"Earvin, Santana. Santana, Earvin."
Chris Capuano (8-2, 2.71) vs. Ervin Santana (4-7, 5.16)
Ugh. Last night was so depressing, we almost forgot to post today's Game Thread.
The Dodger bats finally woke up...for all of two innings before rolling over and hitting the snooze button. Meanwhile, Chad Billingsley and Jamey Wright teamed up to gift-wrap 8 runs and clinch a losing Interleague record.
Let's just get this over with. Save us, Cap!
EDIT: Hopefully, the Dodgers can win one for Roberto Baly of Vin Scully is My Homeboy. Roberto is in a bad, bad way and needs all the positive vibes he can get. We're pulling for you, Roberto!
Photo: Sacramento Bee