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Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
3/28 vs. DET (W, 8-5 (10)): Sax
4/2 vs. ATL (W, 6-5): AC
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 400Hard to believe Tulo is a 49er. Dirtbag, yes, especially with that hair.
But 49er?
Guacamaya!
@NicJ on CarGo's defense, he runs everything down when he plays every team, he's that good and you know it.
@Rbnlaw Tulo went to CSULB?
Fuck nuggets.
These white guys are hitting even more lightly than usual.
If karina ever meets Vinny, they can fangirl over CarGo together.
Ellis is the world's most boring player.
Ellis is the opposite of The Most Interesting Man in the World.
Keep up the good work Ellis
Lol @ DB and Paul.
I was sure Ellis was the right man to start a two-out rally with no one on.
Brox in.
@Josh along with my fellow season ticket holders, I am the founder of "Carlos Gonzalez fan club".We yelled a lot at the manager and coaches to put him on the starting lineup.
Once someone told him that story, shook my hand, said thank you and told me to stay there because he wanted his mom to meet me.
(a long story going short)
So last year the Lost Angels of Brea had all of their batters in the line-up over .300.
The Dodgers have a chance, in a few more AB's, to have all batters in the line-up under .300. Epic.
Let's get back to this one.
I have enjoyed the good use of "Let's get back to this one" in this thread.
They showed Z Lee watching from a suite. Punk. Who watches from a fucking suite?
Dodgers need 1.21 jigawatts to get this offense going.
Why are you guys talking about that Arcade Fire No Cars Go.
Damn Gibby gets a hit and they take him out.
@Karina
So you had a FCG campaign, them?
@karina.
Yes he did.
The NAACP will be happy that both Loney and KKemp are in the game
OUT YOU SONOFABITCH!
Josh,
YOU FUNNY. MAKE ME LAUGH MORE
LOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!
words out, run on lazy kemp.
Good base running Dexter!
beautiful throw!that's my grown up Bison!
The NAACP and MSTI and KempKershaw.
You can't out Kemp Kemp!
@Dusty Baker there were 5 of us,originally. Given that we seat right next to the Aguilas dugout, we could do that.
One of the highlights of my life would be CarGo telling me: "you're the girl who comes to every game"
Was that 10 year old girl waving her panties at Ethier after his catch?
Or was that you, Josh?
Ethier giving CarGo a run for his money ;)
why was josh waving a 10 year old girls panties at ethier?
That's awesome, Karina! I respect that.
He's still a bastard though! HAHAHA!
Damn Karina your crazy loyal
My pops wouldn't even come to my games and would get drunk instead.
And he was the coach!
@Rbnlaw same as Evan Longoria.That university athletic teams have the best nickname.
Do they sell shirts that say "Dirtbags"?
Okay Kemp. Jack one.
im sensing a rodney dangerfield vibe to this thread.
@Karina
Yes, they do. In New York. In the Bronx. Loosely translated, the shirts say "Yankees."
oh why did torre deprive us of 4 more at bats of that?!?!
Seriously,We need a hitting coach
Yeah let's play Kemp more. Idiot.
TORRE STOOPID HE MAKE KEMP STRIKE OUT BECAUSE HE NO START
bastard showboat EYJr.
EY hot dogging it
Wow Little Ey!
@karina.
They do. It's a badge of honor at CSULB.
My friend's son plays 1st at Fullerton, so we're not big 49er fans.
I'm sure you can find Dirtbag attire on their site.
@Spank lol, his mom goes every game in Maracaibo because she lives there,she doesn't sit in the players' family area and it's reached a point lots of people know she's CarGo's mother.From what the radio announcers say, she and his dad even go to some road series.
She was there,along with his brother, when CarGo hit the cycle, so there's a possibility she is at Dodger Stadium tonight.Hope he's allright.
@Spank
We need to fire your dad as our hitting coach.
Ahhh I miss the old Big West teams.
Eh, Vin relax
This may be @ih8colletti MVP comment of the day:
"STOOPID TORRE WHY HE NO START KEMP HE ALREADY 5-FOR-5 WITH TWO HOME RUN IN MY HEAD"
Like I said, he seems to be channeling my thoughts.
#Ih8Colletti
I'm participating intermittently.
GAmeday just gave me the 6 pitch rundown on that K.
Up jumps the devil!
Wow!!
oh yeah i really miss dewitt.
Why id Dylan Hernandez tweeting about wine?
Is he that well-rounded? No pun intended.
Vin is animated today. The Ensure must be kicking in.
@RBN, the dodger are so bad they have driven everyone to drink.
@Rbnlaw thanks for the info, I found interesting stuff but it feels like a jinx.
Ah, of course.
Me included.
And why is D Hernandez tweeting about wine that is far too over priced for my income level? Just to frustrate me?
if we cant score off of beimel im flipping over my coffee table.
JOE BEIMAL
@Josh
Beimel is apparently the pride of Pennsylvania.
No one tell Tommy Lasorda.
Speaking of drunkards Joe Beimel everyone
Just jack one the fuck out so I can...can...start commenting in another thread.
^ This is where smartass Mr C pipes in and says "Tabbed browsing, Dusty" ^
Loney HR time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where's the walkoff Dre'?
VIn still perplexed by the mullet.
Jesus, Vin...now with more hair critique.
I wish he'd critique Rihanna's haircut just to get Karina riled up again.
vin is forgetting about #99 Manny, just like the rest of LA.
Loney with the walk on.
@ Nicj
Who?
Yet another Venezuelan.
karina has heart palpitations.
I ain't got enough beer for extra innings.
I just went thru some extra innings beer calculus, myself, RB. I'll be ok I think. If not, I always have emergency swill across the courtyard at MDIL's crib.
^Tabbed browsing, Dusty!
Sorry I was late on the draw. I was using my tabbed browsing.
Just another light-hitting white dude.
Nothing to see here.
Casey just cannot catch up to the fastball any more.
And maybe the changeup.
I'm moving to Pah-sah-day-nah.
i think the third base position may need a changeup next year.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
this game feels like a shutout.
im guessing Josh S left the game a while ago or is cursing the SOSG contest that gave him these tickets right about now.
This game has dragged on so long that Dittmore may be awake having breakfast now.
I'm guessing Josh got arrested for stealing some 10 year old girl's panties and waving them at Ethier.
Don't tell me.
@Rbnlaw hahahaha,the Rockies have the monopoly on MLB players born in Maracaibo.
However,Betancourt is neither an Aguila or Tiburon, so I don't care much.
Yeah, I bailed after Kemp kemped.
K.
Waddayaknow.
What is Betancourt, a Hufflepuff?
Cute quintuplets,btw
They were the Kempiest bunch of Kempers that ever Kemped.
@karina:
So what, is he a Pisces?
Geez. Mora too? Who's watching the store back in Aguanegra?
Is this the dodger broadcast on prime ticket or what. Pinche Vin
AIR HOT. BEER COLD, JUST LIKE DODGER BATS.
damn you Laz Diaz that was a strike not a check swing. Loss gets pinned on him
49ers are Hufflepuffs in disguise!
Rafael Betancourt plays with Caribes de Anzoategui. Caribes was one of the extincted indigenous tribes in Venezuela.
Useless tip of the day
This is a contest of who wants it less.
That was shameful.
So nice, he said it twice.
This Dotel gambit is really paying dividends.
Focus Fools!
I'm focusing, I'm focusing!
There's the Dotel we've come to know and love.
@Rbnlaw hahahaha,I was talking about venezuelan winter baseball teams: if he is a Tiburon, he plays for Tiburones de La Guaira
Getting sleepy. . .so sleepy. . .sweet slumber.
Ellis favorite ice cream flavor has to be vanilla and he doesn't like pepperoni because it is too spicy.
don't boo!
@karina: Just me being a smartass.
Not unlike Dusty.
Dotel you piece of shit
end this giambi, please just end it.
NEVER HAVE TWO TEAMS BATTLED SO MEEKLY FOR THIRD PLACE
When's the last time Giambi was steroid tested? He looks fake.
Bullpen.
Hell.
2 WPs for Dotel. Go-ahead run comes home.
thanks.
MSTI tweet in five four three two one
Fuckin shit and wrong guy who has aged 30 years in the last two vinny!
Booooooooooooo!
what the hell kind of IBB's are those?
KempKershaw, like clockwork:
"Dotel FAIL. #Dodgers #Rockies #MLB #Pirates"
3-2 game in the tenth and each team has a run double wild pitched in.
WP hat trick!!!
boo to your heart's contempt!
Finally, were at then place in the season that I'm laughing both on the inside AND the outside.
I don't think we can come back from this big of a lead.
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Zach Lee just ripped up his check and is walking back to LSU.
le sigh
This just in...Dotel f00king sucks!!!
To the B to the double O. To the B to the double O.
Heart of the LHWG portion of the lineup up.
you have to admit losing to a team at home that is terrible on the road in extras is some kind of feat.
Johnson doesn't get me excited.
all we need is a HR now, maybe we can get one after kemp strikes out.
I'm torn between wanting Kemp to do something here and win the game for us....or seeing him fail and all the stat-lickers making excuses.
Me neither, Paul.
I think I would rather have Rhianna hit.
She can use her forehead to butt the ball
Come on Matt!
And distract the pitcher with her shitty haircut!
@DB, nah they just wont say anything at all.
Yes lay off the 2-0 fastball and chase the slider outside.
nice try kemp.
Kemp doesn't just strike out, he also looks the absolute fool and then walks off like he's too cool for school.
Goddamn that was atrocious
Kemp is doggin it.
hahaha ok shit.
did bowa have the stop sign up?
FIRE LARRY BOWA NOW
Hahahahahaha
I got no words. No fucking words
There's very little I won't believe anymore.
on pace for a protected pick!!!
this last play was heartbreaking
*sigh*
at least Vin and I were in the same page tonight
Josh can you give us an update on which nephew beat the shit out of the other in order to get your extra ticket?
It was funny cause I was thinking holy shit he must be faster than I though then the catcher gets the ball, I go to fix myself a drink come back and Johnson then gets tagged out.
It's funny because you literally have to wait for a second until Johnson finally runs into camerashot while we focus on the catcher waiting there with the ball, a cocktail, and a magazine.
shall we do the music roll call again?
Ill start it off.
Postal Service - Give Up
Younger nephew won. Older nephew is in the middle of JV football hell week and was, for all intents and purposes, unconscious when I got home.
Steve Lyons breaking it down like a 12 year old girl.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
looks like the older nephew got the better end of the deal
Sad But True - Metallica
Steve Lyon's had his panties stolen by Josh
Everybody Hurts-R.E.M.
Beck- Loser
Take the Money and Run by Frank McCourt
I'm hoping Insane Clown Posse has some soothing words for me tonight as I drift off to sleep.
Disintegration-The Cure
I still don't quit on them, but every night they do their best to convince me otherwise.
this should be a tradition.
"Attack of the 60 ft. Lesbian Octopus" by Does It Offend You, Yeah?
Because it's the only way we haven't lost this season.
You circling around 400 comments, MLASF?
2010 Dodgers season=The Smiths discography.
I love them in spite they're depressing
Hilarious, Karina!
Can someone please tell me why almost all people of latin dissent love Moz? Its like he is (insert clever comment) or something.
@Josh
dawn of the dead by Does it offend you, would work as well.
descent*
haha i like the little sound effect Lyons added on the replay of CarGo hitting the wall.
I think it is handed down from generation to generation Nic.
I don't love moz but I don't get the hate.
Now Sunday Morning Comming down- my favorite Johnny Cash song.
I'm too mad even to storm off to bed.
Also, I have some beer left.
Moz?
@NicJ with me,he just clicks,he sort of understands a lot about trivialities.It was wonderful/awful to read "Girlfriend in a Coma" for the very first time, song after song was stuck in my head.
p.s I'm proud to be a dissent.
Moz=Steven Patrick
Morrisey
You kids with your bleak, lonely dirges and your self-loathing UK acts.
Dodgertalk, now with more anger.
@Dusty Baker I'm a sucker for those UK acts. Now, excuse me while I listen to Joy Division, after falling asleep.
Where have you gone Andy La Roche!!!
@Paul are there callers talking about Andy LaRoche?
I say we get 7 of the best bunters in the minor leagues and bring this prospect named
Manny Ramirez everyone is talking
about.
Andy has turned into a bench player, FOR THE PIRATES.
thats almost out of the league.
Karina
I am out of Dodgertalk radio land in Northern California tonight.
I am just making light of prospect love.
Pathetic PGT up
oddly enough that what Pee Wee is doing right now too. For all the complaining people do about us trading prospects for junk a lot of the prospects end up turning into junk.
Bloody Mary Morning
by Willie Nelson
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