Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Unlike the Dodgers, the Padres get plenty of support from their bats.
"If you like this you should see Eckstein."
"Well, sure it's BIG, Adrian, but everyone knows you're always pulling it."
"There's only one frikkin usher working at Dodger stadium these days and he has to be clogging my aisle when I am coming down with my soda and Dodger dog and Ican'ttellwhatelseshehasonhertraybutit'salotoffood
"If I only had a vagina."
Okay, but what's your caption?
"So she says, 'What's the pine tar for?' and I say, 'Grip, baby. Grip.'"
Ellis: "...then he just walks up to the plate, unzips his pants, whips "it" out and is immediately awarded first base!"
the girlfriend added, "huh, so that's why they're in first place. maybe i should try dating a padre fan." she can be a real bitch sometimes.
Adrian's peculiar condition might make him awkward on the basepaths, but note how it provides him additional stability at the plate.
"Maple sausage! Get it?"
(Ellis's thoughts)"Don't look to the right! Don't look to the right! Don't look to the-DAMN!"
Ausmus: "Between Adrian swinging this in my face and everyone at SoSG thinking I'm A.J. Ellis, I'm developing a bit of an inferiority complex."
"So this is what it's like being black"
Heh. Heh.Wood. orGives a whole new meaning to power stroke.
"Don't act like your not impressed."http://www.entertonement.com/clips/zldgcfvcwz--Anchorman-The-Legend-of-Ron-Burgundy-Will-Ferrell-Ron-Burgundy-Don't-Act-Like-You're-Not-Impressed
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