Ted Lilly (7-8, 3.23) vs. Dave Bush (6-10, 4.63).
COMMENTS: Losing two of three to the Reds made me a little salty, so forgive my bad mood whine again. It's just that, particularly since the All-Star Break, we've been swallowed up by the little things, while we've waited for some of the people that we love to come back from the DL. At least we're starting Ted Lilly, 4-0 with a 1.29 ERA since joining the Dodgers, who has been everything zen--and more. Now if we could only talk to Manny about those chemicals. (Between us.)
36 games left in the season? Don't let the, days go by.
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I'm worried that Manny, Lilly, Kuroda, etc will never get placed on waivers. We basically have to win 30 more games to have a shot at the playoffs.
We have bush!
Cc: Booger
It's an Abes vs. Babes matchup!
(Yes, I'm still reading old SoSG. I'm up to June 2007.)
Aw Yes! Bush.The poor man's Nirvana
GLYCERINE GLYCERINE
Forgot how much I never liked them
RT @DodgertownUSA: #Dodgers lineup: Theriot 4 Ethier 9 Ramirez 7 Loney 3 Kemp 8 Belliard 5 Carroll 6 Barajas 2 Lilly 1
@Josh S. - pretty soon you'll be coming up on the original off-day puzzles. Bonus!
^ Sorry for lineup formatting but I'm in a pub.
@ Dusty
Which pub are you at?
It would be noteworthy if you WEREN'T in a pub, DB.
Did you all hear that two guys ripped of the LFP's Win For Vin shirt and are threatening to sue him?
Nice use of the term salty there.
Unrelated to the game tonight, but I thought Sons might be interested (and I imagine Dusty would be very interested): Redhook brewery is holding a Sausage-fest (not to be confused with a SoSG Fest of course).
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/121630
It's a dead heat on who has the better logo.
Today's retro SoSG gem:
"Orel said...
I think we have to accept Kuo is not a very good pitcher.
6/29/2007 9:03 PM"
(To be fair, at the time, he wasn't.)
I've been up to the Red Hook Brewery. But after inbev bought them, I've been less psyched about them.
Better logo, though.
@LoneyFan 3:04p: are you saying our puzzles aren't original anymore? Man, that hurts.
You're reading the comments too, Josh???
@Orel: Yup. In 2007, though, that's pretty easy to do.
Bye bye, Hiroki. He'll be claimed off waivers in 3,2,1. .
The Bud Selig statue is not shrugging, but it is jangling keys/asking for a handout/performing a testicular exam.
Epale everyone!
Epale everyone
Epale Karina
Here we go again.....
I'm annoyed for the fact Bud Selig has a statue.
TOOTBLAN?
Road King James!
LOL Steiner on Kemp:
"The slider away has been his Krypton this season."
BISONIC BOOM!!!
WooHoo Matty!
CRUSHED
No Fucking Way?!
Boom Kemp!!!
Who's your bison? :)
(disclaimer: I can retire that moniker anytime)
Kemp!
Explanation: Matt Kemp is from the planet Slider.
Good barajas!
(barajas=playing cards)
Ladies and Gentlemen: That concludes our offensive output for today. Thanks for watching.
KEMP'D
98 degrees in San Fran is not right. The people's collective hair is out of sorts and they don't know what to do with their scarfs.
Stupid gameday. What did Kemp do drop the ball or something
The ball bounced off the wall, away from Kemp. He left no room for error, and the ball ended up rolling about 20 yards before Kemp could pick it up.
Woops. I criticized Kemp. I better go kill myself now.
Classic Kemp, Reads like he couldn't decide to go for the catch or play off the bounce.
He knew he couldn't catch it, but he left around 8 feet between himself and the wall and he left no room for an awkward bounce.
BOOOOOOOO!
I'm sure there's a happy medium between saying Kemp isn't trying hard enough and Kemp has had some bad luck at the plate (ie, both are probably true). In this case it's Kemp's fault, but I'm pretty tired of all the Kemp polarization.
At least run, Kemp. Jeez.
STOOPID UMP
Okay, that's a pretty damn funny commercial.
Gotta Love Dem Bums
ROD BARAJAS IS THE FUTURE OF THIS ORGANIZATION
Nice Olney.
Oh wait. I meant to type TOOTBLAN.
D'oh, stupid central time. I thought that was a lot of comments for pre-game.
If there's something I hate, it's when baseball players don't run to first.
delayed comment, I know
Now would be a nice time for Manny to do something.
@ SSS
Creegen's or something like that.
Fuck fuck.
Gods damnit.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
I see I'm in full-fledged schleprock effect tonight. At this point I don't think I care enough about the record to leave.
@Mr C it's not you,obviously
So, we all agree it's a close and winnable game, right?
@ Karina
no
@Spanky I just wanted to lift the spirits.
So, we all agree I'm delusional because I can't/won't quit before math tells me so?
:(
Don't worry, it's not wrong to be delusional.
Back to back singles and Barajas has a good hand tonight.
If nothing else, it's nice to see that The Admiral still cares.
ROD BARAJAS KICKS ASS, TAKES NAMES
Catcher spot...Check
Holy balls!
Barajas dealing, ladies and gents!
Our catcher hit a homer? Unfuckingbelievabe!
Barajas is doing more tonight that Ellis and Ausmus have all season long.
Nicely played, Karina!
@Mr C I'm glad someone caught up with my puns!
p.s I finally made a pun :)
OHH I just got that!
Casey Fresno State boy but man stop it already!!
Mr Twitterati "consiguete una novia" is putting his touch of gloom.If they lose this game,I'll blame him.
how negative can a person be?
Holy cow we are in the lead!
Theriot is certainly better than DeWitt in terms of defense.
Wait, I forgot DeWitt is an elite 3B. Better go kill myself now.
Yay he got out of it.
@Mr LASF don't, who's gonna delight us with @ih8colletti
;)
MRLASF, you should get help. It seems you've been really suicidal lately.
@Mr F you were sad a few days ago, are you better?:)
Slightly. I am managing, but thanks for asking.
We need to ship Manny off ASAP.
@Karina
You're flush with card puns today.
WHY STOOPID JOE PULL TEDDY
Is Torre removing Lilly?
Craig Counsell is still alive?
I'm pissed that our cable box reset, making me miss the BaraHOSS homer.
Thanks Manny for '08, but don't let the door hit you on the way out.
I bet El Viejito Torre bats Barajas clean up tomorrow.
This really makes NO sense.
It only makes sense if Lilly was hurting in the dugout.
I hope he is not and it is just a "controversial" decision
@Mr C were they annoying?
@Mr F I really wish you are fine ASAP
Speaking of people I'm rooting for...
Yay Pumpkinhead!
2U. Don't see that everyday.
Loney is the slowest man on earth.
Maybe we should rest Loney for a week
Thanks karina. I hope so, too.
I can distinctly hear a brewers fan taunting Beli2 about being fat.
Would be funnier if Beli wasn't one of the skinnier guys in the building.
#FATCITY
charge the mound bison!!!!!
well, maybe wait till Hoffman gets on the mound.
now we have some short jokes for carroll.
yeah, because most middle infielders are 6 foot 6
@Karina
They suIt me fine. Puns are supposedly the lowest form of humor, and thus they entertain me endlessly.
NicJ,
Are you listening to the Brewers commentators?
Hey, there was a successful Matt Kemp stolen base.
Please bring in Flat Breezy
YaY! Pumpkinhead haha
Kameron Loe! Local kid!
@Mr C they might be the lowest form of humor,but I'm not witty to make the good ones you make.
Let's kuose this one out.
COLLINS YOU STOOPID JINX
@Karina
Practice makes perfect. They say it's all in the whist.
Kase Kuosed.
Yay!
We make party!
Abarajame-Illya Kuriaky and the Valderramas
Not a bad effort, boys.
ROD BARAJAS IS THE JOURNEYMAN CATCHOR OF THIS ORGANIZATION!
Win!!!
We make party in the USA!
@Mr C not only you make me feel better, but you have a better hand than mine
bonus: there's a new trick for me in whist
^Catcher, if euchre about that sort of thing.
ROD BARAJAS IS THE PRESENT OF THIS ORGAZIZATION!
I can't wait for Barajasterios on Thursday.
@Mr C is giving classes in how to became a croupier
DENNIS MANNION IS THE PRESIDENT OF THIS ORGANIZATION!
We make party!!!
Here comes the sun - Beatles.
As I said last night we will rally around Rod Barajas and we will play good baseball!!
Just because it's new...
Sufjan Stevens - All Delighted People
If anyone comes up with a really good (read: bad) pun for pinochle, I will worship them as a nerdy god.
I think we have to accept Kuo is not a very good pitcher.
@Mr C that sounds more like a bet than anything else
@Karina
No, seriously. That would be the crowning achievement of card puns. Extra credit if it doesn't use "knuckle". I've been trying to think of one since this started.
@Orel: Ha!
Hell of a year for debuts in Blue, huh?
Barajas
Gibbons
Lilly
Jansen
Ely
I think even Link threw a scoreless inning in his first appearance.
Astros/Phillies continue to kill each other. Roy Oswalt is playing left. Phils have used eight pitchers already.
Howard tossed from the phils game for arguing balls and strikes, kruk says its an over reaction and the ump is an embarrassment to baseball.
Last year manny gets tossed for flipping his elbow pad at the ump after a bad call and he says manny is an embarrassment to baseball.
Fat fucker.
Kruk: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah phillies. Wah wah wah wah wah wah Chase Utley. Wah wah wah wah wah wah Sandwich.
Wah wah wah wah wah pinochle
Enjoying a breakfast beer because it has to be breakfast somewhere!
Kruck: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah I love Philly.
Dave Winfield: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah paycheck.
Joe Morgan: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah numbers are voodoo.
Hey it might be breakfast in Philly.
In my example Kruk was actually playing guitar, not crying.
Eric Collins: Wah wah wah wah WAAAH! WAAAHHH! WAAAAAAAAHHHHH! What did you do, Steve?
Beer for breakfast?
Paul as in Paul Westerberg of the replacements?
Ive figured your identity out paul!!
Who says mine isn't?
@Mr C I just can't gamble on Pinochle.I'm a queen with one King James, a couple of Bills and Minotaur aces and no jacks.
It's terribly awful,I know, I apologize
Wah is usually me when i find out its Eric Collins turn to do the PxP
CHRISTMAS WILL BRING NO PRESENTS TO THIS ORGANIZATION.
@Mlasf, the rhythm of the wah's in yours was obviously crying.
Um, uh, uh...
...
MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM. ER. AR.
To the beat of the rhythm of the wahs
Dance until the morning light
Oh yeah, PGT up!
George Harrision - Wah Wah
@Mr LASF didn't Santa's Little Helper teach you something about Christmas?
Don't tell a soul Nic!
@MC:
I really had to chuckle when you mentioned pinochle.
Such a funny word.
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