Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Game 121 Thread: August 18 vs. Rox, 7p

"C'mon, Tulo! Weesa see fourth place today!"

Hiroki Kuroda (8-11, 3.53) vs. Jason Hammel (8-7, 4.42).

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rbnlaw said...

Hard to believe Tulo is a 49er. Dirtbag, yes, especially with that hair.
But 49er?

spank said...

Guacamaya!

karina said...

@NicJ on CarGo's defense, he runs everything down when he plays every team, he's that good and you know it.

karina said...

@Rbnlaw Tulo went to CSULB?

Paul said...

Fuck nuggets.

Kyle Baker said...

These white guys are hitting even more lightly than usual.

Josh S. said...

If karina ever meets Vinny, they can fangirl over CarGo together.

Paul said...

Ellis is the world's most boring player.

Kyle Baker said...

Ellis is the opposite of The Most Interesting Man in the World.

spank said...

Keep up the good work Ellis

MR.F said...

Lol @ DB and Paul.

Kyle Baker said...

I was sure Ellis was the right man to start a two-out rally with no one on.

Josh S. said...

Brox in.

karina said...

@Josh along with my fellow season ticket holders, I am the founder of "Carlos Gonzalez fan club".We yelled a lot at the manager and coaches to put him on the starting lineup.

Once someone told him that story, shook my hand, said thank you and told me to stay there because he wanted his mom to meet me.

(a long story going short)

rbnlaw said...

So last year the Lost Angels of Brea had all of their batters in the line-up over .300.

The Dodgers have a chance, in a few more AB's, to have all batters in the line-up under .300. Epic.

Let's get back to this one.

MR.F said...

I have enjoyed the good use of "Let's get back to this one" in this thread.

Josh S. said...

They showed Z Lee watching from a suite. Punk. Who watches from a fucking suite?

Paul said...

Dodgers need 1.21 jigawatts to get this offense going.

Why are you guys talking about that Arcade Fire No Cars Go.

Damn Gibby gets a hit and they take him out.

Kyle Baker said...

@Karina

So you had a FCG campaign, them?

rbnlaw said...

@karina.

Yes he did.

spank said...

The NAACP will be happy that both Loney and KKemp are in the game

Kyle Baker said...

OUT YOU SONOFABITCH!

rbnlaw said...

Josh,
YOU FUNNY. MAKE ME LAUGH MORE
LOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!

NicJ said...

words out, run on lazy kemp.

karen said...

Good base running Dexter!

karina said...

beautiful throw!that's my grown up Bison!

Kyle Baker said...

The NAACP and MSTI and KempKershaw.

Paul said...

You can't out Kemp Kemp!

karina said...

@Dusty Baker there were 5 of us,originally. Given that we seat right next to the Aguilas dugout, we could do that.

One of the highlights of my life would be CarGo telling me: "you're the girl who comes to every game"

Kyle Baker said...

Was that 10 year old girl waving her panties at Ethier after his catch?

Or was that you, Josh?

karina said...

Ethier giving CarGo a run for his money ;)

NicJ said...

why was josh waving a 10 year old girls panties at ethier?

Kyle Baker said...

That's awesome, Karina! I respect that.










He's still a bastard though! HAHAHA!

spank said...

Damn Karina your crazy loyal

My pops wouldn't even come to my games and would get drunk instead.

And he was the coach!

karina said...

@Rbnlaw same as Evan Longoria.That university athletic teams have the best nickname.

Do they sell shirts that say "Dirtbags"?

Paul said...

Okay Kemp. Jack one.

NicJ said...

im sensing a rodney dangerfield vibe to this thread.

Kyle Baker said...

@Karina

Yes, they do. In New York. In the Bronx. Loosely translated, the shirts say "Yankees."

NicJ said...

oh why did torre deprive us of 4 more at bats of that?!?!

spank said...

Seriously,We need a hitting coach

Paul said...

Yeah let's play Kemp more. Idiot.

rbnlaw said...

TORRE STOOPID HE MAKE KEMP STRIKE OUT BECAUSE HE NO START

NicJ said...

bastard showboat EYJr.

karen said...

EY hot dogging it

Paul said...

Wow Little Ey!

rbnlaw said...

@karina.
They do. It's a badge of honor at CSULB.
My friend's son plays 1st at Fullerton, so we're not big 49er fans.

I'm sure you can find Dirtbag attire on their site.

karina said...

@Spank lol, his mom goes every game in Maracaibo because she lives there,she doesn't sit in the players' family area and it's reached a point lots of people know she's CarGo's mother.From what the radio announcers say, she and his dad even go to some road series.

She was there,along with his brother, when CarGo hit the cycle, so there's a possibility she is at Dodger Stadium tonight.Hope he's allright.

Kyle Baker said...

@Spank

We need to fire your dad as our hitting coach.

Paul said...

Ahhh I miss the old Big West teams.

spank said...

Eh, Vin relax

Kyle Baker said...

This may be @ih8colletti MVP comment of the day:

"STOOPID TORRE WHY HE NO START KEMP HE ALREADY 5-FOR-5 WITH TWO HOME RUN IN MY HEAD"

rbnlaw said...

Like I said, he seems to be channeling my thoughts.
#Ih8Colletti

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I'm participating intermittently.

rbnlaw said...

GAmeday just gave me the 6 pitch rundown on that K.

Kyle Baker said...

Up jumps the devil!

karen said...

Wow!!

NicJ said...

oh yeah i really miss dewitt.

rbnlaw said...

Why id Dylan Hernandez tweeting about wine?
Is he that well-rounded? No pun intended.

spank said...

Vin is animated today. The Ensure must be kicking in.

NicJ said...

@RBN, the dodger are so bad they have driven everyone to drink.

karina said...

@Rbnlaw thanks for the info, I found interesting stuff but it feels like a jinx.

rbnlaw said...

Ah, of course.


Me included.

Kyle Baker said...

And why is D Hernandez tweeting about wine that is far too over priced for my income level? Just to frustrate me?

NicJ said...

if we cant score off of beimel im flipping over my coffee table.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

JOE BEIMAL

Kyle Baker said...

@Josh

Beimel is apparently the pride of Pennsylvania.

No one tell Tommy Lasorda.

spank said...

Speaking of drunkards Joe Beimel everyone

Kyle Baker said...

Just jack one the fuck out so I can...can...start commenting in another thread.

Kyle Baker said...

^ This is where smartass Mr C pipes in and says "Tabbed browsing, Dusty" ^

NicJ said...

Loney HR time.











HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

spank said...

Where's the walkoff Dre'?

NicJ said...

VIn still perplexed by the mullet.

Kyle Baker said...

Jesus, Vin...now with more hair critique.

I wish he'd critique Rihanna's haircut just to get Karina riled up again.

NicJ said...

vin is forgetting about #99 Manny, just like the rest of LA.

rbnlaw said...

Loney with the walk on.

spank said...

@ Nicj

Who?

rbnlaw said...

Yet another Venezuelan.

karina has heart palpitations.

rbnlaw said...

I ain't got enough beer for extra innings.

Kyle Baker said...

I just went thru some extra innings beer calculus, myself, RB. I'll be ok I think. If not, I always have emergency swill across the courtyard at MDIL's crib.

Nostradamus said...

^Tabbed browsing, Dusty!

Sorry I was late on the draw. I was using my tabbed browsing.

rbnlaw said...

Just another light-hitting white dude.
Nothing to see here.

Kyle Baker said...

Casey just cannot catch up to the fastball any more.

And maybe the changeup.

rbnlaw said...

I'm moving to Pah-sah-day-nah.

NicJ said...

i think the third base position may need a changeup next year.

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NicJ said...

this game feels like a shutout.

NicJ said...

im guessing Josh S left the game a while ago or is cursing the SOSG contest that gave him these tickets right about now.

Kyle Baker said...

This game has dragged on so long that Dittmore may be awake having breakfast now.

Kyle Baker said...

I'm guessing Josh got arrested for stealing some 10 year old girl's panties and waving them at Ethier.

rbnlaw said...

Don't tell me.

karina said...

@Rbnlaw hahahaha,the Rockies have the monopoly on MLB players born in Maracaibo.

However,Betancourt is neither an Aguila or Tiburon, so I don't care much.

Josh S. said...

Yeah, I bailed after Kemp kemped.

rbnlaw said...

K.

Waddayaknow.

Kyle Baker said...

What is Betancourt, a Hufflepuff?

karina said...

Cute quintuplets,btw

Kyle Baker said...

They were the Kempiest bunch of Kempers that ever Kemped.

rbnlaw said...

@karina:
So what, is he a Pisces?


Geez. Mora too? Who's watching the store back in Aguanegra?

spank said...

Is this the dodger broadcast on prime ticket or what. Pinche Vin

rbnlaw said...

AIR HOT. BEER COLD, JUST LIKE DODGER BATS.

NicJ said...

damn you Laz Diaz that was a strike not a check swing. Loss gets pinned on him

karina said...

49ers are Hufflepuffs in disguise!

Rafael Betancourt plays with Caribes de Anzoategui. Caribes was one of the extincted indigenous tribes in Venezuela.

Useless tip of the day

Paul said...
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Paul said...

This is a contest of who wants it less.

karina said...

That was shameful.

rbnlaw said...

So nice, he said it twice.

Kyle Baker said...

This Dotel gambit is really paying dividends.

spank said...

Focus Fools!

Kyle Baker said...

I'm focusing, I'm focusing!

rbnlaw said...

There's the Dotel we've come to know and love.

karina said...

@Rbnlaw hahahaha,I was talking about venezuelan winter baseball teams: if he is a Tiburon, he plays for Tiburones de La Guaira

rbnlaw said...

Getting sleepy. . .so sleepy. . .sweet slumber.

Paul said...

Ellis favorite ice cream flavor has to be vanilla and he doesn't like pepperoni because it is too spicy.

karina said...

don't boo!

rbnlaw said...

@karina: Just me being a smartass.

Not unlike Dusty.

spank said...

Dotel you piece of shit

NicJ said...

end this giambi, please just end it.

Josh S. said...

NEVER HAVE TWO TEAMS BATTLED SO MEEKLY FOR THIRD PLACE

Kyle Baker said...

When's the last time Giambi was steroid tested? He looks fake.

Nostradamus said...

Bullpen.
Hell.

Kyle Baker said...

2 WPs for Dotel. Go-ahead run comes home.

NicJ said...

thanks.


MSTI tweet in five four three two one

Paul said...

Fuckin shit and wrong guy who has aged 30 years in the last two vinny!

Kyle Baker said...

Booooooooooooo!

NicJ said...

what the hell kind of IBB's are those?

Kyle Baker said...

KempKershaw, like clockwork:

"Dotel FAIL. #Dodgers #Rockies #MLB #Pirates"

NicJ said...

3-2 game in the tenth and each team has a run double wild pitched in.

Kyle Baker said...

WP hat trick!!!

karina said...

boo to your heart's contempt!

Nostradamus said...

Finally, were at then place in the season that I'm laughing both on the inside AND the outside.

Paul said...

I don't think we can come back from this big of a lead.

Kyle Baker said...

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

NicJ said...

Zach Lee just ripped up his check and is walking back to LSU.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

le sigh

Gagne's lucky glasses said...

This just in...Dotel f00king sucks!!!

Paul said...

To the B to the double O. To the B to the double O.

Kyle Baker said...

Heart of the LHWG portion of the lineup up.

NicJ said...

you have to admit losing to a team at home that is terrible on the road in extras is some kind of feat.

Paul said...

Johnson doesn't get me excited.

NicJ said...

all we need is a HR now, maybe we can get one after kemp strikes out.

Kyle Baker said...

I'm torn between wanting Kemp to do something here and win the game for us....or seeing him fail and all the stat-lickers making excuses.

Kyle Baker said...

Me neither, Paul.

spank said...

I think I would rather have Rhianna hit.

She can use her forehead to butt the ball

Paul said...

Come on Matt!

Kyle Baker said...

And distract the pitcher with her shitty haircut!

NicJ said...

@DB, nah they just wont say anything at all.

Paul said...

Yes lay off the 2-0 fastball and chase the slider outside.

NicJ said...

nice try kemp.

Kyle Baker said...

Kemp doesn't just strike out, he also looks the absolute fool and then walks off like he's too cool for school.

spank said...

Goddamn that was atrocious

Paul said...

Kemp is doggin it.

NicJ said...

hahaha ok shit.

did bowa have the stop sign up?

Josh S. said...

FIRE LARRY BOWA NOW

Paul said...

Hahahahahaha

spank said...

I got no words. No fucking words

Nostradamus said...

There's very little I won't believe anymore.

NicJ said...

on pace for a protected pick!!!

karina said...

this last play was heartbreaking

*sigh*

at least Vin and I were in the same page tonight

Kyle Baker said...

Josh can you give us an update on which nephew beat the shit out of the other in order to get your extra ticket?

Paul said...

It was funny cause I was thinking holy shit he must be faster than I though then the catcher gets the ball, I go to fix myself a drink come back and Johnson then gets tagged out.

Kyle Baker said...

It's funny because you literally have to wait for a second until Johnson finally runs into camerashot while we focus on the catcher waiting there with the ball, a cocktail, and a magazine.

NicJ said...

shall we do the music roll call again?

Ill start it off.

Postal Service - Give Up

Josh S. said...

Younger nephew won. Older nephew is in the middle of JV football hell week and was, for all intents and purposes, unconscious when I got home.

Paul said...

Steve Lyons breaking it down like a 12 year old girl.

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NicJ said...

looks like the older nephew got the better end of the deal

Kyle Baker said...

Sad But True - Metallica

spank said...

Steve Lyon's had his panties stolen by Josh

karina said...

Everybody Hurts-R.E.M.

Paul said...

Beck- Loser

spank said...

Take the Money and Run by Frank McCourt

Kyle Baker said...

I'm hoping Insane Clown Posse has some soothing words for me tonight as I drift off to sleep.

karina said...

Disintegration-The Cure

karina said...

I still don't quit on them, but every night they do their best to convince me otherwise.

NicJ said...

this should be a tradition.

Josh S. said...

"Attack of the 60 ft. Lesbian Octopus" by Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Because it's the only way we haven't lost this season.

Kyle Baker said...

You circling around 400 comments, MLASF?

karina said...

2010 Dodgers season=The Smiths discography.

I love them in spite they're depressing

Kyle Baker said...

Hilarious, Karina!

NicJ said...

Can someone please tell me why almost all people of latin dissent love Moz? Its like he is (insert clever comment) or something.

Paul said...

@Josh

dawn of the dead by Does it offend you, would work as well.

NicJ said...

descent*

NicJ said...

haha i like the little sound effect Lyons added on the replay of CarGo hitting the wall.

spank said...

I think it is handed down from generation to generation Nic.

Paul said...

I don't love moz but I don't get the hate.

Now Sunday Morning Comming down- my favorite Johnny Cash song.

Kyle Baker said...

I'm too mad even to storm off to bed.

Also, I have some beer left.

Kyle Baker said...

Moz?

karina said...

@NicJ with me,he just clicks,he sort of understands a lot about trivialities.It was wonderful/awful to read "Girlfriend in a Coma" for the very first time, song after song was stuck in my head.

p.s I'm proud to be a dissent.

karina said...

Moz=Steven Patrick
Morrisey

Kyle Baker said...

You kids with your bleak, lonely dirges and your self-loathing UK acts.

NicJ said...

Dodgertalk, now with more anger.

karina said...

@Dusty Baker I'm a sucker for those UK acts. Now, excuse me while I listen to Joy Division, after falling asleep.

Paul said...

Where have you gone Andy La Roche!!!

karina said...

@Paul are there callers talking about Andy LaRoche?

Paul said...

I say we get 7 of the best bunters in the minor leagues and bring this prospect named
Manny Ramirez everyone is talking
about.

NicJ said...

Andy has turned into a bench player, FOR THE PIRATES.

thats almost out of the league.

Paul said...

Karina

I am out of Dodgertalk radio land in Northern California tonight.

I am just making light of prospect love.

Steve Sax said...

Pathetic PGT up

NicJ said...

oddly enough that what Pee Wee is doing right now too. For all the complaining people do about us trading prospects for junk a lot of the prospects end up turning into junk.

rbnlaw said...

Bloody Mary Morning
by Willie Nelson

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