Thursday, August 12, 2010

(Unofficial) Post Choke Thread

NOW WITH MORE CHOKES.

Kvetch away!

99 comments:

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I broke my remote. :(

karina said...

Send the bill to the Dodgers.

karina said...

This performace doesn't deserve you to break your remote

Neeebs said...

Wow. I left work with a 9-2 lead. Stopped off for wings and a beer.
Came home to a train wreck.

What the F happened?

Meaniebreanie said...

@Neeebs
As you mentioned it was a train wreck. To sum it up our bullpen imploded.

@Karina
It's still not too late to drink.

Fred's Brim said...

i am numb right now
i don't know what to do
somebody tell me what to do

Neeebs said...

So we score 24 runs in a three game series and lose two out of three?


I know, its rhetorical.

karina said...

@Meaniebreanie I'm alone!I don't start drinking alone :(

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

@FB - Live. Just live. That's all we can do anymore. Live our lives.

Mr. Customer said...

@MLASF

Until we kill each other, that is.

thefightins said...

choooooch!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

GO PHUCK YOURSELF

Mr. Customer said...

I'm finding it hard to get upset since we've been doing this all but one month this year. I'm sorta done with the drama.

Fred's Brim said...

@MLASF I think I'd like to live someone else's life for a while

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Apathy is the best medicine.

Mr. Customer said...

Don't touch him, you don't know where he's been.

Fred's Brim said...

gnite everybody

I am outta here for a while
seeya around the way

thefightins said...

senor octubre comes early, choooooooooooch



http://www.birdland.bigcartel.com/product/senor-octobre-hoody

http://www.birdland.bigcartel.com/product/panamania-tee

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

GO AWAY YOU PHAT PHUCKER

Dusty Baker said...

Does anyone have the McCovey Chronicles' mailing address? I need to send my white flag over to them. Uncle!

Spank Raving Mad said...

And learn to spell you twat

The Double D said...

I was at a Bar Mitzvah where the Phillie Phanatic. I shit you not. And he yelled at us for grabbing at him. Which totally went against the image we all had of happiness and joy.

In light of tonight, I should have put him in the cobra clutch.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

One more comment from that guy, and I let loose.

karina said...

I'm with you, Mr LASF

Mr. Customer said...

Oh god, I'll hide the women and children…

Josh S. said...

GEORGE SHERRILL WAS THE MOST EFFECTIVE PITCHER OUT OF THE PEN HOLY SHIT

The Double D said...

Every Ming has his day.

Josh S. said...

Well, technically, Kuo was, but if you blinked you missed him.

NicJ said...

jokes on the Phil's, their payroll is like 20 mil more than ours and probably still arent making the playoffs.

suckers.

thefightins said...

choooooooch!!!!!!!!! there you go Mr. La. Chooch owns you, we own broxton. This is the best week evaaaaaa!!! first K rod gets arrested and another epic walk off!!

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE UNDER ANDY REID'S FAT ASS, YOU ASSHOLE. GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I RIP A HOLE IN YOUR ASS SO BIG IT'LL MAKE THE CRACK IN THE LIBERTY BELL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SCRATCH. YOU GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU SNOWBALL-THROWING, CHEESESTEAK-CONSUMING, SIXER-LOVING, ALLEN IVERSON-HUMPING RAT BASTERD. YOU DON'T COME HERE, TALK SMACK AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH IT. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS JUST LIKE DONAVAN MCNABB WILL ONCE THE REDSKINS KICK YOUR SORRY ASS INTO NEXT SEASON. PHILLY'S A GIANT PIT STAIN THAT CAN KISS MY FUCKING ASS. NOW GO HOME AND MAKE LOVE TO YOUR SIX-DVD PACKAGE OF IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S AS BIG AS THAT TOWN WILL EVER BE.

Josh S. said...

AND YOUR MOM TOO

NicJ said...

comment of the year

Spank Raving Mad said...

MLASF is a fucking BEAST.

NicJ said...

Oh yeah, well philly sucks so bad it was only good enough to be the nation's capitol for 10 years.

so there.

thefightins said...

I hate the eagles but like cheesesteaks. What does any of that rant have to do with the phillies anyway. you got nothing on them...nothing. nice internet tough guy act.

The Double D said...

@fightins

I welcome my I-95/I-76 East Coast brethren here.

Just try not to throw up on anyone.

NicJ said...

MLASF is a tough guy. Just ask his walls.

karina said...

Found a pic of that IDIOT (pendejo)

http://tinypic.com/r/30jiia0/4

It says "look, another comment, i wonder what kind of idiot wastes his time to get into provocations"

NicJ said...

pinche pendejo.

karina said...

Look, you idiot, you must lead a very sad and lonely life when you start picking fights on a harmless blog.

This is why free speech should be restricted to stupid people.

rbnlaw said...

It took some time, but we got us a troll.

A weak-assed troll, but a troll nonetheless.

Hey, dipshit, it's called the fucking "shift" key, and they're called proper nouns.

Have fun coming in second to the Braves, because the Dodgers are going into Hotlanta on a negative roll, fucktard.

NicJ said...

HA! very good point there RBN.

rbnlaw said...

And, Go Rays!!!

thefightins said...

@ double d, he was from Cherry Hill, New Jersey.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Aren't there some four-year olds you should be teaching the art of beer consumption to?

karina said...

That's the best you got?mentioning the arrest of a Mets player on a Dodgers blog?

NicJ said...

"That's the best you got? mentioning the arrest of a Mets player on a Dodgers blog?"

maybe it was a shot at DD.

karina said...

hahahahahaha NicJ.If he's going to mess with a Son, he's envious because there's no way there is an awesome blog like this on the Phillies blogsphere.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

"you got nothing on them...nothing."

If by nothing, you mean no gap-tooth like Rollins or pig nose like Howard, then yes, I have nothing on them.

Paul said...

Oops I was posting under my other name.

thefightins said...

Phillies 3 Broxton 0.
I am pretty confident that J. Broxton checks for Philadelphia Phillies ubder his bed at night.

karina said...

@Mr LASF how about a grown up professional player yelling "not in my head" like a little girl, on a NLCS?

Tough guy that Victorino.If he was that mad, why didn't charge the mound?

thefightins said...

*under....damn

Paul said...

Oooooh snap!

NicJ said...

fightin - 0

misspelling - 1

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

And I'm pretty certain Charlie Manuel checks under his bed for actual ghosts every night, since he's such a senile grampa who's only defense for putting Ryan Howard in the All Star game is "he's my guy."

Well guess what: HIS GUY SUCKS ASS

karina said...

@Mr LASF he also put Infante over other deserving players (cough Furcal cough).Furcal made the team as a replacement and played, while Infante warmed the bench.

thefightins said...

yes i mispelled under, loddy fuckin' da. How can you can talk bad about uncle Cholly Mr. Sports fan? Uncle Cholly is the shit! When the Dodgers make the series Torre can pick who ever the phuck he wants. Until your Dodgers get to that point keep quiet....and plus, uncle Cholly got the Phils home field anyway.

NicJ said...

where is Dusty when you need him?

karina said...

Yeah, the Phillies have been in the World Series the last two seasons, they've got 2 rings in seven chances.

The Dodgers is the team that has the most appearances on the World Series with EIGHTEEN and they have won SIX rings.

When they lose, they lose to the Yankees...not a young and perennial loser till 2008, the Rays.I guess you're fan since October 2008.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Uncle Cholly? What a name to terrify your opponents! And what's the nickname for Chase Utley? Cousin Chuck? Oh, lemme guess, you probably call Rollins Ole' Jim-Jam.

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...
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karina said...

*The Dodgers is the National League team with most appearances in the World Series.

Spank Raving Mad said...

Dude, Go to sleep already. It's passed your bedtime son.

Dusty Baker said...

Just think, fightins, if it weren't for the Dodgers shite bullpen your Phiwwies would have the shittiest.

Josh S. said...

Everyone knows Broxton looks for cake under his bed at night.

And he usually finds it too!

Paul said...

Well well what to drink. Gonna play hitchin a ride to inspire my choice.

karina said...

Green Day, as always Paul, a fine taste on music.

Dusty Baker said...

Just saw that clip with the Phiwwy phanatic and Loney during warmups. I have to say I'd rather go 0-162 than have that lame fuckin sesame street mascot thing.

Josh S. said...

Pretty sure Brian McCann got the NL homefield.

You know, the guy on the team that's going ti win the NL East?

Paul said...

Thanks Karina!

@Dusty
someone/thing has to help give their fans a
positive body image.

Josh S. said...

^to

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

I just found out the Saints lost.

Urge to kill: rising...

NicJ said...

i hate pat burrell so much

Josh S. said...

On the cathartic music tip, Ima Robot's "Dynomite" album just came up on my iPod. It is helping me immensely. Nerd punk!

NicJ said...

make sure to play that when you are in your "black jetta" Josh S.

Orel said...

Lifting a glass of Dalwhinnie to the end of the 2010 season.

Paul said...

I am sure Dusty is playing Toad the Wet Sprocket right now. Something from the In Light Syrup album.

Dusty Baker said...

Not familiar With that groove Josh. I guess I'm too nerdy even to know about nerd punk.

MR. F said...

I'm practicing this on my guitar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV6OtFFN4qI

The album is an elegy of sorts.

MR. F said...

Okay I don't know what that weird thing in the middle is.

Steve Sax said...

NPUT. I know, too little too late.

But I'm still sad that we are playing like the Padres, and the Padres are playing like the Dodgers.

Josh S. said...

Beastie Boys' "Time for Livin'" has always been my go-to angry song.

Dusty Baker said...

Actually Here's what I'm doing/enduring: I DVR'd the game so we could all watch after work. We all successfully avoided the score until time to watch the game. I was enjoying it and we were ahead. Then my father in law texted me with a random string of Spanish profanity that ended with "broxton blew it." so I had to sit through the whole god damn rest of the game knowing what was going to happen but not letting on that I knew. It was a painful exercise, folks. I'm almost too depressed to drink beer.

Almost.

Dusty Baker said...

Beastie Boys' "Time for Livin'" has always been a go-to happy song for me. That's the beauty of the Beastie Boys.

Paul said...

@Sax

Josh in April said this years Padres are last years Dodgers. I just didn't know we would be last year's Giants.

NicJ said...

listening to freebird, wishing half the phillies would die in a plane crash.

Kidding (sorta)

Mr. LA Sports Fan said...

Eminem. Lose Yourself.

Paul said...

The Pogues: Streams of Whiskey.

rbnlaw said...

Fuck all that; anything by The Hives will raise the spirits.

Their cover of Early Morning Wake Up Call makes me forget the phylie troll who showed up tonight.

That and two big guy beers at Angelo's. Go Indians!

Paul said...

What does Torre dream of when he takes a little Torre snooze?

Does he dream of Broxton choking or Belisario hitting the booze?
Well Don't you worry your tired bald head your team will end the season soon for you and Ned

And then your gonna watch your best friend Jeter while we all cry and drink 1.75 liter.

Jeter Jeeeeeter Jeter Jeter Jeter.

And unless the Yanks play those bay area tweakerrs. Well we won't give a fuck.

Dusty Baker said...

BTW fightins be sure and tell your mother I said thanks. I left some cab money for her but not sure it's enough for her to get all the way back to Santa Monica Blvd.

Paul said...

So I can't remember this painfull of a season in s long time. Maybe I blocked out 07 but I don't remember it like this.

MR. F said...

@Paul. For me, it was 2005.

Paul said...

I am going to think positive. I say at the end of the season Philly edges out the Giants for the wildcard by one game.

Paul said...

Mr. F

05 was painful. But that was my first year practicing law in No Cal. I was dirt poor and I really had no way of following the Dodgers.


Now I pay good money to watch them play like crap.

karina said...

I'm sorry I lost my temper with that troll, but he/she/it got on my nerves. My comment to restrict free speech was very numb.I'm sorry again.

Just had to get it out of my chest.

(I'm embarrassed about the things I thought but I didn't say aloud or wrote here,it took a lot of self control)

MR. F said...

It's okay karina. You're threshold for lashing out is much much higher than anybody else here, so it's no big deal if you cross the line every now and then.