I Hate When That Happens

K-Rod punches Baby Mama's Daddy, knocking himself out for the season. This can only happen to a Met. Or a Cub.

The Mets announced closer Francisco Rodriguez tore a ligament in the thumb of his right (pitching) hand, reportedly a result of an altercation with the grandfather of his children last week in the Citi Field clubhouse after a game.

Rodriguez did not travel with the team to Houston after Sunday's game and was examined at the Hospital for Special Surgery in Manhattan. An MRI revealed the tear and surgery to repair the tendon has not been set yet.

"I'm disappointed, discouraged, frustrated," Mets manager Jerry Manuel said. "We've been through a lot. We seem to continue to have difficulties in having these type of injuries or setbacks."

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