Nathan Eovaldi gave up seven fucking runs in his first two fucking innings of work and fucking Barry Zito held the Dodgers to three fucking hits over seven fucking innings, and in the sixth inning fucking Zito buzzed Dee Gordon, who had the fucking audacity to steal a base during Barry's precious fucking little gem of a performance, and then fucking Zito fucking plunked Andre Ethier on the shoulder, but did Don Mattingly fucking order any fucking retaliation? He did not. But the Dodgers still have the best fucking record in the National League! Not for fucking long if we keep fucking playing like this.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Post-Game 74 Thread: That Sucked Ass
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I would very much not like to experience that again.
@Dodgers
FINAL: The Boys in Blue are shutout in San Francisco, but look to right themselves tomorrow with Clayton Kershaw on the mound. #DefeatSF
I would have preferred:
@Dogdgers - Fuck that mess.
Just gotta hold on till kemp comes back.
Uribe now batting .143 since coming off the DL.
Great idea to start him tonight, Donnie!
I'm going to go play me some Mass Effect 3.
two more @SF
3 vs. Mets
3 vs. Reds
4 @D'backs
I don't see us in first place at the All-Star break.
@Sax: You mean Fucking Mass Effect 3?
Get way to rally a fan base Dodgers
Swept by a shit team, lose series to AL rival, lose series (probably) to division rival.
I don't think staying in first place is that big of a deal. I'm telling you Matt Kemp coming back makes this a totally different lineup. Maybe sitting the corners too.
@NicJ: I do agree. If we can get our opponents to agree to a seven-man lineup sans Loney and Uribe, we've got a fighting chance at winning.
I couldn't have said that better myself.
I imagine from now on I'll hear the screams of a banshee from ME3 every time Uribe comes to bat ...
I'd have to imagine the club makes some kind of move for one of the corner spots.
I want Matty!
My worry is that Ned is calling JT Snow out of retirement.
Matt Kemp really tied the lineup together.
Marla! Hey, Re you serious about giving the scrapbook to FB? It's yours...
Deadly.
Marla is going on a scrapbook strike until the Dodgers start playing well again.
WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES, DAMMIT.
Nice call Marla
Fuckiest bunch of fucks that ever fucked.
pour me a whiskey and keep em coming
E-mail sent.
The best part of last night had to be Nomo's Pete and Pete reference
The rest can get bent
Barry Zito is a hard weekend of drinking away from looking like Dane Cook
Not sure of that was meant for this FB, but I am on scrapbook strike too
If it was meant for this FB, thank you. I appreciate the thought
I was so depressed, I had to go to Walmart just to feel better about myself.
well, i think we all should leave last night behind and be confident everything will be FINE.
This might just be the water talking but This is the type of series where the Dodgers inexplicably win the next two games.
I shall revert to my previous strategy of assuming the Dodgers will lose the next two games by a combined score of 117 to -3.
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