Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Chad Billingsley (4-6, 4.15) vs. Tim Lincecum (2-8, 6.07).
Is this the end of the Dodgers' first-half glory? His Thighness, the consistently inconsistent Bills, will fight to keep the Dodgers in sole possession of first place, while the consistently bad Timmeh will do his best to hold the Dodger bats to their fastidious vow of silence in the Bay Area. We miss ya, Matty!
photo from Wolfstad.com
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
100 comments:
Make the bad men stop.
It hit me hard this morning when I saw we had lost 2-0 and all I could do was a chuckle and mutter "Of course we did."
I slept through last night's game, but then, so did the team.
I am glad that work relieves me of the responsibility of deciding whether to watch this or not.
I am similarly occupied, thankfully.
I think we got this one, guys!!!!!!!!!
Dee Gordon, SS
Jerry Hairston Jr. 2B
Andre Ethier, RF
Juan Rivera, 1B
Bobby Abreu, LF
A.J. Ellis, C
Tony Gwynn Jr., CF
Juan Uribe, 3B
Chad Billingsley, P
Sign all the Cubans!!!
I am getting so much shit from the orange and black fans....I usually only feel this down during Sept when the Dodgers and Rams are both losing.
That lineup is bottom-heavy, to say the least.
IDJ PH HR. Calling it.
Of the 8, I see 2 legit starters, 5 bench players and a lard bucket that needs to be dumped. Then we have Chadley who always looks like he just saw Uribe naked.
@Paul Uribe should play naked. Maybe that will wake up the offense.
I have very little faith. But I will be following along on Gameday.
I say we win in a laugher!
But I'm a founding member of the Flaming Menudos, what do I know?
@Neeebs
You know finding a sober trumpet player in El Centro Ca is not as easy as it sounds.
Andy Pettitte fractured his ankle.
Man that sucks for Petite. I have him on my fantasy team, too... =/
Are you saying bad things happen to teams other than the Dodgers?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well, the Yankees have the best record in baseball. Will be interesting to see if they engage in a Kempless-type death spiral.
BUNT DEE BUNT
"Let me make you feel at home, Mr. Lincecum, by striking out on four pitches. Have a nice day! T.J. Simers likes me!"
Timmah looks like more of an emo stoner than usual in his Yahoo gameday picture.
JHJ singles! Ethier walks! Let's see how we W this O.
If you had Rivera DP, collect your prize! Which is a punch in the face!
This feels familiar ...
@dylanohernandez: "Don Mattingly and Sue Falsone out to see Andre Ethier in the middle of the first inning."
They're probably not trading fashion tips.
GIDP ends a good opportunity...
I am going on a hunger strike till the Dodgers score a run.
With Ethier out I think that means AJEllis is the team leader in HR.
(cries)
The surprise isn't that the Giants' leadoff hitter singled, but that it took him four pitches to get around to it.
MSTI: "Not sure I've ever seen a team go from 'best record in baseball' to 'hey, maybe they should be sellers' as quickly as the 2012 Dodgers."
Herrera in for Ethier. Auspicious start...
Down to 1 legit starter....kindof.
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Dodgers don't have anything worth selling.
We could sell a one-on-one game with Magic. That should be worth something.
Ned Colletti should win GM-of-the-First-Two-and-a-Half-Months-of-the-Season Award. Highly coveted honor.
Give him the award and then fire him.
The gnats are so ugly. Timmah, Oyster. EW.
Is Chad at 120 pitches yet?
Our lineup sucks, but I'm not down on Chad at least.
Chad has 3 Ks in 2 innings.
You're one of the few, Mr. F.
Billz double!!!!
Chad's like, Do I gotta do everything around here myself?
Steal third, Chad!
Bills out at home on a WP? WTF?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Robot umpires!!
Was he really safe?!
I like how Gameday uses the most infuriating adjectives. "Ryan Theriot singles on a soft line drive."
1-0 Giants. Game over.
Nooooooooo
I don't like this losing stuff.
FUCKKKKKKKKK
Chad walks in a run. 2-0 Giants.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good job, Chad. Ks Sandoval.
Pandfuck strikes out to end the inning.
Two runs might as well be 54.
I can't help but think that this is the game where Lincefuck gets his season together.
Hairston singles. He should bring camping supplies to first base.
Herrera first-pitch swinging for an out! Way to work the count!
OH AND IT'S A BUNT POP OUT
How did Hairston make it to 2nd?
Gameday says Dre left the game due to an injury side? Not an injury side!!!!!
WHY?!?!?!
Ethier has a strained left oblique.
This is becoming far worse than I could possibly imagine.
This is all @Dodgers fault for tweeting all the time how we had the best record in the majors.
So much for Andre in the HR Derby!
Smooth inning for Chad aside from the error.
Don't worry, guys. Uribe is on base.
Hope Chad smacks a homer here.
Giants batters know how to go deep into counts. Bills at 83 pitches in the 5th.
Posey works the 10-pitch walk. Next Dodger batter will swing at the first pitch.
WHOOO. HR Cespedes! I can cheer for my fantasy team here, right?
I see Irvin isn't tweeting about the Dodgers much these days.
3-0 Giants
Have we scored yet? You know, Paul missed lunch and he's getting hungry. And when Paul gets hungry he starts singing Barry Manilow tunes.
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Where is the PGT?
@Neeebs
Vegas now have the odds at 5:1 he leads with "When October Goes". You know, to stay topical.
Rivera single to lead off the seventh! Who's betting DP in this inning? Step right up!
PJ does a mean Copa Cabana.
Oh Matty well you came and you gave with out taking...
Way to work the count on a guy with a 100 plus pitches.
PISS
I will give Juan this: at least he went down swinging.
Does Ensure count as food? I think I can take some from the Senior Center down the street.
Shoulda bunted, Dee!
This tweet from this twitter handle made me LOL:
@YoPussyStinkHoe: James Harden & Pau Gasol being disrespected
#OhTheIrony
Keep swinging at the first pitch! Sooner or later they'll serve up a meatball!
Why Beli?
FUCK YOU ROMO!
Fucking embarrassing
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When will we be cutting bait at the corners?
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