Great news, gents! From ESPN, Elin Nordegren is now free and on the prowl:
"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future," Woods and Elin Nordegren said in a joint statement released by their lawyers.Tiger Woods and his Swedish-born wife officially divorced Monday, nine months after his middle-of-the night car crash outside their home set off shocking revelations that the world's most famous athlete had been cheating on her through multiple affairs.
And as per Yahoo! Sports:
No terms were released. Elin likely will receive a nine-figure sum, although probably less than the eye-popping $750 million that some reports predicted. In exchange, she almost certainly has agreed to a non-disclosure clause that prohibits comments, interviews, books and any other detailing of Tiger’s personal life.
Beautiful, single, and now $750M richer? Please call me, Elin. (310) SAX-SOSG.
photo #1: Ezra Shaw / Getty Images
18 comments:
Now I see why Tiger was running with the skanks. Elin is dog ugly.
/sarcasm
"Running with the skanks" does not refer to the annual festival in Paruhmp, NV.
I though that was "The Running of the Skinks"
Come on Frank, you are so all over this bro.
EK,
If he is, he'll have enough to keep the Dodgers. . .oh wait. . .send Mark Cuban Elin's number.
Breaking news: White Sox to claim Manny off waivers.
Breaking news: rbn refuses to hold breath waiting for that to happen.
Ms. Mexico > Elin Nordegren
Aren't the bikini pics her twin sister? (Not that having an identically hot twin sister is a check in the minus column or anything.)
Anyone call the number yet?
Just called. It's a guy named David.
Did you tell him to expect a call from Elin Nordegren?
@RB - Cuban is married although he would probably call Elin anyway. His wife Tiffany and I have a mutual friend. She lunched with us and seems very grounded, sweet, and somewhat reserved. Totally unlike him.
Why would you have to cheat on that?
I'm in LuV!
I thought your number was 867-5309?
@ Dusty
My brother called me at work the other day with his new cell number...
He told me it 867 fifty three 0 nine.
I fell for it. For about 5 seconds anyway!
You excited about AA baseball tonight?
Elin's real name is Jenny?
MB,
If that's the case, we need to find another eligible almost rich bachelor.
@SSS
Definitely excited. Fixin' to head to some nearby pubs to get my Double A ball watching mood on.
Clothing status: Red t-shirt that says "Arkansas Baseball" and has a small Hog on it. Washington Nationals cap.
Still in LuV!
@ Dusty
I see "The Flying Saucer" in your future....
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