Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Nathan Eovaldi (0-2, 1.93) vs. C.J. Wilson (7-4, 2.39).
No support is exactly what the Dodgers have given young Nate Eovaldi this year — in his three starts filling in for Ted Lilly, the Dodgers have scored a grand total of three runs. That works out to...oh...let's see...carry the one...ONE RUN PER GAME. Let's get this kid some runs!
(Oh, and Nomo and Sax will be at tonight's game. Post a comment if you want to meet up.)
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
108 comments:
4:01 please
Nomo will be there too!
Reserve 31, Row A.
Eovaldi's been getting hosed.
Aaron Miles retires. A nation rejoices.
Gordon 6
Herrera 8
Rivera 7
Ethier 9
Hairston 4
Ajellis 2
Loney 3
Uribe 5
Eovaldi 1
Get there in time for the first pitch!
Ceremonial first pitch, that is.
@ Dodgers: "Lord Stanley's Cup is in the building. #WeLoveLA http://pic.twitter.com/9cxszL2h
I am en route. May not make first pitch, though.
Man, the downtown gate has seriously sucked this year. Crawling into the parking lot.
Cut yer hair, Wilson!
I prefer the Academy Rd. gate.
'Dre Day!
Ethier did something good!
Pay that man!
Well, so much for that lead.
Andy Fletcher is umpiring the third base side, Martin Gore is crew chief and Dave Gahan is serenading women whilst handling first.
Come on, Eovaldi, help yourself out!
Loney single! Uribe single! The world is ending!
Man the Astros suck.
4:20 please
So, Dee, if you're gonna be shit with the bat then you're gonna have to be at least decent with the glove.
thank you, all-powerfull sons for changing the posting time
Gameday has Nate getting squeezed worse than Charmin at a Mr Whipple look-alike contest
*face-palm
Hell yeah! Double play!
Great at-bat, Erick
Up jumps the Angel!
You got the hard outs, now finish this, Nate!
"Up jumps the Angel"
Brilliant!
wow - great work, Nate!
Bases load, nobody out and Eovaldi wriggles out of it! The Angels are starting to look more and more like the Dodgers.
now let's get him some runs
crap
Loney will make up for that
keep taking pitches. Pretty-boy Wilson is over 60 through 4
No evidence of Sax's presence at this game.
Eovaldi: 69 pitches
Wilson: 63 pitches
FB: Thanks for even noticing.
Dusty: Thanks!
Nomo: Have you checked the beer lines?
No evidence of Sax's presence at this game.
Mike Trout can get a kick in hiss cloaca
finish this, Nate
Nice work, Nate
Now I gotta go to bed.
Eovaldi hanging tough! Two on and he Ks Trumbo to end the inning.
Urine: one pitch, one out. Way to stretch out the opposing pitcher, Juan.
It pisses me off because every time I go to the bathroom, I have to think about Urine.
^ Number two, I meant!
My last comment must have been a room clearer.
Eo has been nails. So far: 6 IP, 1 ER, 98 pitches.
@Marla 4:38pm
If Aaron Miles retires in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a noise?
If Eo had less support, he'd be Gabourey Sidibe's breasts.
Now that's a room-clearer!
We have a little rhubarb!
Oh no not Loney!
RANCHO ARDIENDO!
Yup, Loney.
Is it just me or does Loney hit the weakest pop ups in all of baseball?
What's that? Matt Cain is throwing a PERFECT GAME?
They're home runs on the moon, DBT.
How's that perfect game going?
@Orel moonshots, huh? Too bad they don't play them on the moon.
Matt Cain's PERFECT GAME is still intact.
Belli gets Pujols to ground into an inning-ending DP!
I now have that PERFECT GAME up on my computer.
Cain PERFECT through 7.
Wow, Urine lasted three pitches that AB. Wilson at 103.
I didn't get to see Stan Lee's cup.
Matt Cain: PERFECT GAME through 8.
Nomo-san, you gotta start leaving earlier for these gigs, my man.
Hey did anybody mention Cain's PERFECT GAME in progress yet?
#jinx
I don't even get home until after 6!
Sometimes baseball's gotta come before work, Nomo.
Perfect game?
One down in the 9th for Matt Cain's PERFECT GAME.
Two outs in the 9th for Cain's PERFECT GAME.
(Cain is on my fantasy team, by the way. And yes, PG is one of our categories.)
Matt Cain has pitched a PERFECT GAME.
Oh wait, it doesn't work after the game is over.
Mrs Dusty re: Cain:
"Cry baby."
Anything that David Wells can do isn't that special.
And David Wells did it while he was hungover as shit, according to him.
Aybar? Really?
How's Lincecum doing these days, Gnats?
Dodgers downed by solo shots from Aybar and Callaspo.
(cries)
Let's get a stop here so Morales doesn't celebrate at the plate.
What's this about downing shots, Nic?
Kenley might need a cortisone one if this overuse keeps going on.
Ellis-Loney-Uribe up in the bottom of the ninth.
If Karina doesn't show up very soon I'm going to start bad-mouthing Loney.
Ellis: BB
Loney: single
We just need one fly ball, Urine.
MDIL: Uribe always looks like he's hurt.
Dusty: Uribe always looks like he's fat.
I hate Juan uribe
MDIL: Uribe always looks like he's hurt.
Dusty: Uribe always looks like he's fat.
Great lively crowd on hand tonight.
BULLSHIT!!!
Abreu? I predict this ends badly
Perfect. Two out, two on, Bobby Abreu facing his old team to decide it.
Matt Cain sucks
This will be sweet.
BULLSHIT AGAIN!!!!
Damn my renewed optimism.
As happy as I've been in sports in the past 48 hours, this is a kick squarely in the testicles.
That cock-knocking ump was squeezing us the whole game. Booooooooo-urns!
Dammit
Tried to listen to Lyons complain about the Dodgers running into an out but with Uribe at bat isn't that always the case?
I really wish they would stop giving him ABs.
Bleh.
Sax may still be trying to get out of the parking lot.
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
I woke up in the middle of the night to check the score and saw this steaming bag of anaheim sewage. I wanted to break my laptop's screen over my knee. I am going to be Larry, Moe and Surly Joe for two whole days after this
and Cain too? Good lord, people best stay way away from me today
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