Carlos Monasterios (3-4, 3.63) vs. Yovani Gallardo (11-5, 3.28).
COMMENTS: EK, this one's for you.
[Orel here.] Hold your breath, folks: The Dodgers are in position for their first series sweep since 1932. What's that — it's actually since the end of June? Whatever, same diff. But it'll be a hard-earned win; Munosterios has been yo-yoing back and forth between the bullpen and starting rotation, while Yovani Gabba Gabba will apparently be wearing an orange jumpsuit under his uniform. Yo-yos versus jumpsuits. Is that what this season has come to?
Oh yeah, and there's this (courtesy of SoSG stalwart Josh S):
Tomorrow is the real test of the Collins Curse. If they win, it will be the first non-NL-West road sweep since 6/19/08.
So here we go! Morning baseball, everybody!
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