Hiroki Kuroda (9-11, 3.56) vs. Roy Halladay (16-9, 2.22).
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COMMENTS: Halladay! Celebrate! We-are-going-to-get-our-ass-kicked. The Dodgers came through on the Weisman-mandated four-game win streak, and now they're clean out of winnin' for the season. Just in time for the McCourts' divorce trial! Does this team have its timing down or what?
UPDATE from Sax 4:58p: Looks like Ken Levine of Dodger Talk has taken over dodgers.com! How else to explain comedic headlines like this:
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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that SOB
now hiro can lose the lead.
No, Werth did exactly what anyone would do on that play. Can't blame him for anything.
I hate Shane Victorino
Eff you, Victorino.
just hit ruiz in the head and we will call it even.
But Vin's right, it was a clean hit.
Well, so it goes.
Keep up the good work, Hiro!
Now we bring in the bullpen to blow the game.
I want to chop Victorino's tiny penis off and choke him with it.
@NicJ On the slide? or just in general?
we can go "just in general"
are there beat LA chants?
if "the fightins" shows up again, so help me...
Hmmm, why don't we make an offer to Victorino that he can't refuse?
Werth was also a good sportsman after and went over to pat Theriot on the arse and say good play man (or whatever he said to him).
Now, back to hating Jaysen Werth.
I'm facing the Professor on Week 8, so that likely would have been a loss anyway.
damn ump. If the no-hitter was still going, he would have called that
There were some Beat LA chants. Our boys will take care of them in the parking lot later.
im gonna make a trip on down to DS and start knifing anyone in red.
CHOOOOOOCHHHH
Really Torre?
great now the na'vi is up to bat.
Come on Hiro, just one more out!
Strikeout! Suck it, Phils.
wow, what an ovation.
STOOPID TORRE TAKE HIROKI OUT OF GAME WITH ONE HITTER! NOW WE LOSE!
why the HELL are they playing Don't Stop Believing now?
So who's pitching now? Kuoseph?
@Nic
Pick me up on the way to DS. *pulls down ski mask*
Hiroki rocks.
He is singlehandedly helping me feel proud about the Dodgers again.
In honor of HiKu:
Out pitch Halladay
Make LA forget Manny
Fuck Victorino
AWWWWWW
ill pick you up on my motorcycle with the sidecar and we can just go mad max on everyones ass.
i like him too, Saxy. I hope we can sign him next year
Hiroki could have done that
@MRLASF - Why you think I'm going to beat you in Week 8? My team is meh. I'm losing to Karina in Wk 1.
I'm never not proud to be a Dodger, for the record.
if kuroda wants to stay in the US, im sure he will be in dodger blue.
I'm against the Professor on week one, so I predict a "so long and thanks for the fish"
cc Dusty and Mr C
That reminds me of a haiku I wrote way back when:
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
We'll whip the Yank-mes fo shizzle
Or cause the BoSox to fizzle
Fuck you Shane Victorino!
thanks for the fish?
tee hee
You've got some great players like Rodgers, Wells, Johnson and Crabtree.
i can picture Dusty in the sidecar wildly swinging a tubesock filled with doorknobs at anybody who looks like a Phillie fan
Did you just drop a Douglas Adams reference, Karina?
Rhyming shizzle with fizzle. I like it!
@Steve Sax @Dusty always proud of being a Dodger fan. I don't only bleed Dodger blue, my DNA is Dodger blue (and orange and black for Aguilas and rossonera for the AC Milan)
STOOPID JOE HE'S GOING TO LET KUO PITCH THE NINTH THEN HIS ARM WILL FALL OFF
I will make myself puke on Phiwwy fans once Nic drives me in the sidecar. Then I will tase some bitches, too.
so who drafted Rudy Ruettiger?
@MRLASF - I had a good draft position. Andre Johnson is the man.
@Dusty Baker yes, i did
@DB what have you been eating, ie what will be your ammo?
I had Andre on my team two years ago and he was incredible. Really the most overlooked WR in the league. I hope for the day the Texans become relevant just so people can see him play.
@Dusty Baker @NicJ I could be the bait, put together an act of a damsel in distress and then we get them, one by one :)
I hate when arms fall off.
I hate Victorino.
At least Ruiz didn't kill us.
Who was the one who wanted Edwards?
So how many of us regain our hope if the Dodgers sweep the Phillies? Y'know, just on the off-chance it happens?
I never lose hope.
Checking back in.
DAMN YOU CRYIN' HAWAIIAN!
What is this hope thing of which you speak?
not enough (or too much) time has passed to say you are a fan of The Rock
@Jason
hope |hōp|
noun
1 a feeling of expectation and desire for a certain thing to happen : he looked through her belongings in the hope of coming across some information | I had high hopes of making the Olympic team.
• a person or thing that may help or save someone : their only hope is surgery.
• grounds for believing that something good may happen : he does see some hope for the future.
2 archaic a feeling of trust.
verb [ intrans. ]
want something to happen or be the case : he's hoping for an offer of compensation | [with clause ] I hope that the kids are OK.
• [with infinitive ] intend if possible to do something : we're hoping to address all these issues.
PHRASES
hope against hope cling to a mere possibility : they were hoping against hope that he would find a way out.
hope for the best hope for a favorable outcome.
hope springs eternal (in the human breast) proverb it is human nature to always find fresh cause for optimism.
in hopes of with the aim of : I lay on a towel in the park in hopes of getting a tan.
in hopes that hoping that : they are screaming in hopes that a police launch will pick us up.
not a hope informal no chance at all.
What's with the tape stuck to the 'L' on the front of Romero's jersey?
hope springs eternal, I like that
Howard just looks out of sorts. I know he's hurt, but wow.
Only way I get hope back is if Dodgers run the table this week. Sweeping Phillies nice. Sweeping Phillies & Giants is necessary.
Romero's pitching to Kemp? You're funeral, Uncle Chollie.
Fuck That! I demand a recount on the draft.
Note to Prime Ticket production staff: Do not show a panning shot of a sparse crowd while Vin announces an obviously inflated attendance number.
@Karina
I like your plan. Sneaky
@FB
Steamed chicken dumplings, chicken chow mein, hot and sour soup, Pacifico.
Okay, maybe our funeral. Damn, Kemp, that was pathetic.
Chad Moriyama has me watching Matty stepping back on his stride
That Kemp AB should be friggin illegal it was so bad.
We should hire some hitting coach who used to be really good himself.
Oh, Dusty... the Sierra Nevada 30th Anniversary Ale is smooth. I recommend it.
@DB ooh baby that's a ripe combo for your barf barrage!
Hiro pitched that way to give a gift to the Sons :)
@FB from earlier:
It seemed as if they started Don't Stop Believin' accidentally and then had to just go with it.
Oddly enough, it ended up being a pretty fitting place to play it, despite being up by 3.
don't do this to me, HCK, please
FB - Hang in there. All is well. (MB has bottle of Slivovitz on standby for you in the event of an emergency).
This team from Philly bores me. Who is next?
way to finish that off!
SUCK IT PHILZ!!!!
Well, that was a pleasant surprise.
@FB
It will be a complete and total barf-o-rama.
OMG WE BEAT ROY HALLADAY
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT ROY KENDRICK AND ROY OSWALT
Suck it Victorino.
Make party!
we make party!
Who is this piece of shit Roy Halladay? Can we play you every night?
Party time!!!
Dancing Queen-ABBA
PGT up!!!
Hiroki Kuroda Rocks!
We make party?
Time to party. What's the special tonight at the SoSG bar? I'm getting bored with Sauvignon Blanc.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kuroda will struggle in Boston.
Bring me a Taiwanese mimosa!!
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