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Let's face it, Beckett was lousy with the Red Sox this year. Still, Angevin him a partial pass for his performance since it's not entirely his fault that Boston Canterbury the hatchet with him over his clubhouse antics and his disinclination to perform penance for their historic 2011 collapse. After that, the rift was already too great to be bridged, it seems. When facing off against (de) Tracy's squad in Denver, let's hope that a change of circumstances restores him to being the pitching (de) Morville Josh instead of the the pompous (fitz)Urse Josh.
A major factor in our favor tonight is that we're facing off against Francis again, who has a 6.65 ERA in August, and gave up 3 runs in only 4 innings the last time the Dodgers faced him. I'm not a (le) Breton man, but if I were, I'd be inclined to take the over on this one.
*American League numbers, but they still count, people.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 246 of 246If you guys don't score this inning, I'm donating the lot of you to science.
Rex Bros. in for the Rox.
I think my son is picking up on my dejected tone when I read him his bedtime stories these days.
Goodnight moon. Goodnight NL West.
Andre just got smoked there.
Shameful.
Cruz is not the best hitter on this team, in the real world.
We're gonna get shut out, aren't we?
And we lead off with the pitcher's spot next inning. Cue League?
That's it. What's it going to be, cosmetics testing or experimental human pharmaceutical trials?
So yeah, this isn't the Colorado trip I envisioned. As gross as that shit sandwich PGT was, another might be in order.
NOW SCORE, ASSHOLES!
Punto? Really?
Urge to kill: rising.
Let's find new and exciting ways to strand Victorino at third!
THANK YOU, person that doesn't make outs.
If he's actually hurt, we're pretty screwed.
It is crunch time. Playoff teams rise up.
I'll take it!
I'll take that.
Right in the cheek! Rally time!
COME ON KEMP AGON HANRAM DRE
DO IT!
Holy fuckin shit balls crap dammit.
*psychotic break*
We're done.
Giants play the Astros next. This should be a great week.
You've got to be kidding me.
Yes, hits for all of you purple bastards. Go crazy.
*Punches self*
And i will be doing something else now.
Losing 4-0, Losing 3-0, same difference.
Paging Mr. Killington. Mr. Buzz Killington. Please pick up a courtesy phone.
@NicJ
Except that we'll score 3 in the top of the 9th instead of just 2.
That's all for me. I hereby ban myself from authoring further Game Threads this week.
This is embarrassing.
Yay! Kemp probably broke his wrist on that play!
I hate.
Balls.
(bawls)
Brandon League was the best Dodger tonight.
Think about that.
Well, for once, the gym seems preferable to watching the game. That's all for me.
Strike-three WP to Gonzo leads to another run.
Obviously this is Bobby Valentine's fault.
Rosasio 2-run HR. 10-0 Rox.
NO LEAD IS SAFE IN COORS.
EXCEPT THIS ONE.
Ethier with the two-out walk! Cue 11-run comeback!
PGTUP
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