Saturday, June 30, 2012

Game 79 Thread: June 30 vs. Mets, 4p

Nathan Eovaldi (0-4, 4.04) vs Johan Santana (5-4, 3.00).

79 comments:

Orel said...

Minimalist? Take that, Dusty.

Hideo Nomo said...

Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Dusty Baker said...

This minimalism is helping me achieve a Zen-like state of being.

The booze helps, too.

Steve Sax said...

That is a very short GT.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Do we have to?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Paul said...

I need to get some albarino!!!

Yellow pepper soup is being made.

knapS said...

I'm willing to give up booze for a win.....maybe not.

knapS said...

Dee Gordon, SS
Elian Herrera, LF
Jerry Hairston Jr., 2B
Juan Rivera, 1B
A.J. Ellis, C
Scott Van Slyke, RF
Juan Uribe, 3B
Tony Gwynn Jr., CF
Nathan Eovaldi, P


That's the fucking lineup right there.

Dusty Baker said...

Tomorrow we're not even going to post the pitchers in the GT post.

Dusty Baker said...

ps- at the Yard, Vinny!

Dusty Baker said...

pps- Representing SoSG w my t-shirt.

knapS said...

For fucks sake. Diamondbacks and Brewers.WTF? And goddamn Eric Collins is calling the game. Fuck this shit!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Getting the errors in early, are we?

NicJ said...

At least we get to hear Joe Buck call the game.

(cries)

knapS said...

I don't know what the fuck I'm listening to but i'm expecting fucking leprechans to jump out of my speakers any second.

NicJ said...

Well, nice try guys.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Well, this one's over.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

DAM-mit?

Orel said...

No Vin on the radio thanks to Fox.

Orel said...

We are Thole going to lose this game.

Orel said...

Main page updated with Koufax bobblehead goodness.

Orel said...

At least the Giants already lost.

Orel said...

Joe Buck sounds like he just wants to kill himself.

Dusty Baker said...

I will kill Joe Buck and make it easy on him.

Orel said...

A.J. nails Torres at first!

Dusty Baker said...

Snap throw to first gets him!

Orel said...

Keep bunting, Dee!

Dusty Baker said...

Too many Mutts fans here today (e.g., a real number greater than zero).

Orel said...

Matty with a pretty smooth interview during the inning. And he bags on Tim McCarver!

Orel said...

The Mets' defense is great today.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm not a fan of Scott Van Slyke's defense.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

EK is with me.

Orel said...

2-0 Mets.

Orel said...

SAVE US CARLOS LEE

Paul said...

Sign more Cubans!!!!

Hideo Nomo said...

19 scoreless.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Wow, there's absolutely nothing fun about this team right now.

Orel said...

Dodgers have not led in 57 innings. Let's go for three digits!

Dusty Baker said...

Just made sweet, sweet love to Sax, then he bought me a beer. Then we ate chocolate-covered grasshoppers.

TWO of the above are actually true. Guess which two.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Eh. This game was over when SVS decided walking was as good as running.

Orel said...

EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG

Orel said...

Beer & crickets!

knapS said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hideo Nomo said...

Orel just described the crowd.

Hideo Nomo said...

Dodgers are 11-19 (about to be 20, maybe) since Eovaldi joined the rotation. Do we blame him for being a Schleprock, or blame Lilly for getting hurt?

Dusty Baker said...

I blame it on Rio.

Hideo Nomo said...

Hey, I liked that movie!

Hideo Nomo said...

Rio, that is. I don't think I've ever seen Blame it on Rio.

Orel said...

Why am I still watching this game?

Hideo Nomo said...

For the Todd Coffey fat jokes!

Orel said...

Todd Coffey thinks Juan Uribe is anorexic.

Orel said...

Ken Rosenthal talking about the Dodgers pursuing Josh Hamilton as a free agent.

Orel said...

So I guess Justin Verlander has to be in every commercial ever?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

SVS: Not an entire waste of space tonight.

NicJ said...

The Dodgers need Carlos Lee, Cliff Lee, Bruce Lee, and Robert E. Lee.

Orel said...

Main page updated with Matt Kemp's return date.

Franklin Stubbs said...

I'd love to have Hamilton and Kemp in the same lineup, but LA is sort of the capital of self-destruction. Perhaps not a great idea.

Orel said...

Hit(s)!

Orel said...

We are totally threatening here. Mets are quaking in their boots.

Orel said...

We totally almost scored! Moral victory!

Hideo Nomo said...

Moral Orel.

Hideo Nomo said...

Nasty pitch.

Hideo Nomo said...

Nasty pitch.

Dusty Baker said...

We also need Lee Majors.

And Ang Lee to document it all in film.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Stan Lee could do the graphic novel.

Orel said...

60

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Jim Lee can do pencils.

Franklin Stubbs said...

Grant Lee Buffalo can eat an ass, though.

Hideo Nomo said...

This team would be totally dominant in celebrity softball.

Hideo Nomo said...

Jason Lee can trace it.

Hideo Nomo said...

Fucking tracer.

Hideo Nomo said...

SoSG losing streak at 8.

Orel said...

Was Sax at the game?

Paul said...

I am so fuckin disgusted.

Franklin Stubbs said...

We are bad at baseball.

Hideo Nomo said...

PGTUP.

knapS said...

Gag me with a spoon. Totally.

Franklin Stubbs said...

What.evar.