
9 DPs/4 games
*bangs head on desk repeatedly*
Collins Curse in full effect.
Cap with the lucky strikeout
that was weird - that ball sliced away from Hairston at 2nd
lucky pickoff ends the inning
Lucky pickoff cancels DP. Clean slate.
will SVS ever get a hit as a starter?
Outman's got a full set of choppers, doesn't he? A real dentist's dream
MattyT draws the walk
Dee overmatched there
keep grindin, fellas
When is the last time a call went our way?
The Duke pulled off 1st, incorrectly called by a terrible turd of an ump
Todd Helton can be three feet off the bad and call.SVS has his foot on the bag and gets no call.
Helton pops one up the other way to the warning track
I think the Hairston-at-2nd experiment has produced some conclusive results
Cudchewer sac flying his way around the bases
Mike Miller is picture two of a Faces of Death series
I mean Meth
everything is going wrong.
that was the dumbest thing I have seen in a long time
it is going to take a ton of DPs to score two runs.
that was fucking embarrassing
This team sucks
take it easy, Cap. Don't hurt yourself
Our DL team could probably beat our healthy team.
1 DP, 2 errors.
TAKE THE WALK
Donnie B needs to fix the defense now. Put Hairston at 3B loney at 1B, Herrera at 2B...
TAKE A WALK
Terrible at-bat from IDJ. That guys has no business hitting at the top of a lineup
I am left incapable of exhibiting enthusiasm.
three scoreless for the guy who started the game with a 9+ ERA.
Wheels definitely off the bus, across the highway and into a ditch
Fucking Sports Illustrated.
Cap is a lean motherfucker. Dee Gordon probably has more body fat than Cap
he pulled him off first!
I wish we had Matty.
As crazy as it sounds, I actually wish we had Uribe and Rivera too
throw strikes, dummy
pitch to the guy in the batter's box, not the guy in the on deck circle
Cmon, Dre - we need you to be good
Dre swinging at everythingSo is everybody else
and that's it for Outman?
He is a reliever, its a 'pen day for the Rox.
ahh ok - i haven't been listening to the game or I might have heard that
take some pitches, you assholes!
SVS with a soon-to-be wasted double!
Alexis with the RBI triple!
pretty good for your first MLB hit!
Get a run back, Matty
Matty with the walk
cmon, Dee, just poke it somewhere
well we got one back
christ - throw strikes, stupid!
Defensive fuck-uppery? Check.
Also, the Mets now have a no-hitter to their credit.
Just gave that run right back.
stupid walks, stupid defense
Stupid not winning…
Tone with a walktake a hint, IDJ
Dodgers: three errors in four innings
Tony with another steal. IDJ will have to line into a double play now
Farmers Market is hopping right now
Dodgers get a lucky call, IDJ trying to get a week off
Dre can't get Tony home, Cap to give up a couple more runs
don't walk him...
lucky bastard. I would have reached through my screen and choked you asleep if you had walked that guy
finish this, Cap
godammit - this team is so infuriating right now
That wasn't a walk.
lets get a couple back
Torres is muy wild. We gotta get something off this guy
take your time, SVS
Please refrain from fucking this up.
SVS with the single after the WP moves JerryJr to second. 1st and 3rd, no out, Alexis up
I think this is Nic's run-scoring double play scenario
a run-scoring fly ball is better
Castellanos looks like he could have played in the 50s
cmon Matty, get your runs back
fug - ugly K from Treanor
take some pitches, you idiots!
another K from Dee. I think he thinks he's hitting leadoff again
how quick will they give it back
Celts up by 22 over the Heats after 3
And a Helton double will make giving that run back very easy
that can't be good luck
and there's Dinger
When thing go sideways for this team, they don't hold back.
so stupid. getting worked by the bottom of the lineup
Go eat an ass, Dinger!
i don't understand anymore
seriously, that makes no sense. Is he getting paid to lose?
Holy hell, Mr. Misty.
Treanor needs AJ to play a little more often
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
mid at-bat? why?
We are compelled to suck at everything simultaneously.
pleasepleaseplease let this be just a spell for us (all aspects of us) and not us just being terrible
Fuck. This. Noise.
RT @Dodgers:The last Dodger to record a triple w/ their 1st career hit was Dodger AA Chattanooga coach & '88 WS regular Franklin Stubbs on May 5, 1984.
Hairston at 2B, then SS? That's on you, Donnie
Time to do something else.
SoSG Stubbs will now drink a Tripel as a salute to the original.
we might be in second place by next week.
i can't do this anymore
no one can perfect, but everyone can improve.#hedicho
@Fred's Brim of course you can, in the good and the bad.
Drunk and belligerent , Vinny!** Not in that order.
I want to molest Dinger.
I'd like to watch Dusty Baker molest Dinger.
thanks orel for getting the PGT
Will things get better if we fire Mickey Hatcher too?
Giants up 4-0 on the cubs in the 7th
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