"Earvin, Santana. Santana, Earvin."
Chris Capuano (8-2, 2.71) vs. Ervin Santana (4-7, 5.16)
Ugh. Last night was so depressing, we almost forgot to post today's Game Thread.
The Dodger bats finally woke up...for all of two innings before rolling over and hitting the snooze button. Meanwhile, Chad Billingsley and Jamey Wright teamed up to gift-wrap 8 runs and clinch a losing Interleague record.
Let's just get this over with. Save us, Cap!
EDIT: Hopefully, the Dodgers can win one for Roberto Baly of Vin Scully is My Homeboy. Roberto is in a bad, bad way and needs all the positive vibes he can get. We're pulling for you, Roberto!
Photo: Sacramento Bee
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Still wiping tears away. The local craftbrews help.
Drinking many Oskar (Dodger) Blues beers.
WTF? Juan Pierre hit a home run?!?!?!?
Dee Gordon, SS
Jerry Hairston Jr., 2B
Andre Ethier, RF
Bobby Abreu, DH
Juan Rivera, LF
James Loney, 1B
Elian Herrera, CF
Juan Uribe, 3B
A.J. Ellis, C
(Chris Capuano, P
Come on, lads! We got this!
(collapses from effort at optimism)
Yeah, we got this! I'll put Loney Rivera and Uribe up against Trumbo Trout Pujols any day!
Silly Pujols.
Early runny goodness!
Loney, where Dodger rallies go to die
2-0 Dodgers through 0.5 innings
Angels fans are shittier than Dodgers fans at judging how far a batted ball is going to travel. Assjols.
I want to sodomize a rally monkey.
They have to get the mics off the yahoos in the crowd or I'm gonna smash my TV.
Nice! We're only four innings and an unseasonable downpour away from triumph!
Cap gets out #3 of the first. 2-0 Dodgers through one.
Who's the creepy old dude in the Taco Bell prom limo commercial?
As up 2-1 on SF in the second
And just like that, the As cough up the lead
Dodgers batting .226 in June, acc to Charley
Herrera Ks for the first out of the second
DFA URINE NOW, god dammit. I'd rather lose, but lose without this fat shitsucking POS.
Uribe Ks for the second out
@Dusty: would it be correct to say Uribe is weighing us down?
"The third baseman Uribe is under it."
A soft serve dispenser?
Wow, Dee.
I wish Stephen King's IT would arise from the sewer and take care of business on Urine.
Uh oh. Santanananana might be locked in.
epale everyone!
gnome is in! hope it gives luck to the Dodgers and Roberto
I'm locked in on this Sierra Nevada Summerfest.
@Karina
SHOULDER GNOME! One of my favorite talismans in all of sports lore. Bring it!
i thought Torii hunter was on leave for Sandusky reasons.
Come on, ABrew. Yank one out.
I meant one out of the ballpark, as in a home run. Not as in one of the three outs in this inning.
That was weak,Bobbo.
Per @MLBONFOX
Jonny Gomes just hit his 8th HR of the season to put the #Athletics up 4-2 on the #Giants, bottom of 3rd.
King Lames.
Yep, offense is still dead. It's all up to Cappy.
God dammit this Dodger malaise has me listening to Katy Perry again, really loud. Make it stop!
45
two outs, one out for the Dodger rally
Dee needs to shave them pubes off his upper lip.
Sweet. I can tell from the broadcast that my seats for tomorrow's game should be in the shade.
Uribe:three pitches, one K, his second in the game.
*cries*
Shouldergnome has arrived. We will win.
SuperCap with the diving snag!
Looks like we are locked in to 2 runs for the game. Will it be enough?
Let's play Spotify roulette. What is the next set of songs I should listen to while I get progressively more pissed off while I watch this game?
So our two runs were unearned? Figures.
Ice Cibe's a pimp.
Shouldergnome was my nickname in high school.
shit
2-1 after Dee can't hold on to the hot rock.
Can't hate on Dee for that one. That was a laser and it was all he could do to get his glove to the area.
Yeah he was playing up and it was tailing away.
Two on, one out for the Angels.
Here we go...
Dee just made up for it!
*breathes*
How the hell are the Angels rallying?!?
What about the shadows!?!?
Dodger defense on display!
ELIAN!!!
goddamnit. i nearly had a heart attack.
Ooh, that was pretty damn close.
with this soft little league the Dodgers have these days, I freak out when any opposing team hitter reaches first base.
Deeple!
Dee gordon hits it to the statue of Mark Trumbo in left field!!!
3 DEE
YAY! Geico!
I'm looking forward to seeing the new and creative ways the Dodgers will fail to score Dee....
Never mind!
holy shit. we scored.
Run(s) in!!!
When was Andre's last HR?
That granny a few weeks ago.
^ That was the last time Spanky hooked up.
LOLOLOL
That was the most un-Andre single ever. But I'll take it!
this is our inning. we need to score big time.
Neeebs' granny?
Comodulce comocaca.
never really realize just how many ex-angels play on the dodgers until you play them in Anaheim.
Of course. Of course.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
That was unsurprising.
^lift
3-1 and Gordon has been involved with both rallies.
Swinging, by the way
And right away we work on giving it back.
4-2 A'''''''s in the bottom of the fifth
Go a'S!
(cries at sight of multiple, misplaced apostrophes)
Go Athletic's!
I hate watching Angels games because Scott Boras is always hanging out behind home plate.
DP up in dis bish!
An eye for an eye, a DP for a DP!
Dee should of run that ball from second to first.
I thought that was Colletti sitting behind home plate.
"An eye for an eye, a DP for a DP!"
I just rented that movie last night.
Still the man, Nic.
So you think you can hit?
Why do the Angels have uniformed police in the dugouts?
Herrera has buntitis.
Lot of Dodger fans in the crowd.
Not surprising, CB Bucker is a pretty bad ump.
I would put a hex on Urine but clearly someone was already way ahead of me.
Middle of the 7th. Santana at 103 pitches, Cap at 83.
It's amazing how SF fans still want him back.
STOOPID AYS
6-4 hated ones.
SULU!
“@SteveLyons12: Uribe continues to do absolutely nothing. How much longer?”
Hopefully Cap can make it through this inning. Guys are starting to make hard contact.
Did Lyons really tweet that?
wow, akward bus ride home.
The Angels have the most players with fucked up names than any other team.
Well i guess Lyons would know about guys making a career out of doing absolutely nothing.
(Oh snap)
Is Mattingly pushing his luck keeping Cap in there?
And right on cue.
i think Cap has one good out left.
And Cap stays in!
All i know about the Angels is their stadium announcer saying......
"Center Fielder, Daaarrreeennn Erstaad!" Yay! "woooooo"
I remember my uncle taking us to a game when they had their ugly uniforms and they lost to the Twins 9-1
Well, i guess Hester would be the guy you chance it with.
whew
Is Cap going back out for the eighth?
Santana with 10 Ks.
Plug nose is pitching.
Giants now leading 8-4.
Two out, Trout at third.
Dope nose gets out of the inning unscathed.
Into the ninth. Some Geico would be welcome.
Watching these weak swings, I'm shocked we scored three tonight.
Do your thing, Kenley.
sit down mofo and stop smiling.
One more out!
2 down bishes
Get Mouser!
Finally. We make party!
WE MAKE MUHFUGGIN PARTY.
gnome magic!
We make party with gnomes!
That's right, I am magic.
Oh, you meant the shoulder gnome.
I am, however, going down there tomorrow to finish this shit in person.
I am obviously glad we won, but it was shaky enough that it didn't seem like a complete victory. Felt like kissing my sister.
Is it possible to get a DUI on a bicycle?
KYSPGT up!
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