Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Game 130 Thread: August 28 @ Rox, 5:30p

Get stuffed, Dinger.

Chris Capuano (11-9, 3.37) vs. Tyler Chatwood (3-3, 4.98).

After yesterday's Schadenfreudefest, what else is there to say? Coors Field. The best lineup we've had in years. This shit can't happen again, can it?

88 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

ADAM KENNEDY WILL SAVE US!

Mellis 2B
Victorino LF
Kemp CF
Gonzalez 1B
Ramirez SS
Ethier RF
Kennedy 3B
Ajellis C
Capuano P

Hideo Nomo said...

Good on Donnie for finally realizing that second basemen don't HAVE to bat second.

Paul said...

If we don't win this 10-0. I am gonna be pissed!


But I'll take a 5-4 win.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Dee Gordon is still out, huh?

Orel said...

What if teams had to bat in fielding order? That would be fun.

Hideo Nomo said...

Dee's Coors power would be nice right about now.

Chad Beardingsley said...

Does Dinger prefer dino style?

Orel said...

We prefer Dinger BBQ style.

Chad Beardingsley said...

@ Orel

A half rack of Dinger baby-back ribs, a la Memphis dry rub, would be great with a glas of Dry Creek Zinfandel. Or a few shots of bourbon.

Orel said...

Yum.

Hideo Nomo said...

Hey guys, Loney's back in SoCal already! (Playing the Angels.)

Dusty Baker said...

Dinger prefers oppa gangnam style.

Orel said...

Dinga?

Hideo Nomo said...

Dingnam Style?

Orel said...

Oppo Dingnam BBQ Style?

Orel said...

I picture Dingnam in a gingham dress.

Orel said...

Marcum on waivers. Presumably not in gingham.

Paul said...

Just not fair to give the Astros as small strike zone.

Paul said...

Astros have a runner in scoring position. Fuck circus Giants catch.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Classic tee-up.

NicJ said...

This is in no way getting frustrating.

NicJ said...

Does COL have a short warning track or something?!

NicJ said...

Well, season is over.

NicJ said...

We are totally fucked.

Paul said...

Fuck that was scary.

NicJ said...

Forget Dwight Howard, Matt Kemp is Superman.

NicJ said...

still looks a little wobbly.

Paul said...

I'd take him out.

Paul said...

I'd take him out.

Paul said...

From pillar to post.

NicJ said...

sweeeeeeep

NicJ said...

Rox really have our number this year.

NicJ said...

Say what you will about the sure handedness of Hanley, but he has the speed at SS of a glacier.

Steve Sax said...

What the fuck, it's happening again

Paul said...

Kemp needs to rest up.

NicJ said...

Yeah, need him for next season.

Paul said...

Ellis might as well be Buster Posey.

Paul said...

We are playing a loaded Rockies lineup. Where is the Big Cat?

Dusty Baker said...

How badly is Kemp hurt?

Hideo Nomo said...

My forehead hurts from all the facepalms.

Hideo Nomo said...

MORE RUNS THAN LAST NIGHT.

Paul said...

He looked woozy. Didn't seem to have any bone or ligament damage. Probably a little punchy. Been there.

Paul said...

Did I say I'll take a 5-4 win?

Dusty Baker said...

I feel like that right now.

Dusty Baker said...

45

Dusty Baker said...

Nomo scared me with the "more runs than last night" comment. I thought you meant for the Rox.

MR.F said...

What happened with Matty? I didn't see it.

Paul said...

Ducks on the pond!

Paul said...

Matty ran full speed face first into the centerfield fence.

MR.F said...

That inning was entirely Adam Kennedy's fault.

MR.F said...

Couldn't Capuano have pitched last night so we would have lost 20-0 and maybe would have a chance in this game?

Hideo Nomo said...

Fear not, guys. Blanton tomorrow.

Orel said...

This is fucked.

karina said...

epale everyone!

are we all sure the Dodgers know they are playing the Rockies?

karina said...

repeat after me:

"no lead is safe at Coors Field"

Orel said...

You should have heard Charley's call on that Rivera catch at the wall.

Orel said...

Epale, Karina! We need a dose of optimism.

Paul said...

Giants tied with a little league team but who the fuck cares if we can't beat a triple A team.

Orel said...

SF 1, HOU 1, bot 7

Paul said...

Are you fuckin kidding me Rivera? This team is expensive garbage.

Orel said...

What the fuck, Rivera. Trying to steal a base down four?

Orel said...

Remember a few days ago when we felt this lineup could come back from a deficit?

Hideo Nomo said...

1-2-3 inning for the fart of the order.

Gagne's lucky glasses said...

I bet Kemp has a concussion

karina said...

@Orel they are big leaguers, they can do it (in theory, at least)

Orel said...

Kemp: Right knee contusion. No signs of concussion symptoms.

Gagne's lucky glasses said...

So much for that guess

Orel said...

HOU 2, SF 1, bot 8!

Paul said...

I really am going to need some psychotropics after this season.

Orel said...

How about right now?

Paul said...

I am afraid I'd abuse them.

Orel said...

Giants tie it up!

Paul said...

Will you guys wheel me into the stadium the last series in October? Oh and I will need a large bib.

Orel said...

You'll be set for the All-You-Can Eat Right-Field Pavilion!

Orel said...

Mellis double! Watch him get thrown out trying to steal third.

Orel said...

Giants take the lead!

Orel said...

Man, Collins pulled a Steiner there.

Orel said...

Dodgers playing small ball at Coors. Love it.

Hideo Nomo said...

So, the Giants also only have 3 runs against a shitty team, but are winning.

Orel said...

James Loney just got a bases-loaded RBI-single off Jered Weaver.

karina said...

satisfactory!

Orel said...

HANLEY MEANINGLESS HOMER!

karina said...

@Orel it's not meaningless, it means we have to score less runs for winning.

Orel said...

Giants win.

Orel said...

That is true, Karina!

Orel said...

I can't watch this Kemp replay.

Orel said...

Keep hitting 'em to the warning track, boys.

Orel said...

PGTUP