Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Nathan Eovaldi (0-4, 4.04) vs Johan Santana (5-4, 3.00).
Minimalist? Take that, Dusty.
Nothing can possibly go wrong.
This minimalism is helping me achieve a Zen-like state of being.The booze helps, too.
That is a very short GT.
Do we have to?
I need to get some albarino!!!Yellow pepper soup is being made.
I'm willing to give up booze for a win.....maybe not.
Dee Gordon, SSElian Herrera, LFJerry Hairston Jr., 2BJuan Rivera, 1BA.J. Ellis, CScott Van Slyke, RFJuan Uribe, 3BTony Gwynn Jr., CFNathan Eovaldi, PThat's the fucking lineup right there.
Tomorrow we're not even going to post the pitchers in the GT post.
ps- at the Yard, Vinny!
pps- Representing SoSG w my t-shirt.
For fucks sake. Diamondbacks and Brewers.WTF? And goddamn Eric Collins is calling the game. Fuck this shit!
Getting the errors in early, are we?
At least we get to hear Joe Buck call the game. (cries)
I don't know what the fuck I'm listening to but i'm expecting fucking leprechans to jump out of my speakers any second.
Well, nice try guys.
Well, this one's over.
No Vin on the radio thanks to Fox.
We are Thole going to lose this game.
Main page updated with Koufax bobblehead goodness.
At least the Giants already lost.
Joe Buck sounds like he just wants to kill himself.
I will kill Joe Buck and make it easy on him.
A.J. nails Torres at first!
Snap throw to first gets him!
Keep bunting, Dee!
Too many Mutts fans here today (e.g., a real number greater than zero).
Matty with a pretty smooth interview during the inning. And he bags on Tim McCarver!
The Mets' defense is great today.
I'm not a fan of Scott Van Slyke's defense.
EK is with me.
SAVE US CARLOS LEE
Sign more Cubans!!!!
Wow, there's absolutely nothing fun about this team right now.
Dodgers have not led in 57 innings. Let's go for three digits!
Just made sweet, sweet love to Sax, then he bought me a beer. Then we ate chocolate-covered grasshoppers.TWO of the above are actually true. Guess which two.
Eh. This game was over when SVS decided walking was as good as running.
EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG
Beer & crickets!
Orel just described the crowd.
Dodgers are 11-19 (about to be 20, maybe) since Eovaldi joined the rotation. Do we blame him for being a Schleprock, or blame Lilly for getting hurt?
I blame it on Rio.
Hey, I liked that movie!
Rio, that is. I don't think I've ever seen Blame it on Rio.
Why am I still watching this game?
For the Todd Coffey fat jokes!
Todd Coffey thinks Juan Uribe is anorexic.
Ken Rosenthal talking about the Dodgers pursuing Josh Hamilton as a free agent.
So I guess Justin Verlander has to be in every commercial ever?
SVS: Not an entire waste of space tonight.
The Dodgers need Carlos Lee, Cliff Lee, Bruce Lee, and Robert E. Lee.
Main page updated with Matt Kemp's return date.
I'd love to have Hamilton and Kemp in the same lineup, but LA is sort of the capital of self-destruction. Perhaps not a great idea.
We are totally threatening here. Mets are quaking in their boots.
We totally almost scored! Moral victory!
We also need Lee Majors.And Ang Lee to document it all in film.
Stan Lee could do the graphic novel.
Jim Lee can do pencils.
Grant Lee Buffalo can eat an ass, though.
This team would be totally dominant in celebrity softball.
Jason Lee can trace it.
SoSG losing streak at 8.
Was Sax at the game?
I am so fuckin disgusted.
We are bad at baseball.
Gag me with a spoon. Totally.
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