Friday, June 01, 2012

Game 52 Thread: June 1 @ Rockies, 5:30p

Chris Capuano (7-1, 2.14) vs. Josh Outman (0-1, 9.64).

Fact: Josh Outman and Grant Balfour were teammates on the 2011 Oakland A's.

image from Philadelphia Will Do

147 comments:

MR.F said...

The Phillies cap instead of a cowl is a nice touch.

rbnlaw said...

Pray for Mojo.

MR.F said...

Him?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Uncanny_X-Men_461.jpg

Steve Sax said...

Mr F, are you saying it's a Longshot for the Dodgers tonight?

MR.F said...

Another loss and things might Spiral out of control.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Knock it off, ya Nimrods!

Orel said...

Beer time! I'm gonna Havokold one.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Time to head home and tear this Bishop!

Fred's Brim said...

keep us going, Jerry!

Fred's Brim said...

Double steal!

Fred's Brim said...

and double play. of course

Fred's Brim said...

I guess Dre didn't steal second. that would have avoided the DP

Franklin Stubbs said...

Jaysus Heyerdahl Christ, that is depressing.

Orel said...

9 DPs/4 games

Franklin Stubbs said...

*bangs head on desk repeatedly*

Orel said...

Collins Curse in full effect.

Fred's Brim said...

Cap with the lucky strikeout

Fred's Brim said...

that was weird - that ball sliced away from Hairston at 2nd

Fred's Brim said...

lucky pickoff ends the inning

Orel said...

Lucky pickoff cancels DP. Clean slate.

Fred's Brim said...

will SVS ever get a hit as a starter?

Fred's Brim said...

Outman's got a full set of choppers, doesn't he? A real dentist's dream

Fred's Brim said...

MattyT draws the walk

Fred's Brim said...

Dee overmatched there

Fred's Brim said...

keep grindin, fellas

Orel said...

E-IDJ

NicJ said...

When is the last time a call went our way?

Fred's Brim said...

The Duke pulled off 1st, incorrectly called by a terrible turd of an ump

MR.F said...

Laaaaame.

NicJ said...

Todd Helton can be three feet off the bad and call.
SVS has his foot on the bag and gets no call.

Fred's Brim said...

Helton pops one up the other way to the warning track

Fred's Brim said...

I think the Hairston-at-2nd experiment has produced some conclusive results

Fred's Brim said...

Cudchewer sac flying his way around the bases

Fred's Brim said...

Mike Miller is picture two of a Faces of Death series

Fred's Brim said...

I mean Meth

Fred's Brim said...

throw strikes

Fred's Brim said...

WHAT
THE
FUCK?

NicJ said...

everything is going wrong.

Fred's Brim said...

that was the dumbest thing I have seen in a long time

NicJ said...

it is going to take a ton of DPs to score two runs.

Fred's Brim said...

that was fucking embarrassing

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

This team sucks

Fred's Brim said...

take it easy, Cap. Don't hurt yourself

NicJ said...

Our DL team could probably beat our healthy team.

Orel said...

1 DP, 2 errors.

Fred's Brim said...

TAKE THE WALK

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Donnie B needs to fix the defense now. Put Hairston at 3B loney at 1B, Herrera at 2B...

Fred's Brim said...

TAKE A WALK

Fred's Brim said...

Terrible at-bat from IDJ. That guys has no business hitting at the top of a lineup

Hideo Nomo said...

I am left incapable of exhibiting enthusiasm.

NicJ said...

three scoreless for the guy who started the game with a 9+ ERA.

Steve Sax said...

Wheels definitely off the bus, across the highway and into a ditch

Steve Sax said...

Fucking Sports Illustrated.

Fred's Brim said...

Cap is a lean motherfucker. Dee Gordon probably has more body fat than Cap

Fred's Brim said...

he pulled him off first!

MR.F said...

I wish we had Matty.

Fred's Brim said...

me too

Fred's Brim said...

As crazy as it sounds, I actually wish we had Uribe and Rivera too

Fred's Brim said...

throw strikes, dummy

Fred's Brim said...

pitch to the guy in the batter's box, not the guy in the on deck circle

Fred's Brim said...

phew

Fred's Brim said...

Cmon, Dre - we need you to be good

Fred's Brim said...

Dre swinging at everything
So is everybody else

Fred's Brim said...

and that's it for Outman?

NicJ said...

He is a reliever, its a 'pen day for the Rox.

Fred's Brim said...

ahh ok - i haven't been listening to the game or I might have heard that

Fred's Brim said...

take some pitches, you assholes!

Fred's Brim said...

SVS with a soon-to-be wasted double!

Fred's Brim said...

Alexis with the RBI triple!

Fred's Brim said...

pretty good for your first MLB hit!

MR.F said...

SVS!!!

Fred's Brim said...

Get a run back, Matty

Fred's Brim said...

Matty with the walk

Fred's Brim said...

cmon, Dee, just poke it somewhere

Fred's Brim said...

blah

Fred's Brim said...

well we got one back

Fred's Brim said...

christ - throw strikes, stupid!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Defensive fuck-uppery? Check.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Also, the Mets now have a no-hitter to their credit.

NicJ said...

Just gave that run right back.

Steve Sax said...

Crud.

Fred's Brim said...

stupid walks, stupid defense

Franklin Stubbs said...

Stupid not winning…

Fred's Brim said...

Tone with a walk
take a hint, IDJ

Steve Sax said...

Dodgers: three errors in four innings

Fred's Brim said...

Tony with another steal. IDJ will have to line into a double play now

Steve Sax said...

Farmers Market is hopping right now

Fred's Brim said...

Dodgers get a lucky call, IDJ trying to get a week off

Franklin Stubbs said...
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Fred's Brim said...

Dre can't get Tony home, Cap to give up a couple more runs

Franklin Stubbs said...

Balls.

karina said...

epale everyone!

Fred's Brim said...

don't walk him...

Fred's Brim said...

hi karina!

Fred's Brim said...

lucky bastard. I would have reached through my screen and choked you asleep if you had walked that guy

Fred's Brim said...

finish this, Cap

Fred's Brim said...

godammit - this team is so infuriating right now

Franklin Stubbs said...

That wasn't a walk.

Fred's Brim said...

lets get a couple back

Fred's Brim said...

Torres is muy wild. We gotta get something off this guy

Fred's Brim said...

take your time, SVS

Franklin Stubbs said...

Please refrain from fucking this up.

Fred's Brim said...

SVS with the single after the WP moves JerryJr to second. 1st and 3rd, no out, Alexis up

Fred's Brim said...

I think this is Nic's run-scoring double play scenario

Fred's Brim said...

a run-scoring fly ball is better

Fred's Brim said...

Castellanos looks like he could have played in the 50s

Fred's Brim said...

cmon Matty, get your runs back

Fred's Brim said...

fug - ugly K from Treanor

Fred's Brim said...

take some pitches, you idiots!

Fred's Brim said...

another K from Dee. I think he thinks he's hitting leadoff again

Fred's Brim said...

how quick will they give it back

Fred's Brim said...

Celts up by 22 over the Heats after 3

Fred's Brim said...

And a Helton double will make giving that run back very easy

Fred's Brim said...

SQUIRREL!

Fred's Brim said...

that can't be good luck

Fred's Brim said...

fuckbutter

Franklin Stubbs said...

shitShitSHIT

Orel said...

We suck.

Fred's Brim said...

and there's Dinger

Franklin Stubbs said...

When thing go sideways for this team, they don't hold back.

Fred's Brim said...

so stupid. getting worked by the bottom of the lineup

Franklin Stubbs said...

Go eat an ass, Dinger!

Fred's Brim said...

i don't understand anymore

Fred's Brim said...

seriously, that makes no sense. Is he getting paid to lose?

Franklin Stubbs said...

Holy hell, Mr. Misty.

Fred's Brim said...

Treanor needs AJ to play a little more often

Franklin Stubbs said...

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Fred's Brim said...

mid at-bat? why?

Franklin Stubbs said...

We are compelled to suck at everything simultaneously.

Fred's Brim said...

pleasepleaseplease let this be just a spell for us (all aspects of us) and not us just being terrible

Franklin Stubbs said...

Fuck. This. Noise.

Hideo Nomo said...

RT @Dodgers:

The last Dodger to record a triple w/ their 1st career hit was Dodger AA Chattanooga coach & '88 WS regular Franklin Stubbs on May 5, 1984.

Fred's Brim said...

Hairston at 2B, then SS? That's on you, Donnie

Franklin Stubbs said...

Time to do something else.

Fred's Brim said...

*sigh*

Franklin Stubbs said...

SoSG Stubbs will now drink a Tripel as a salute to the original.

NicJ said...

we might be in second place by next week.

Fred's Brim said...

i can't do this anymore

karina said...

no one can perfect, but everyone can improve.

#hedicho

karina said...

@Fred's Brim of course you can, in the good and the bad.

Dusty Baker said...

Drunk and belligerent , Vinny!*




* Not in that order.

Dusty Baker said...

I want to molest Dinger.

MR.F said...

I'd like to watch Dusty Baker molest Dinger.

Steve Sax said...

thanks orel for getting the PGT

Spank LeBum said...

Will things get better if we fire Mickey Hatcher too?

Steve Sax said...

Giants up 4-0 on the cubs in the 7th

Orel said...

PGTUP