...in which the Dodgers lost today:
1. The Dodgers lost Andre Ethier to a strained left oblique. If Ethier goes on the DL and Matt Kemp doesn't return soon — like, right after the All-Star break — then it's sellin' time.
2. The Dodgers lost in their attempt to avoid being Tim Lincecum's rebound team. This was only Lincecum's third win, and his first in which the Giants didn't give up a run.
3. The Dodgers lost the game. Which seems like more of an afterthought right now.
4. The Dodgers lost the series by getting swept. The Giants outscored them 13-0. That's right, it was a scoreless sweep.
5. The Dodgers lost sole possession of first place and it looks like they'll lose it altogether...soon.
6. The Dodgers have lost 8 of their last 9. Up next are the Mets, who beat the Cubs 17-1 today. Who's up for more futility?
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Looking forward to the @Dodgers tweet reminding us that we're still in first place!
@Dodgers: "The Dodgers, who have a Major League-best 24-12 (.667) record at home, head back to Los Angeles to open a 7-game homestand tomorrow vs. NYM."
Ice chips are great!
@Dodgers @shutthefuckup
NO GUTS.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@truebluela: "Dodgers in the Bay Area: 9 days, 6 games, 24 hits, 2 runs, 0 wins"
I'd kill for those 2 runs right now.
Lakers get Dwight Howard!
Can he hit for power?
@Orel - The Woj account is fake.
@Orel - The Woj account is fake.
Whoops! Fake tweet!
The three minutes of elation was worth it, though.
Blame Marla.
Blame Laker Nation!
Damn.
Why do my comments keep disappearing?
Blame Laker Nation!
Sign all the Cubans!!!
Well, if all this hadn't been enough, RA Dickey will be pitching in my first Dodger game of the year.
Gleam all the Cubes!!!
Even that Elian Gonzalez kid. He has got to be about 20.
If we're going to suck this bad, let's at least suck hard enough so we finally come to our senses and unload the dead weight from the lineup. Worst case here is another middling July with pointless acquisitions of gritty, useless veterans.
I'd like to see Van Slyke get more ABs
Maybe we can con someone to take Rivera.
I swear this old lady that always calls into dodgertalk about Loney is his grandmother.
Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl.
That's the great thing about day games: they give you an extra six hours to absorb the pain of a loss.
@CSNBaggs: "AP telling us the Dodgers' equipment truck just broke down on the 101 freeway. ... Seriously."
Just push it into the pacific.
Coulda sworn it broke down before the series, since the bats never showed up.
Push me into the pacific!
If the truck needs a spare tire we can just call Juan Uribe
Fuck it. I'll just jump into the motherfucker.
bye
Don't worry about Spank. He jumps into the ocean about once a year to grab the fish for his naked sprints.
Caught me a marlin byrd. I've been suspended from commenting on SoSG because of PED's until August or when the Dodgers score a run. Whichever comes first.
See ya in August, Spanktopus.
When will we be cutting bait at the corners?
#doublepost
r/trees
#ent
#Van SlykeTime
*cries*
Via True Blue LA: Kershaw making Gregor Blanco look like a pendejo...
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1207449/KershawWhat.gif.opt.gif
good lawd...
The Mets are terrible against lefties and we'll have our stopper Cap and and Clayton going this weekend
Sadly we are terrible against pitchers and they'll have pitchers going this weekend
This all reminds me of 1991, but fastforwarded. I still want to strangle Juan Samuel
"...we are terrible against pitchers..."
I just snorted.
Not just pitchers. How else to explain the Zito disaster?
Hell, Fernando could step out of the booth and 2-hit this offense today.
We signed a Cuban!!!!! Reportedly for 40 mil? That is a lot of cigars.
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