Thursday, September 23, 2010

Caption Contest

Have at it.

17 comments:

Dr. Geek said...

Unlike the Dodgers, the Padres get plenty of support from their bats.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

"If you like this you should see Eckstein."

Josh S. said...

"Well, sure it's BIG, Adrian, but everyone knows you're always pulling it."

Fred's Brim said...

"There's only one frikkin usher working at Dodger stadium these days and he has to be clogging my aisle when I am coming down with my soda and Dodger dog and Ican'ttellwhatelseshehasonhertraybutit'salotoffood

Neeebs said...

"If I only had a vagina."

Orel said...

Okay, but what's your caption?

rbnlaw said...

*rimshot*

rbnlaw said...

"So she says, 'What's the pine tar for?' and I say, 'Grip, baby. Grip.'"

el montanero said...

Ellis: "...then he just walks up to the plate, unzips his pants, whips "it" out and is immediately awarded first base!"

el montanero said...

the girlfriend added, "huh, so that's why they're in first place. maybe i should try dating a padre fan." she can be a real bitch sometimes.

Mr. Customer said...

Adrian's peculiar condition might make him awkward on the basepaths, but note how it provides him additional stability at the plate.

Josh S. said...

"Maple sausage! Get it?"

QuadSevens said...

(Ellis's thoughts)
"Don't look to the right! Don't look to the right! Don't look to the-DAMN!"

Josh S. said...

Ausmus: "Between Adrian swinging this in my face and everyone at SoSG thinking I'm A.J. Ellis, I'm developing a bit of an inferiority complex."

Spanky said...

"So this is what it's like being black"

D.D. said...

Heh. Heh.
Wood.

or

Gives a whole new meaning to power stroke.

Dusto_Magnifico said...

"Don't act like your not impressed."

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/zldgcfvcwz--Anchorman-The-Legend-of-Ron-Burgundy-Will-Ferrell-Ron-Burgundy-Don't-Act-Like-You're-Not-Impressed