Aaron Harang (9-8, 3.70) vs. Trevor Cahill (9-11, 3.99) (Neither pitcher pictured)
Hey, wow, our starting pitcher is slightly better than the opposing team's starting pitcher based on mostly-outdated pitching metrics!
As we look to shake off the hangover left after the Dodgers' noffense was unable to produce a single run on the night Vin Scully was honored with both a bobblehead and a celestial sign in the form of a rainbow from the baseball gods, we find ourselves 4.5 games behind the first-place Voldemorts. (editor's note: Deatheaters lost to Cubs earlier today so the lead at game time is down to 4.) In fact, many of us who were in attendance last night feel like we had our very souls sucked out of us, Dementor style, by the embarrassing lack of offensive firepower despite the potential that this lineup holds.
Someone -- anyone -- cast a spell or make our team ingest a potion that helps us break this slump and contend going down the pennant stretch. Let's avoid a Harangover tomorrow, shall we? We're really due, at least once a blue moon.
221 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 221 of 221Come on, Matty, redeem yourself for your last AB.
Sit on it Hanley. Lock and load.
Tying run is aboard.
Or walk.
Hanley walks.
Come on Dre.
C'mon, Andre. Unbreak my heart.
Watch for the off-speed pitch, Dre.
Fuck.
Shit.
Hmmm, should Donnie have sent Hanley earlier?
Wow. Till the bitter end.
Why wasn't HanRam sitting on 2nd before that Cruz hit (defensive indifference, anybody)/
@Orel
DAMMIT!
Is that Uribe on deck?
You can't psyche out A.J. Ellis. Just pitch.
Time for another team meeting.
Damn.
I just...can't anymore.
I'm tired of all the smoke.
SOAFB PGT up!
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