Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Game 106 Thread: August 1 vs. Snakes, 12n

Stephen Fife (0-0, 1.46) vs. Patrick Corbin (2-4, 4.15).

Shane Victorino is expected to join the lineup today and bat leadoff, playing left field along with Matt Kemp and Andre Ethier in the outfield. Given the Dodgers have only scored two runs in each of their two games this homestand (with other pickup Haley Ramirez hitless in the two games), while ceding a barrage of home runs to the Diamondbacks, this would be a nice time to get some punch back into our offense.

Corbin is being recalled by the Diamondbacks for today's game, a business person's special. But just to kick you readers off in the comment thread: Do you expect the Dodgers to knock some (Polar) Blasts today? And orange you glad I didn't go down the fruit-juice pun angle? Wait a second.

229 comments:

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Orel said...

Time to talk about Ethier's horrible slump?

Dusty Baker said...

Giant donkey balls are being sucked right now.

Hideo Nomo said...

5-run ninth?

Dusty Baker said...

Have you ever noticed that the shittier we play, the more comments we get in the GT?

And usually NicJ shows up just at the height of our futility.

Hideo Nomo said...

Lots of ways to say, "You suck."

Hideo Nomo said...

Day games get a lot of comments too, since we wall blow off work.

Orel said...

It's easy to be a fan when the team is winning. We need moral support for when giant donkey balls are being sucked.

Hideo Nomo said...

^ we all

Dusty Baker said...

ps- This would be the height of our futility.

Hideo Nomo said...

I think of futility as having depth, not height.

Dusty Baker said...

Kegel exorcised. We go to the bottom of the ninth.

Dusty Baker said...

JJ Putz? We've owned the putz in the past. Come on, boys - let's salvage this!

Dusty Baker said...

0-1 every fucking AB

Dusty Baker said...

Wow. Ow.

Hideo Nomo said...

(cries)

Hideo Nomo said...

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE ACQUISITIONS SUCKING. EVERYONE IS SUCKING.

Dusty Baker said...

Shit fire. Dusty mad.

Orel said...

At least that was quick.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Awful

Dusty Baker said...

Two hits, incl one by the pitcher.

Paul said...

Oh no We suck again!

Dusty Baker said...

It just doesn't take long for us to suck giant donkey balls.

I mean the balls are giant. Not the donkey. The donkey is average sized. Just his balls are big.

Paul said...

Can't fault Victorino for not being able to hit. He did do a lot of traveling to get to LA and we know how sensitive he is to the elements.

Spank Horst said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dusty Baker said...

This is the most hitless bunch of non-hitters that ever didn't hit.

MR.F said...

We're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked =(.

rbnlaw said...

Uh. Well. Um.

Hey, we don't play that fucking team for a while. (checks tickets for Vin Scully Bobblehead night)

Aw fuck.

Hideo Nomo said...

If they don't get healthy against the Cubs, I give up.

Orel said...

MFPGTUP

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