Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Let the bloodshed begin!
To review the rules, threaten your Target, taunt and/or beg for mercy from your Stalker, or for general questions, comment on this thread instead of this Kill Thread. Because you don't want to cavalierly comment here.
Here's the Circle:
Remember, be sure to comment before 3pm!
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
79 comments:
Bring it on.
First?
oh dang the fear
I'm in
I am cradling in the fetal position.
Fred's Brim: I openly mock you.
The expectation...i just beg Neeebs to not kill me today
(crosses finger)
looks like I am safe for today...
@ Danielle, but only for today...
I can't kill karina, anyone but karina
Boom. Headshot.
Lauro puts me out of my misery, but solves my dilemma of being out of town and unavailable to comment tomorrow.
hi rb, you are a lucky man. Maybe tomorrow? maybe not...
*runs through the open field towards the safety of another hiding spot*
This feels like American Gladiator when the steroid-rager guy is shooting at you with that tennis-ball gatling gun
FB, that's exactly how I feel.
I've got a raging EK on his American Gladiator gun with me in his sights...
It's inevitable that I'm going to get hit.
I can feel a tennis ball coming my way.
thanks, J Steve. If I could return the favor I would. Can I offer you a shield?
J steve dead. perhaps me too...
KILLER INSTINCT!
You're welcome, FB... I just hope that shield is good enough to protect me from tennis balls.
Apparently it wasn't.
But I did manage to lure EK out of hiding and make him vulnerable!
Epale!
Epale!
Did I just kill myself?
Dr Geek needed less than a minute! You do the term 'stalker' proud.
FB/J Steve, 2nd or subsequent comments are factored out and thus don't work as shields (unless you're The Initiator, in which case your 3rd or subsequent comments are factored out).
Orel, you have been safe ever since your Stalker (Dusto) commented. And with your comment(s) you have just shielded my killer, Dr Geek.
Unfortunately, I think both of us already realized FB's "shield" wasn't going to work...
It was only a trash can lid and not powerful enough to stop the menacing tennis ball of doom.
Perhaps if a white star had been painted on the "shield" it would have worked.
Actually my killer Dr Geek was safe ever since the infamously trigger-happy rbnlaw fired his shot off 9 minutes into the game.
I may be dead, but at least I can comment freely now.
and happy September, everybody! who's ready for a fun stretch run?
My first kill made me nervous.
One day of survival, that's all I want.
John G is like Joe Pantagliano to my Guy Pearce. I'm making a break for it now before Q7 shows up.
kiss kiss bang bang
I know what a French solider feels like now.
(Dives behind parked UPS van)
nothing to see here...
dammit, picked the wrong time to lunch.
Dead so far:
1. neeebs (killed by Lauro)
2. J Steve (by EK)
3. me (by Dr Geek)
@John G
...or the right time, depending on your point of view.
Damn my itchy trigger finger. Could've taken out Dr. Geek as revenge for you, EK.
The witching hour is near.
30 minutes and counting...
I predict a desperate flurry of comments in about 12 minutes.
Open the floodgates.
Quick, someone distract Keven C.
"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."
Stand down
Bring out yer dead!
Thanks for the cover, QuadSevens!
no!
Let's tally up the bodies!
No problem Drewdez. I'm just happy Loney Fan wasn't lurking in the bushes to take me out.
...including my own. Though I'm driving right now and probably should wait til I get home. In fact I probably shouldn't even be typing this lest I be a road hazard. On the other hand, I'm already dead.
Friends don't let friends text and drive. Even friends who are already dead.
speaking of texting while driving...
Well played, Drewdez. Well played.
So by my count we have 7 dead: 3 by another's hand and 4 by not commenting in time. Felix in particular danced a bit too close to the 3pm fire:
1. neeebs killed by Lauro
2. J Steve killed by EK
3. EK killed by Dr Geek.
4. Loney fan
5. djansson
6. Felix Pardalis
7. Bruce Almighty
Please let me know if I've missed anything.
Tomorrow 9am, the massacre returns!
will there be a skeleton graphic re-issue, or we just do the circle closing in our own heads?
Random order tomorrow, or do we just close the loop?
I want to see a cool graphic with the name of the dead, "dead" or something similar written across the name.
Yeah, with a "187" written across someone's name or something like that.
The updated Circle will be posted in tomorrow's Kill Thread. The Circle will simply close, so you should know who your new Stalker and Target are.
Damn I wish I weren't dead. I want to play tomorrow. Avenge my death, rbnlaw!
I also want to see Dr Geek's medical credentials.
@Dusty, Dr. Geek
What this game really needs is a narrative element, Like EK being taken down by a blow dart outside Randy's Donuts.
(Sorry, Josh S, I'm just twisted that way)
Josh S is out there, judging us. I feel so dirty.
*Plans to hide inside Randy's Donuts tomorrow. Chocolate Old Fashioned donut and coffee are on the menu.*
Can we just use the lyrics from Paul Revere to tell this epic tale, Mr. C?
"Now my name is Dr Geek, I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here, Dusty and his beer
Lauro runs this land, you understand, I make myself clear."
Karros stepped into the wind, he had a gun, J Steve had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin...
@db,
Just a sec, let me grab two girlies and a beer that's cold!
This Avatar is more appropriate.
Not Travis sighting, yet Mr. C
"not" = "no"
Being quick to the trigger may have spared the Geek, but it also kept me alive to see tomorrow.
*slowly turns and retreats to the shadows*
Mr. C: TRAVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
Neeebs,
He just texted me about 20 seconds ago. Elvis has left the building.
OK, that's twice in one thread. Creepy.
EK, there may be value in doing the original (round 1) circle with redlines of death across some names, then a new (round 2) circle. Maybe I'm the only one who'd appreciate this. I don't know.
I'm oiling up my chainsaw for tomorrow's massacre.
@Sax: when you say "oiling up my chainsaw", do you mean something like this?:
http://tinyurl.com/mqdz39
fyi:
I did manage to cross my finger.
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